#2246   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<boozie> AnIonU: if i washed my dick would you suck it? <AnIonU> bbozie: if you washed your dick you would realize that it was only dirt...no dick

#2247   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BombScare> snag jerks it so much last night his hand told him it had a headache

#2248   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CorranFox> we didn't have sex though <CorranFox> she took the route of saying "I might be a lesbian" <CorranFox> I didn't drive her into it though <mightyflo> you didnt drive it into her either

#2249   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Konami> Washing makes my vagina smell less strong. Going several days with no washing results in a more pungent vagina. Most people could probably have guessed that.

#2250   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* cococutie does the deaf hottie victory dance :) <Rhelik> cococutie: deaf hottie?  why deaf? <estranger> Rhelik: mainly cus she can't hear  =)

#2251   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Teratogen> what is the difference between PMS and PWS? <Rhelik> Teratogen: one is a curse on men sent by god, the other is a curse on men sent by microsoft

#2252   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<xEh> I could use some help on my image post site <JaseGuru> If you pay me I will <xEh> i'm doing it for free so why can't you, some arrogant fellows here <|Primus> lol. xEH your the one that wants a stranger to do stuff for you, for free

#2253   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rhelik> our conversation about having to recompile PHP is the equivilant too <Rhelik> lex:"my car won't start"  rhelic:"it needs a new starter"  lex:"so how do i fix it?"  rhelic:"get a new starter"  lex:"does that mean i have to get one?"  rhelic:"are you an idiot?" <Rhelik> lex: stop bitching and just fix it, you sound like a bad girlfriend <lex> i am a girl

#2254   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Roadancer> Rednecks will be slaughtered and used to make soap to wash the homeless

#2255   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sdr> I hate faggots who diss aol im <sdr> either you love irc/aim or are into fagtastic drugs

#2256   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sdr> i'm going to play with it first and become familiar, then show her how to use it

#2257   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<morte> Jesus Peanut Butter Cups: Little pieces of the Son of God in a milk chocolate cup! There's no wrong way to eat a Jesus!

#2258   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<unixpeon> we need a Bush Family vs Iraq episode for MTV Deathmatch

#2259   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<johnnybad> nice guys finish last <ScottO> isnt that what women want anyway?  the guy to finish last?

#2260   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PapiChu1o> i only like DreamWeaver because it takes away the pain of staring at text <S5474> I use a text based editor because it takes the pain away of pointing and clicking ;)

#2261   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<METHODZsz> WinME is a app you put on someone elses computer to play a joke on them into thinkin their computer is fucked

#2262   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Object> next thing you know she'll be sticking dildo's up my ass <Object> that's just harsh <[ric]> well it's harsh if it isn't lubed

#2263   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

��� ( � ) Topic Change: prence sets topic to <Male Camwhore Act>I will now send you a cum filled tube sock if you buy something off my wishlist, thanks!</Male Camwhore Act>

#2264   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Anton> for a guess you had a shit day at work as usual? <Alexander> just boring <Anton> ever actually had a good day at work? <Alexander> well ok boring and shit

#2265   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SomeGuy> damn <SomeGuy> why can't she be like 6 years younger and 20 kg lighter? :/

#2266   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing <RevQuixo> oh, did i mention i was gay?

#2267   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Quits: Disco[d2] (k-lined: u stole my girlfriend! (edison))

#2268   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> i like to wear crotchless chaps <blazemore> so my lele can feel the breeze in sand storms

#2269   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kr0ss> some idiot on the radio said dildos are banned in alabama <X-Spectre> dildos proably were banned like a hundred years ago with some dumb law and they haven't changed it yet <CiXeL> cant ban broomstick handles

#2270   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zeron> :)))))))))) <ckx> that looks like icewizard smiling <ckx> all 50 chins