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<SA-Magic> urgh, need food, but too tired to bother <SA-NiteFox> Shake your keyboard upside down over your mouth. <SA-NiteFox> It's kept me alive all these years. <SA-Magic> nah, its ful of dirt and pubes <SA-Magic> im not eating myself, so to speak <SA-NiteFox> Okay, I do not want to ask how they got there... <SA-Thrillias> Full of... pubes? <SA-Magic> uhk, the dirt is jsut from usage <SA-Magic> not MY pubes, surely <SA-NiteFox> EVEN WORSE!

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Krav: Y'know, yew can never tell how fast someone can run until yew set them on fire...

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* Riven will give head for broadband <Riven i wish someone would service my area ;-; <Riven> .... that didn't come out right <Riven> but now that i mention it ...

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Quension | in other news, I actually had a user read my away message (which was "idle") Quension | unfortunately, there was a problem Quension | <crizza> ctc Quension | <crizza> asl plsssss. Quension | <crizza> wat's idle Quension | <crizza> i cant umderstand

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<Avatar> teenyboppers rule *** Avatar was kicked by ChanOP ([Sphinx45] britney says hi) <Tamgerine> Martin, I've seen you car-dance to Britney ... case closed. <Sphinx45> i can like britney and not be a teenybopper!

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<DrBadAss>Lessee... the Republican party is in disarray, divided by an offshoot reactionary group, spearheaded by men who pander to the least common denominator and say and do the most ridiculous things imaginable, directly flaunting the Constitution, and proving on a daily basis they're incapable of compromise, and that their only goal is to take down their opponent at the expense of the country's welfare and proper operation. <DrBadAss> We Democrats have a CLEAR shot at this. It's going to be really interesting to see how we go about f#@%ing it up.

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<Runter> If I ever become ruler of the world <Runter> I'm going to hold huge "Where's Waldo" contests <Runter> Dress one guy up as waldo and put him in a crowd of like 1000 people <Runter> and get people from helicopters to try to find him <Runter> to win they have to shoot him <Jay> Why would you have to shoot him? <Runter> Because I've always wanted to fucking kill waldo. I mean seriously who doesn't fucking hate him? <Jay> I don't <Runter> Well then, do you like dress-up?

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<FireFox> asshole * FireFox was kicked by Reaper (i dont like your mouth) <Reaper> ... * bob sets mode: +b *!*@3AD5BC55.8E488FF8.273333E5.IP <Reaper> ... <Reaper> wait no i didnt kick him! <Reaper> that was a /me! * Reaper was kicked by bob (your no longer welcome in this channel) <FireFox> haha <FireFox> oops

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<fuGs|xoph|work> his pr0n is only readable in win98 form?

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*** Z is now known as Zfuckinherself <Zfuckinherself> brb <Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> hmm <Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> either she's masturbating, or signing up for a Capital One Visa card