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<schnorks> OFFICIAL ATOMIC TIME: 11:41:28PM CDT <Sigma> OMG schnorks has the A-BOMB <schnorks> No, the atomic time has nothing to do with weapons of any sort. <Coco13> schnorks is correct. <Coco13> The second is based on the wavelength of a particular atom. <schnorks> What about the first? <Coco13> You are such a fucking whore.

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<Horizon> Harhar! I get a paper that says "Congradulations, you are less of an idiot now." <Morbii> does it have a small "but you're still canadian" attached to an asterisk or something too? <Morbii> :P

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<StreetPsychologist> Wow I just met a chick online who lives about 10 miles from me. <punkpet> and her name is ted <StreetPsychologist> NERD SEX! <punkpet> create some nerdlings <punkpet> when he's born it will be the first and last time he sees female gentalia <StreetPsychologist> Our geographical proximity is making me thing MARRIAGE already. <punkpet> lol <phenobarbital> you might even take a shower today <HellKat> no computer nerds breeding, next you know we'll have children running about with 20 fingers for more efficent keyboard use and an extra arm for cyber sex

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<Zanshin> Ignitor: you have to be on malt liquor to fully appreciate it. To the average american negro, slightly buzzed on malt liquor and dazed by the media stimulus of sports and bigscreen TV.. The phone, and the ability to communicate, even in the typical monosyllables of the subculture, is a complete novelty. Thus, the "wazzup" commercial represents the wonder and happiness that a group of young negroes finds in using the technology

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<Bob> my gf is so cool... <zkcerF> yer...corpses can get pretty cold...

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<Sheep> Cat owners - Do you ever find that you're stroking your cat and suddenly everything feels like a tasty chicken dinner?

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[Yaksha] We call this kids' mom 'Mapquest' [norris] why's that? [Yaksha] She has multicolored veins visible all over her body, looks like downtown Phoenix.

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<Chyno> Oww...I was wanking so hard I got cramp in my leg. <Critíc> Fascinating. <Chyno> I thinked the guy liked it though. <Critíc> .... <Critíc> I don't think anybody saw that coming.

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<Rev> Oh man. I just found my Classic Queen CD, but I also tripped and hit my face on a filing cabinet so the last few minutes have been a real mixed bag.