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<BurntAsh> you know what was funny <BurntAsh> when aalyiah died <BurntAsh> man i hated that bitch <BurntAsh> she wont be dusting herself off and trying again anytime soon

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<BobbyJenkins> Any GLBT fellow Scots going to the Pride Scotia March at the end of this month in Edinburgh? <Sensationalism> I take it you are going? If I go to any Pride events this year, it'll be my first. I'm excited! <BobbyJenkins> I was going to but I found out I've got work. <Lost-Chances> Call in gay.

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<@Chimerasame> pancake bukkake :9 <@Chimerasame> it's just syrup from a bunch of aunt jemima bottles

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<XtG|HW> and only an uncle would beat the shit out of the great hio after hio hit a manoower truck <TheGreatHio> manoower? <XtG|HW> manoower <TheGreatHio> i think you mean Manure <XtG|HW> no <XtG|HW> manoower <TerraxNovae> WTF is that <XtG|HW> poop <XtG|HW> manoower <TerraxNovae> BWAHAHAH MANURE! <XtG|HW> shit.

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<Cthulhu> What the fuck is up with all the "roses are red" quotes on bash.org? <Matt> They're cool, that's what... <Cthulhu> Roses are red, violets are blue, SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING JEW

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* scotteh sends a letter to mister bin ladem... with some white power in it <arto> white power???? <arto> YOU RACIST * goofie rolls her eyes <scotteh> POWDER!$!@@

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<cryterion> hooker fucking is an art. <cryterion> you have to be able to do it with one arm up <cryterion> and shave her pubes <cryterion> while doing your business through shaving cream.

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<retry> i miss bathing in hot springs <retry> in japan that's something you can just do whenever you feel like it <fuckyou> except they call it bukkake

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<Dogan> man, my english class this year is so sweet <Dogan> there was this quick write on the civil rights movement yesterday <Dogan> couldn't think of anything else, so i just ended with "In conclusion, all your base are belong to us." <Dogan> she just wrote "Rephrase?", and gave me 30/30