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<shervin> Am I the only one that thinks Leela, the girl on Futurama, would be really hot if she had 2 eyes? <shervin> i'd bone her if she wore sunglasses

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<jade> don't become one of them <jade> geeks = evil <jade> except as sex slaves. *** jade was kicked by Pita (be nice to geeks. They make IRC possible.)

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<Raize> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top <Raize> I got quoted in the top 50 IRC quotes of all time <jaguar> !quote <jaguar> !add quote <jaguar> how do u add!

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<Toast> I prefer to op softly and carry a big kline

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<Red_Draco> "See the Pope, $5. Ride the Pope, $10."

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[arkZZZ ] Hi! I`m having trouble playing a couple of divx-movies.. I only get "No combination of filters could be found to render the stream". Does anyone know what to do? [Synoptica] arkZZZ: download the fkn codec? [arkZZZ ] fkn? where?

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<Ck3> know whats pedophile's favorite chord? <Ck3> A minor

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<Rambozo> I remember housesitting once. I totally abused the privileges, I ate all the good stuff, used their jacuzzi as a bath, and watch the spice channel every day <Volt9000> you should have left a little "surprise" in their fridge <Streak> "mmm honey this meatloaf is good, i like how you put corn in it!" "i didnt make meatloaf"

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<ManInBlack> I swear to god, the next person to submit a "best typo ever" quote is going to get garrotted with a cat5 cable. We get it, you suck at typing.

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<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in #100%preteensexpix