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<CountZer0> but where is the recycle bin in dos?


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<Shun2> woot <Shun2> I found the last GTA3 hidden package <slm> wow, welcome to two years ago <The359> lol <slm> Are you gonna beat bowser next? <Shun2> dude <Shun2> he's tough


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<revc> asphinctersayswhat? <Daedalus> what? <revc> heehee <Daedalus> ? <revc> asphinctersayswhat? <Daedalus> what the hell are you saying <Daedalus> whats an asphincter


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<Slant> I lost $50 to sexual laws in Washington. <Corranfox> if I have to pay $50 to fuck my girlfriend so be it


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<amit> I DO THIS FOR ALLAH! <FBI> we have Allah in a secure facility


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(dx) i once ordered sears siding for the condo complex across the street (dx) they showed up (dx) and knocked on the first condo (dx) and the dude called the landlord (dx) and he comes out (dx) and starts screaming at them (dx) sears calls me back and asks whats wrong and i told them i had no idea what they were talking aboit (dx) sears never called me again (dx) :)


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<erhan> how are you yourself? <mcarp> erhan: other than being pussyless, dumb, tired, broke and addicted to nicotine....im FINE


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DeusXMac: sex? themole: unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more; yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped.


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<girl> so what's new? <jsn> just got out of an abusive relationship <girl> whoa, what happened? <jsn> decided to stop abusing her


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[Rictor] 1f j00 (4n 1234d 7|-|15, j00 n33d 70 937 |41d [ArchDemon] *sob* so true.


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