#1021   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spin0ut> anubis's nick is cool <Spin0ut> cuz it contains the words anus and bi

#1022   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JDigital> Speaking of which, did you know that Slashdot.org just changed its name to Gullible? <HoJu> Really?

#1023   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<qbpsawk> but try saying <qbpsawk> "ID LIKE TO BUY A FAG" in a bar in america <qbpsawk> and you see what happens <qbpsawk> :D <St-Knight> Well if I was the bartender I'd know to give the guy a cigarette. * slow wants to buy a pack of fags <Rivers> i'd like to burn a pack of fags

#1024   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vermifuge> dude what the f <vermifuge> 256 megs kingston for 20 dollars, shipped <dr\gonzo> FOR LESS THAN A PILL OF ECSTACY YOU CAN HAVE 256MB OF RAM

#1025   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fastahj7> what's the difference between the usa DC lightgun and the euro one <smcn> the usa one has a "shoot up your school" button

#1026   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Delusion> I'm reminded of someone I worked with who was about 35 and who dyed a streak of grey in his hair to look 'distinguished'. <Delusion> Instead, he looked 'gay'.

#1027   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Evil_Kneival> I see. <super`radish> dude <super`radish> stop with the punctuation <Evil_Kneival> Why? <super`radish> because its like putting a rainbow cowboy sticker on your car bumper

#1028   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<peng> Guilty and I never had dealings <Guilty> Remember that time you were lonely and couldnt find any new Brittney porn <peng> which time <Guilty> And I hadnt gotten a haircut in a while so my golden locks were flowing <Guilty> And I happen to have a tight red jumpsuit... <Guilty> And well, you know

#1029   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(timmo) the average testicle is the size of a walnut. [maff] the average walnut tastes better than the average testicle

#1030   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iMike> i was just thinking of hiring a man to service my septic system <maff> is that the classy way to say you want to get fucked in the ass?

#1031   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ckx> when i worked at the sub shop <ckx> whenever a fat person would get a sub and a regular pepsi <ckx> i'd be like "umm wouldn't you rather have a diet pepsi?" <ckx> and they'd get all offended <skmt> haha <ckx> but they'd still get the diet pepsi instead

#1032   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ckx> i hate when i find other people's underwear sitting on my toothbrush in the bathroom <ckx> i fucking clean my mouth with that thing <ckx> i don't want no skank ass panties on top of it at 8 fucking am *** skmt changes topic to '<ckx> i hate when i find other people's underwear sitting on my toothbrush in th' <ckx> yah that's pretty funny <ckx> almost as funny as picking pubic hair out of your teeth

#1033   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ckx> i get a bunch of scrambled porn <ckx> one time i was jerking off to this channel <ckx> 102 <ckx> and like then i realized it was two guys <ckx> cuz 102 was a gay channel <ckx> 101 was the good hardcore porn <HomerJ> HAW <ckx> but by then i was already into it <ckx> so i didn't change it

#1034   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ckx> i'm not gay <ckx> i just like to see people fuck <ckx> even if they're guys

#1035   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Patilla> hacking is cool <@Patilla> i saw it done once in a movie

#1036   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Badforyou> Does anyone know where you can buy large, exceptionally strong plastic bags, fake dog poo, sulphuric acid, aroma therapy candles, and a ten pound dead doberman on the internet? <freekoala> all but the dead dog on amazon.com i bet <freekoala> you could put together your 'amazon.com' wishlist and send it to people. they will wonder about the theme, but keep them wondering.

#1037   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zaratustra> Kei is the deity of putting 'in bed' at the end of fortune cookie messages.

#1038   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** C2H5OH has joined #finalfight <MightyQuinn> greetings, Mr. Ethanol <Rico> Mmm... caffeine. <Squizzle> Wow, one of you failed organic chem.

#1039   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<metroid23> i ask for whole milk and people look at me like i wanna suck it right off the cow or something

#1040   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chis_> this problem calls for a trip to #math

#1041   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ckx> i wish i had a gf who was into really cheap things <ckx> like 5 cent rings from vending machines <ckx> then i'd be in heaven <ckx> "yah i got you something today... it's a gumball" <ckx> "OH WOW LETS FUCK" <ckx> stupid women <mdl> haha

#1042   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<defproc> i made a program that crashed once. i put it in my resum� and sent it to microsoft.

#1043   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tress> i have no arms <tress> i have to type by blowing through a straw <tress> i dropped my straw

#1044   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tress> i've erected a level 10 forcefield around my penis

#1045   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jessafk> ;) your just too smart for me <tress> you're grammar astounds me