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<evilbob> installing linux is like piercing your tongue. it'll impress your friends, but it's stupid and painful. and people without pierced tongues will laugh at you when you complain about it.

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<Zeratul-SK> Cello, I'm tired of you in the top of the users list. :P <Cellosoft> zer, I'm tired of you on the User list

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<tomfoolery> there's a small fire burning in my room <beretta> lemme guess im supposed to act suprised that you're telling us and not making any attempt to extinguish it, so i can submit it to bash where it will join the ranks of the other "SOMETHING CATOSTROPHIC HAPPENED SO I CAME TO TELL YOU GUYS ON IRC FIRST INSTEAD OF ATTEMPTING TO DEFUSE THE HOSTILE SITUATION" quotes that are grossly abundant, similar, and overrated. and despite a new one is submitted each week and only the location of the fire is altered, loyal viewers firmly believe it is a unique and hilarious quotation, pledging support in the form of unneccesary votes

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<aidan> i'm going to rule when i leave home <wyki> why? <aidan> i was concerned about the amount of food in the house <aidan> i now sit here with four, yes, four peanut butter and jam sandwiches and a glass of milk <aidan> i could live like this for weeks <wyki> ahh but when you are living on your own you will need to shop, and then you will be greeted with the problem that has faced many broke young men living by themselves. to buy bread and peanut butter, or to buy condoms and bear <aidan> why i would EVER buy condoms and a bear is beyond me

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<calif> dude i definatly spend too much time on irc, lol <Marl3y> yeah, at around 10 last night I went downstairs to get something to eat, and my mom was in the kitchen and goes ... "whoa, you still live here?"

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<@Twitch`> i almost got into a fight at futureshop last night <@Twitch`> these two guys were talking about NWN, and i said before they played that they should go on 'thine quest to wash thy hair' <@Twitch`> they had long stringy gross oily hair, it almost made me sick to my stomach <@Twitch`> they said 'fuck you' <@Twitch`> then i said 'fuck you' <@Twitch`> then this store guy asked me to go look at stuff somewhere else <@Path`> haha

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<magpie> i bet you just hit a deer with your vehicle <magpie> and call it "hunting" <JustNoodle> I drive a saturn, I'd have more of a chance of my car exploding then killing a deer when I hit one

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(hydroponik): lol my penis is naked and its 10 inches long :] (cursor): hydroponik: objects in mirror are nine inches bigger than they areally are

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<SlimSurdy> remind me never to cyber a 16yr old using bitchx under linux with no pvt msg windows <SlimSurdy> at least not with you fuckers in the # <Fanboy> hahaha

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MisVampyre: i'm so outta questions....i'm horrible at asking them rhys_rhaven: questions are cute rhys_rhaven: but the real way to understand a person is simple rhys_rhaven: you wind a cord around the top of the biggest pair of stairs you can find rhys_rhaven: and then you wait till a person is about to walk down the stairs, where they will obviously trip and have horrible things happen to them rhys_rhaven: and then you walk 20 feet way. and you put a thing of frozen bacon in a skillet rhys_rhaven: and you make the skillet so it can only be heated by a locked drum underneath it, which can be lit only by a single pilot light, which you then line with det cord trailing to a small mortar next to it. which you fill with kittens rhys_rhaven: hungry, meowing kittens MisVampyre: oh. my. god. rhys_rhaven: And lastly you put a timer on the on the propane for the bacon. So they have a choice rhys_rhaven: save the person rhys_rhaven: save the kittens rhys_rhaven: or eat the bacon MisVampyre: you're awesome MisVampyre: omg..eat the bacon rhys_rhaven: Thats it. I love you