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<senorperrito> jesus christ my moms a n00b <senorperrito> she walked into my room and asked what i was doing and i told her i was burning CDs <senorperrito> she was like do you want me to open a window so u have ventilation?

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CaptainRonfornow: How do you spell idal correctly CaptainRonfornow: that it right idal Sylas Cren: idol? CaptainRonfornow: yeah thats right Sylas Cren: heh CaptainRonfornow: i am making a folder of people who are idol or on phones.. cause i dont want to talk to them

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<mode> during cyber sex you quiz your partner to see how intelligent they are <HOTTIE_309> ok <HOTTIE_309> quiz me <HOTTIE_309> quiz me

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<KainSularei> I wish that it was possible to edit car honks <KainSularei> sometimes someone tries to cut me off, but i always see it coming and speed ahead of them <KainSularei> So I'm thinking I get some LOTR Gandalf bumper sticker on my back bumper <KainSularei> I'd like to be able to hit the steering wheel and have them hear this booming "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" as I go by

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britt: And that the only reason we PMS is because our uterus is screaming at our brain to go out, get fucked, and have a baby. britt: and it makes us angry.

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<Neji-Sama> OMFG, life is great. <Neji-Sama> Some girl just im'ed me. <Neji-Sama> She's masturbating right now thinking of me. <Neji-Sama> It's like, wow. <Neji-Sama> FUCK! <Neji-Sama> She said it's the wrong window -.- <JapanAir900> ... <Cidsa> HAHAHAHAAH

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* LordMadOne dreams of his soon to be girl <eMEraLdwPn> you talked to her at all recently? <LordMadOne> no :( <eMEraLdwPn> call her <LordMadOne> I got a poem for her too <LordMadOne> I have no phone <eMEraLdwPn> well that sucks.. <eMEraLdwPn> get arrested and make her your one phone call! <eMEraLdwPn> now that's romance!

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<MootSux> I found a way to irc from work <MootSux> Mootar 1, productivity 0.

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<@Afterglow> what's the point of irc anyway <@Afterglow> everyone idles < destruct> the "point" is that if you take the third word spoken on the second tuesday of every month of the the third person down in each channel you visit on irc, they will form a description of the path to the lost city of atlantis

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<davidr> w00t! I installed a camera and a monitor ... the cam points at my door so I don't have to turn my head to see if somebody opens the door <iku> ;D <davidr> and now I'll start recording everything so I don't even have to listen to my family, I'll just watch it when I have time