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<MpTaNk> my mom was telling me to do a whole bunch of stuff at once and my first thought was to tell her to stop flooding me <godbody2> any yall rememeber that kid that wanted t shirts <godbody2> for an account on his site <godbody2> had like a ill ass site <Tooth> nah find him so i can slit his throat <Tooth> then stick my dick on his adam's apple <rabbit> rimming is freaking distgusting <rabbit> i tried it once with my ex <rabbit> and she farted in my mouth <rabbit> and i puked on her ass <rabbit> never again <esthar> man this guy DEFINITELY ripped me off with beer the other night <esthar> he made me pay the same amount for a six pack that i could get a 12 pack for <helminthes> you better watch out.. next thing you know he'll wipe out your family and steal your identity <HunterZero|Home> my microwave is growling at me <Baastuul> take the baby out <srty> Light travels faster than sound. <arilsotil> WRONG <boya> This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak <Mayonaise> i wonder if the guy from police academy that makes noises can mimic a 56k modem handshake and complete a connection to a computer <overkill_> yo <overkill_> i bought these <overkill_> fucking <overkill_> cookie monster cookies <overkill_> they are the bomb <overkill_> haha <ACExNx316> Cookie monster cookies? <aNuBiS-> overkill_: was it hard to pick up the box with such limp wrists? <overkill_> yea dude <overkill_> hahahah <b0nk> ehehaha <DMAUL-away> omg that sucked..never get horny while your on the toilet.. <DMAUL-away> i got it up and got stuck in the toilet <DMAUL-away> worst 20 minutes of my life * +abinnie has an english essay to do before his teacher realises the floppy disc he gave her has holes punched in the media <@quip> :D <+abinnie> and is actually a dos boot disc <@FrozenFood> lol |
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