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<whitay> i just wanna kill mysql <whitay> myself* <heaika> that's an odd warning.. <whitay> mmm stupid reflex typing

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<memo> > Would you like to go fuck yourself? (Y/N) <Foxie> Y <Foxie> Y <Foxie> ITS NOT WORKIGN

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<dr.jd> whenever I think house is too cheesy, I just look towards dip and it makes me laugh happily <dr.numa> dip is a good dancer. <dr.jd> dip is, to my mind, the epitome of a disco house freak <heathen> i remember once at wiltis some girl asked jeremy to dance. <heathen> she was dancing all sexy on him and he was dancing like a spastic ninja mime on muscle relaxants. <heathen> he began by doing something that looked a lot like the cabage patch as interpreted by rhythmless nun trolls.

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<Mik0r> I wish they made cars that run on methane cause I sure produce a lot of it <gerbil> i wish they made cars that run on methadone <gerbil> cuz id siphon everyones fuel

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<@Phillip> so <@Phillip> ive come up with a rough formula to calculate the chance that a chick at a bar will want to screw me <@Phillip> C=[(p/t)/100]+100(D) <@Phillip> C is the percentage chance that she will want to <@Phillip> p is pi <@Phillip> t is the amount of time in seconds that i talk <@Phillip> and D is how drunk she is

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<Ashen> fucking hell <Ashen> I just ate a paint chip I thought was a peanut <Ashen> shit how much l;ead do you think is in a sealant

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<Jackknife> hey you eat jesus christ Every Communion <Jackknife> talk about Demonic Sacrifice. <Duloth> Hmmm? <Duloth> Only the Catholics are cannibals, Jack. * Jerec is expanding his worldly knowledge of Cooking <Jackknife> dave is catholic, duloth

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<CS13> I wanted to get one of my Jewish friends a present for the holidays. Just one. Not eight. And then it hit me. So, I got her one present and broke it into seven peices and gave one piece to her each day. And on the eigth day? BAM! Super glue.

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<StoneColdSpider> YAY IM FINALY BACK ON FFS!!!!! <k> worst 5 mins of your life eh scs <k> you missed <k> [16:30] *** Spazz (Spazz@210.49.208.***) has joined #NV <k> [16:35] *** Spazz (Spazz@210.49.208.***) has left #NV <k> ;p

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Tom says: It got frightening quite a few times. Tom says: Eh, it was a learning experience. Ash072 says: I see...do you still feel bad about knocking up the retarded chick? Ash072 says: hello? Tom says:Oh, sorry. Tom says:Which one? Ash072 says: That's my boy...can't even remember all the retarded chicks he' Ash072 says: he's slept with Tom says: Hey, if they don't remember, neither will I. Ash072 says: Thank god for that drug!