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* SamGamgee has joined #O-Gaming <RavenBUSY> mister gamgee! <SamGamgee> mister busy <RavenBUSY> SPEAK FRIEND AND ENTER <JDski> thats tattooed on my ex's ass


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<spazzer> i think i'm wearing my mom's pants right now <spazzer> what the FUCK


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<incoherent>:I AM not giving steam my fucking credit card. <Adopted>: can I have it? <incoherent> Yah sure, you seem more secure then STEAM.... <KellyX>: LOL ouch....


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< niblr> the Geneva Convention really should prohibit the forced rewriting of Ruby code into PHP < niblr> it's an inhumane torture... and I'm being subjected to it, one little piece of code at a time


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<www666> this is so cool I'm typing with Dragon NaturallySpeaking in mIrc <www666> no more typing <LameLLama> www: try "thlash exit" *** www666 has quit IRC (Leaving) *** www666 (baroca@spc-isp-ham-uas-05-11.sprint.ca) has joined #visualbasic <www666> Hugh Masters <www666> you basterdes


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<Lithium> if i buy a hardware firewall right - i just stick it on, tell it to block all ports - tada <Lithium> easy peasy <stephen> all ports? <Lithium> i aint got time to arse about isntalling software firewalls on every machine <Lithium> i tried before <Noodle> there's an easier and cheaper way to block all ports <Noodle> pull the RJ45 out :P


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<@orion> i just mark down all the good nigger jokes on purpose now <@orion> so they'll be at the bottom <@orion> aka, the top nigger jokes <!scabb> that's where those niggers belong. <@orion> back of the bus, bottom of the /names list, end of the qdb <@Sir_Neo> first in line @ kfc


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<Head> if I download porn off of Kazaa <Head> you think the RIAA can find me? <dsbnh> yeah the RECORDING industry has huge ties for porn <[GSF]Nitro> Head- you will be sued by Ron Jeremy <[GSF]Nitro> actually, since his penis is a legal entity and franchise, it will be the wang that sues you <Head> lol <dsbnh> its actually declared a country <dsbnh> you can recieve asylum by hiding under it <dsbnh> it was recognized as a hero when it saved 3 children from drowning <Head> lol <Panz> and then cummed in there faces <dsbnh> .... <Panz> *Splat* <Panz> .... <dsbnh> why must you turn a story of heroism into a sick twisted pedophile affair


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<Arctic_Wolf> My friends parents bought him the nice DDR pads so he could lose some weight. <Arctic_Wolf> He gets in trouble whenever they find out he's bought a non DDR PS2 game. <Arctic_Wolf> "HOW IS ARMORED CORE 2 SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT, WONG?"


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(dOkTeR---) doesnt matter how hot a girl is, if they do drugs and have a stupid personality, they are just as ugly as the fat bitch who won the pie eating contests


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