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<_Griphin_> Apparently Tori Wilson dealt with Anorexia <nully> is Anorexia another wrestler? <Tom> Would it surprise you if a Mozilla browser on the Mac failed to adhere to max lengths set in a textbox? <Jon> It doesn't surprise me, because nobody adheres to the fucking W3C. it's like, of all the standards organizations in the world, they are universally ignored by pretty much everyone. <Jon> W3C says: "Electricity must flow from negative to positive, because that's the way electricity works." <Jon> Microsoft would say: "You can specify the direction of electrical flow, as well as whether or not you can kill yourself with it." <Jon> Mozilla would say: "Electricity?" <arch0n> And no one really runs Solaris either... <foop> like white people can tell the difference <Lazzay> PREPARE ALL ASSES FOR IMMEDIATE ENTRY <[UMCP]TROGDOR> explain to me why i need to defragment my disk <[UMCP]TROGDOR> whats the advantage <[UMCP]commieboy> faster access speed <[UMCP]commieboy> Saint Google may be to your aide. <[UMCP]TROGDOR> it says its moving all my files <[UMCP]commieboy> yessir <[UMCP]TROGDOR> why <[UMCP]TROGDOR> ill NEVER FIND THEM <freak> so whats the present? is it something with sailing?! <freak> =) <mango> no..... <mango> it has to do with my mouth though <freak> oh <freak> whoa <freak> like kissing? <mango> ha ha <mango> no <mango> try me giving u head <freak> AHHHHHHHH <freak> YAAAAAAAAAAAY <freak> really? <mango> :-P <freak> hahah <mango> hell yea <freak> better take out your microscope, cause remember im asian =) <pyxl> my schedule says I'm taking physics this year <matterless> Good, it builds character. <pyxl> your sympathy is overwhelming <@sxh> newest contract requires "presentable" employees <@sxh> i don't see how they could expect to find a gq model that also happens to assemble network infrastructure <Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert. Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove <Aku_Soku_Zan> you are hungry <Aku_Soku_Zan> 2 large pizzas? <mate> yeh <Aku_Soku_Zan> hmmm you need that gym program more then i do <Aku_Soku_Zan> :D <mate> now u know why i want this gym program <mate> lolll |
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