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<NonHomogenized> ...I was young. I needed the money! <Stopper> ew... * Stopper hides Non from Michael Jackson <NonHomogenized> not that young

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<i_am_pi> (pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it <i_am_pi> i love QDB./ <i_am_pi> www.geekissues.org/quotes/ <pedXing> i_am_pi: I believe it's a 2 year minimum sentence, but I'm sure they'd be laughing. <Kthulu> i doubt they'd find it funny

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<Macko> helping out another customer with pc problems on the phone again today <Macko> after he gave me his specs i told him "hold on for a second" <Macko> three seconds later he's like, "ok, that turned my computer off"

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<kinzillah> I'm going to build a random number generator that works, it will be a small mechanical device that shakes dice and then reads what number came up, then we will have real random number in computers, none of this seeding with the timer shit.

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<jeremy^> everything i know about genetics, i learned from beverly hills 90210 and other aaron spelling classics. :) <jeremy^> oh, and biology class <jeremy^> but i mean come on

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<TML> simon-: You're single, aren't you? <simon-> TML, yes, why? <TML> simon-: I can tell by the fact you think in terms of 'TML->wife' <octatron> TML: would you have used TML['wife']? :P <TML> octatron: No. I'd use wife->TML

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<Al-x> is cosmo magazine lying when it says all men crave a finger in their ass during sex <Hast> cosmo is all lies <TheShaun> it's designed to be sold to women who have no real interests in life but sex <TheShaun> it's like the feminist movement dropped down onto its knees and started sucking adam smith's capitalist cock.

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<+ [Frost2] > fuck theres something in my eye <psychicbug> frost got a cumshot in the eye <psychicbug> ...again <@ [ArtForz]> he prolly saw it cumming <psychicbug> hahaha <+ [Frost2] > you guys are sick k thx

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<fppe> The worst thing about a prostate exam is when he finds out you're not a real doctor.

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<scabb> Sweden = Porn <scabb> Belgium = Chocolate <Squinky> I thought Switzerland was chocolate <scabb> Denmark = Bacon <scabb> France = Frogs <scabb> Germany = Sausages / Nazis <scabb> Switzerland = Cheese <Psitron> Holland = Gardening