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<olaf> there's a retarded kid who picks up coins <olaf> well did when we went to high school <olaf> he would stop for even a penny <olaf> well, my girlfriend at the time had a huuuuge collection jar <olaf> and she brought it to school one morning <olaf> so we could put them all over the place <olaf> and we walked outside to where he was hanging out <olaf> and i pretended to trip and fall <olaf> right in front of him <olaf> and the coins went FUCKING EVERYWHER <olaf> but not only did he pick up all the coins <olaf> he would pick them up 1 at a time <olaf> every time he bent over <olaf> he was there for fucking EVER <olaf> and then my little sister and my friend zac <olaf> on one of the days i was suspended <olaf> superglued a fucking quarter and put it on the ground <olaf> and it got stuck to his hand <olaf> and he was swinging his hand around screaming in his tard voice <olaf> and, apparently <olaf> everyone and their god damned mother laughed for ever <olaf> yeah, i'm a shitty human so what <||bass> you're my hero

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