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<[56k]holtzboy> who hates metallica's st. anger cd? me me me me me <cockmonster> geez, 56kers, you even lag in real life <cockmonster> we all got done bitching about that CD months ago <Frenchman`> cockmonster, he just finished downloading it

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<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights...... <TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can't find her undies....... <TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed. <TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?

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<Tektrnica> i got roller blades <Tektrnica> they have orange on them tho :P <Tektrnica> fawking raverblades

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<PGM> i thought they where all lame <Nastard> and since you are the barometer of lame by which we all calibrate our instruments, you would know

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<Berzerker> i saw this black kid at my community college today with a programming cobol book <Berzerker> hahahah <Berzerker> whats a nigga gunna do with cobol

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<Beerman> I'm the top of the nick list <Beerman> therefore I am the tallest <Outsyder> i am in the middle of the nick list <Outsyder> therefore i am the belly <Beerman> does that make Sethur the naughty bits? <Sethur> Hmmmm. * Sethur is now known as Sethurrrrrrrrrrrr <Sethurrrrrrrrrrrr> That's better. <Beerman> you're still at the "naughty bits" area of the nick list <Sethurrrrrrrrrrrr> Yes. That's why I made my nick longer

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<n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge <n> just cause people will be like... ah well its only $20 <faz__> well its fun, they deserve it <anathema> yeah <Stonefire[i]> now that n opened his mouth, it's gonna tank <faz__> haha <anathema> haha <koko> bahaha <Stonefire[i]> ya jinx'd it <faz__> sam sells 6 copies <n> oh yeah? <n> well in that case <n> i bet stonefire will get laid soon

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<Spazz> Those crazy Japanese folk! <@rtil> O_O <@rtil> Whats goin on dude <Spazz> Anti-cigarette protesters made a cig out of plastic and balloons. <Spazz> Like 50 feet long. <@rtil> WTF <@rtil> XD <Spazz> And they were gonna cut it with a katana. <Spazz> But the balloons were filled with hellium. x) <Spazz> The explosion burned off eyebrows and beareds <Spazz> beards* <@rtil> rofl

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<BenS> Matt, have you heard about that webserver that's running off a potatoe for power ... just displays a text smiley face and takes like 15 seconds to load? <Omnica> Brings new meaning to the term "server farm" <BenS> You should be shot.

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<Bop|Kat> you know what they say about black guys! <Mondo> yeah <Mondo> they steal shit <Bop|Kat> shut up! <Bop|Kat> my dads black! <Mondo> im only screwin round :P <Bop|Kat> I was only kiddin too <Bop|Kat> My dad is white <Bop|Kat> he's an arsehole tho <Mondo> so he might as well be black ?