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<Mewten> video games are now making us nerds do things we would never do in other situations: Dance (DDR), Play an instrument (Samba de Amigo), and now, GO OUTSIDE. Pretty soon we'll be like normal people

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<Brinstar> If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL.

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[02:17:43] +wysiwyg sings "your no good for me i dont need nobody, dont need no one thats no good for me" [+wysiwyg] and if ne1 points out it should be "you're" ill kill em [@Miz] i'll +wysiwyg slaps Mr Pedantic with a flacid kipper [Sarcho] flaccid? [+wysiwyg] oh fuck off

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<syc> buddy of mine licked a motherboard once while the machine was running <syc> no problems <Skiz> I disagree <Skiz> your friend has problems

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<KidHype> i have pole position emulated in my pants <KidHype> it asks my wife to prepare to qualify <TonyD> how unusual

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<ckx> women ask for it <ckx> they act all old and mature <ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass <ckx> and they get all bitchy <ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

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<Xerox> My first kid won't have a name, he'll have to pick his own at the name selection menu.

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ramoth4: I can write the class and the functions for it ramoth4: and you can use the class to put them on the page CHz16: Ahh. So, you get backend, and I get frontend? ramoth4: hai, so desu CHz16: *hopes no one ever finds my last quote and interprets it suggestively* ramoth4: rotflmfao

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<TreCool> I had the stupidest secretary ever today at the unviersity. I walked in to get my transcripts and she tells me she needs my school ID number and my first and last name. Now I'm wearing my hat that has my last name on the back of it over the Oilers symbol and I'm wearing the hat backwards so its right out there for her to see. So anyway, I give her my id number and my first name then say my last name. The secretary said "Oh cool! Just like the one on your hat! Now how do you spell that?" I was like "...". I was so tempted to bitch slap that moron.

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<WintrHawk> I fart a lot in my jeep so if thieves try and break in to steal something, the gas will repel them