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<Hat> What is seven Q plus three Q? <Khryptonite> 10q <Hat> You're welcome. <Khryptonite> Huh? <Hat> haha <Khryptonite> WHAT!?!! stop laughing at me all the time <Hat> 10Q, when spoken phoenetically, sounds like "thank you". <Khryptonite> huh? <Khryptonite> TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS <Khryptonite> HAT, TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(jR): unix is weak.. I prefer to use Pascal

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<Tarl> Never try and whack off to TV commercials btw. <Tarl> Because eventually, the old republican woman will come on to bitch about demoncrats while you're doing it. <Tarl> And you'll just explode, in a bad way.

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<@Kamakazi> i've seen a cat land on it's head <@Kamakazi> it was my fault <@Kamakazi> i tried to make it do 2 backflips <@Kamakazi> it was at my friends house <@Kamakazi> i wanted to see if they ALWAYS landed on their feet <@Kamakazi> so i dropped him and he did. <@Kamakazi> and i was like hmm... <@Kamakazi> i wonder how many backflips he could do then

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<ziz> i'm reading this article about the new intel centrino pentium M processor <ziz> apparently they had a lot of failures early in the manufacturing process <ziz> but now they're happy with it <ziz> and some embedded network appliance makers have begun using them in their webservers <ziz> so the name of this thing is the "Dothan" <ziz> and i keep thinking "...what, so many Dothans died to bring me this information?"

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BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement to a christian club BeHeMoTh101 : and on the poster it said "who carries your load? jesus does." BeHeMoTh101 : and i was like, wtf it's the scrotum

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<Skizot> my boss is a moron <Skizot> he walked in an i had left mirc open <Skizot> he asked what it was... <Berry2K> bussiness relations? <Skizot> i told him a new support program by microsoft <Berry2K> :) <Berry2K> haha <Skizot> he says" do i need it" <RightField> lol <Skizot> i told him no... it's for really techincal people and n00bs <Berry2K> WTFLOL <Skizot> he asks what's a n00b <RightField> omg <Skizot> i told him that's what they call microsoft programmers

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<SDGR406> I'll send you some of my worn panties <SDGR406> will that work? <|Spanky|> i need womens <|Spanky|> men dont get me off anymore <|Spanky|> i want hair though <|Spanky|> those are like finding a treasure <|Spanky|> finding a pube on a this week's stolen pair is like having a goose that lays the golden egg

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HyperKinetic> Crap, I got olive jizz on my shirt Bug> ... Lyme> o_O HyperKinetic> It's coooold! Bug> Why were you jerking off an olive? HyperKinetic> LOL, no Bug> Little Hyper has some strange tastes. HyperKinetic> ARGH Lyme> Olivefucker Bug> He's after the pimento.

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[GmJ] some idiot made a iso of 2 more isos [GmJ] so when I burned it [GmJ] there are 2 isos on the cd