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#1146   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Dark_Fear) women and malls gotogether like warez and t3 connectiosn :)


#1147   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Slyfox> I want to make a FPS that mixes the geo-mod techonology of Red Faction, the finesse and action of Max Payne, the gore and damage map feature in Soldier of Fortune, and the story and intrigue of Half-Life.  I'll call it "Can't Fuck With This".


#1148   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zaratustra> Pagan pacman goes WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA <Zaratustra> HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW <MightyQuinn> hmmm. more ammo for ultra conservative christians to use against video gomes... "Pacman promotes satanism" <Zaratustra> Pacman promotes consumption of undead.


#1149   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(nexxai) [poopfart]: can you fart and poo at the same time? (poopfart) yes (poopfart) i can (poopfart) their called accidents


#1150   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<timmo> what music should i download tonight <timmo> oh shit <timmo> i think im missing the carebears;[ <c-rOCK> CAREBEARS IS STILL ON? <c-rOCK> NO WAY WHAT CHAN <timmo> toon disney <c-rOCK> dude I loved that show


#1151   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

~ Deft I suck cock! msg me for price list (Deft) uhm ignore that


#1152   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Squizzle> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.


#1153   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<< Now chatting in #finalfight >>Quit! imaginari " Leaving " >>Quit! MightyQuinn " Ping timeout " >>Quit! Thom " Ping timeout " [Nyphur] ARGH! I'm killing people by being here!


#1154   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Parts: MadHatter ([email protected]) *** Joins: MadHatter ([email protected]) <MadHatter> wtf <MadHatter> who kicked me <Lepper> heh, you're too anal about being kicked <MadHatter> I just want to know <scar`> [16:57] *** Parts: MadHatter ([email protected]) <MadHatter> yeah ok <Lepper> don't clients tell you when youg et kicked? <Lepper> err, who kicks you <MadHatter> I dunno man, I'm busy here <MadHatter> leave me alone


#1155   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MadHatter> I'm going to buy one of those stormtrooper outfits from return of the jedu <MadHatter> jedi <MadHatter> and ride mine through the woods, weaving through trees <enex> and look like a complete tool


#1156   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sabrewulf> I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.


#1157   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jingoro`> ash has a personality disorder *** Jingoro` was kicked by Ash (Shut up SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!) *** Ash sets mode: +b *!*yay@*.mw.mediaone.net


#1158   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Morris> what a dick <iln> are you looking at gay porn again?


#1159   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<skunko> my standards for chicks right now are super low <skunko> i'd go out with a chick as long as she wasnt fat, was shorter than me, and was going to get me off in some fashion


#1160   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlackDeth> and why does my calculator smell like weed? :) <EtherMan> BlackDeth: that explains it: your calculator is obviously high


#1161   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<whoreee> i just ordered the explosion self titled CD single? <Weeve> what's it called?


#1162   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cooey> i jerked off at work in the sink in the bathroom yesterday <cooey> everytime someone came in to pay for gas, id run out of the bathroom with this huge buldge in the miiddle of my pants <cooey> it owned


#1163   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> i like MSIE Champion Edition


#1164   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jingoro`> teen pregnency is funny <rouge> yeah, cos those bitches are stupid. <Jingoro`> yeah <Jingoro`> they're like "boohoob boohoo my stupid boyfriend split after I had the baby" <rouge> hjaw <rouge> i wouldn't bareskin most chicks anyway. <rouge> god knows where they've been. <scar|home> you mean, "I woulnd't bareskin chicks even if I could, anyway" <scar|home> hjaw @ rogue <rouge> i said what i meant and i meant what i said.


#1165   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WabbyTwax> MOVIE TRIVIA TIME You have to beat EtherMan's high score of 720 <WabbyTwax> Question #59: for  60  points . . . . <WabbyTwax> What special skill did the cricket possess in the movie "Mulan"? <Evil_God> talking <EtherMan> speech <D-viant> singing <Evil_God> ninjitsu <EtherMan> swordsmanship <D-viant> violin <EtherMan> flight <D-viant> fighting <EtherMan> homosexuality <D-viant> japanese fighting cricket <Evil_God> big slapping testicles <WabbyTwax> Sorry, your time is up! You had 30 seconds to answer. <D-viant> expanding rectum <Evil_God> opium addiction


#1166   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wild> i just asked a girl out <wild> been 6 minutes no reply :| <wild> maybe icq wasn't the way to go


#1167   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cait-sith> being in love <R0y> i wish <R0y> it's all just confusing emotion <R0y> one minute you think you love her, the next minute you're on yahoo masturbating with girls in the united states


#1168   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wild> whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? <wild> it only takes one nail to hang a picture of jesus


#1169   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Thraddash> How many people are buying a PS2 on Oct 26th? <wild-> 500,000


#1170   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bludstone> so like, with anime now <bludstone> some otaku dude in japan encodes it, uploads it.. it spreads <bludstone> and its available before the airtime cuz of timezone changes ermshtn <SiamShade> haw <SiamShade> l33t <bludstone> dammit, i need to get laid. <SiamShade> where the fuck did that come from <SiamShade> you're talking about anime and how it spreads then "i need to get laid." <SiamShade> oh wait <SiamShade> that makes perfect sense


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