#1321   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kay|oss> i am at work <epp> hehe.. that's not the worst place to be <epp> (if there's no airplanes around)

#1322   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JDigital> How has a white girl got a brown cock? That's just weird. <DigiGnome> YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN.

#1323   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Brentai> Michael who? <TonsOfFun-MasterToSmallGirls> J. Fox, Brent. <Brentai> Oh, he's only mostly dead. <Thom> Hutchence. An Australian rock star of little talent. <Thom> Died having a wank. <Brentai> Poor guy. <Thom> Whilst hanging off've the back of a door by his tie. <DigiGnome> His last words were "OH GOD! I'm COMING!" He never knew how right he was.

#1324   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sharkey> When you talk to your cactus at the end of the quest he says "He got hard?" <kill> at least you wouldn't have to water a cactus <kill> it's pretty low-maintenance, if you got one <Starchild> That's my ideal adopted kid. One you don't have to water or feed. <kill> you just have to cloth it <DigiGnome> And you don't even have to do that, as long as you don't let it out of its room.

#1325   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[rancid_mf] wow i need to be a better typer i dont know what is going on (|Chris) typist* [rancid_mf] ok im am idiot too

#1326   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DMC[18s]> heater cores look like baby radiators that fell out of the sky for my enjoyment.. i just wanna give them a hug they are so cuddly

#1327   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

{<DMC[m1ls]>} you might as well shove a giant yellow penis in to your dishwasher and turn it on then run around your dining room table 3 times screaming about how your children are going to be shaped like triangles when they pop out of your wifes pyramid shaped pussy

#1328   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DMC[hi]> where just before you go to bed, you put on a suite and shit, and look in the mirror and kinda jerk off a little then, go to sleep?

#1329   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DMC[mav2]> human/animal hair can be stuffed inside panty hose and used to suck up oil out from an oil spill <DMC[mav2]> did you faggots know that

#1330   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dr_tril> i wanna be bruce lee <aNuBiS-> i wanna fuck his tight chinese ass <ChewToy> ok that's a visual i didn't need anubis <ChewToy> what is it with you and homosexuals this morning? <dr_tril> or what is it with him and homosexuals every morning

#1331   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Miss_RPM> they used to say i was named after some chick dad saw in a dirty magazine..

#1332   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JDigital> We need our own Dance 4.14 bot. <JDigital> *Dancer <MrSede> A dance bot..? <MrSede> Do a random Kirby dance every few minutes? <MrSede> ..while telling the weather <Brentai> <(^_^<) (>^_^)>  It's fucking hot! <MrSede> Forecast for today will be cloudy [*bust a move*] with a slight chance of [*booty shakin*] rain <MrSede> If the weatherman were more like that I'd watch the News more often

#1333   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(therap|st) IMPERIAL PARKING is seeking a JUNIOR FIELD AUDITOR. This full time position will require a self starter who has their own car and analytical mind with an eye for detail. Interested applicants please fax resume to 943-XXXX attn: Operations Manager. (therap|st) would that mean id be the bastard who drives around and gets people towed? (Cid-Away) be like "your hawt and illegally parked i think somthing can be arranged" :) (Dane_) tow pimp (Cid-Away) you can tell if someone is hawt by the way tehre illegally parked (therap|st) those guys must think im hella hot (therap|st) cause i park like shit

#1334   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<phlo> i believe i'm going to have to explain to my gf that you dont put the ashes from the last bowl back into the box with the rest of the dope

#1335   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<digidug> i love it when geeks take every chance they get to brag about their hardware <digidug> so i was lying in my bed and my DUAL ATHLON 2GHZ SERVER was keeping me awake with its 5 SUPER HIGH THROUGHPUT FANS so i went downstairs and played a SPECIAL SUPER BETA VERSION OF QUAKE 3 (FOR WHICH I AM A BETA TESTER) on my PLEXIGLASS-COVERED TRANSPARENT TOWER WITH FIVE INTEL PENTIUM 4'S RUNNING A CUSTOMIZED VERSION OF LINUX <digidug> so i didn't get much sleep last night

#1336   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ScratGod> I put a comment by each line of code that says <ScratGod> x = 1;  // FUCK YOU FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF BITCH

#1337   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LegendZ28> I remember when I was a kid and I was at my friends house, my friends big brother ran into the room with a huge turd in his hand and was like "LOOK HOW HUGE THIS IS!"

#1338   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tim_K> last time I jumped into a convertible.. I nearly got but-fucked by the gear shifter..

#1339   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RockShox> greddy is pretty high quality stuff <RockShox> i prefer apexi exhausts tho <ocx> for cars? <RockShox> no for bicycles

#1340   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RockShox> girls love attention and irc is some place where everyone pays attention to them

#1341   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SPD-DMN> yo theres a fucking swat team on the road accross from me <SPD-DMN> im going to check it out <RockShox> SPD-DMN will be back in 10 to 20

#1342   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aNuBiS-> i like my women like i like my roads... flat and well traveled

#1343   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RaMTuFF> i like my women like i like my coffee <RaMTuFF> quiet !

#1344   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<moomba> i heard that a company called nissan was coming with a Z type thing <moomba> but that's not out yet <moomba> it's supposedly really fast but only has 2 seats

#1345   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tristan> Anyone thinks I should trade my '00 VW Cabrio for '01 Honda Prelude? <tigeraid> at least the Prelude has about 90% less homosexual factor <Rydawg> tristan, do you like guys? <Rydawg> how do you shift gears when your wrist is so freakin limp?