#2321   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|hOrNeT|> Does anyone have Sims Vacation please that they can hook me up with?? I've been trying to get that for my girlfriend forever and I don't get any sex0r anymore if I can't get it

#2322   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nitrifik_> damn, I have to leave in 10. I haven't even eaten. :| <mightyflo> irc is a cruel mistress <nitrifik_> not as cruel as real mistresses. <mightyflo> you get what you pay for

#2323   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrFreeze> AND I PUT 3 OZ OF WEED IN 2 COOKIES <MrFreeze> AND THEY WERE LIKE 1" ACROSS <MrFreeze> MMM THEY WERE YUM! <noj> and 2 feet high!

#2324   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nice_Guy> i love u <kcb0ddah> i love you too <kcb0ddah> what is your credit card number?

#2325   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** @pHaT|B33R is now known as @pHaT|ZzZz <@JumperXL> later <@JumperXL> nite drunkard <@ismell> l8 <@JumperXL> thats irc dedication. smashed off his gord but still changes his nick to ZzZz before he passes out.

#2326   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Booyah> what's 18 inches long and makes women scream? <Gen|us> a black mans cock <ismell> you toenails ? <Booyah> crib death

#2327   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*jwzrd-* kicks Butters in the nuts *Butters* watches as jwzrd- breaks his foot on his morning wood

#2328   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lord-Data> spanish girls like come with a tan by default <Lord-Data> its like they come factory fitted with a fully body kit :)

#2329   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sharkey> I've been told I should be a phone sex operator. <Sharkey> Which gender hasn't been specified. <Xerox> I've been told I should be a phone sex caller. <Sharkey> Keep reaching for that rainbow. <Kashan> he's waiting for your call

#2330   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Khross> I'M GOING TO REPLACE YOUR LOWFAT MILK WITH SLIGHTLY HIGHER FAT MILK AND EXPOSE YOU TO THE RISK OF FUTURE HEART DISEASE.

#2331   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Khrosscpp> If by "whup" you mean "penetrate until colon rupture", I'm way ahead of you.

#2332   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Semi> What are you talking about? <Rico> Fuck if I know. Your mother, probably.

#2333   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<teu> I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal

#2334   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrWoody> <intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger instead of a ring. <RastaSaf> of course the correct answer to that quote would be: how long did it take the doctors to remove it from you?

#2335   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JDigital> I have ops in #pyoko... I put it on my resume along with my Slashdot karma ;)

#2336   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<taz> 0x0020   5018 2238 83c7 0000 4745 5420 6874 7470        P."8....GET.http <taz> 0x0030   3a2f 2f77 7777 2e69 6b65 612e 636f 2e75        ://www.ikea.co.u <taz> 0x0040   6b2f 7072 6f64 7563 745f 7072 6573 656e        k/product_presen <taz> 0x0050   7461                                           ta <taz> muha * taz snooping mothers network traffic

#2337   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bobby> "YOU ARE ONLY CONSIDERED A LOYAL TALIBAN MEMBER IF YOUR BEARD IS AT LEAST ONE THIRD THE LENGTH OF AN X-BOX CONTROLLER."

#2338   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lincoln`s_Wax> "The vacuum of space can suck like a mofo!" "Captain, get your penis out of the window!

#2339   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wonderllamah> ill bet a banana would kick an apples ass in a fight beacause it could unpeel itself to have two mighty banana parts fighting <wonderllamah> the peel to bind it and the soft core to smash it into submission.

#2340   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrFurious> if midgets had regular size penises they could take pictures of themselves in a minature house and decieve people into thinking they are normal sized with a huge penis

#2341   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<L33t_Hax0r> i rev at people at a red light in the galant if im pretty sure thier car is slow

#2342   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Petr> I was at work and I drove by a group of Amish people in an electric cart full of computer equipment. I've never been given such an evil eye by so many people at once before.

#2343   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrSauce> LIZ HURLEY KNOCKED UP? <MrSauce> NOOOOOOO <MrSauce> fuck <MrSauce> she was so hot <EvilRobot> Hey, in 18 years and 9 months, you'll be able to hump her daughter. <MrSauce> hrm <MrSauce> I'd be 35 <MrSauce> very possible <EvilRobot> See, always look for the silver lining! <MrSauce> oh well. I guess it's time for a farewell fap

#2344   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spork> A man looked at me like I was a pervert today. I was checking him out at the store and he had his kids at me I noticed one of his young daughters had her zipper down and you could see the print on her panties, so I pointed it out to him. He looked at me weird for a second then zipped her up. <Spork> Maybe it's because he thought I also noticed that he was half-erect in his pants. <Spork> Which he was.

#2345   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Raz> I LIVE ON THE EQUATOR..."JUAN, THE WATER IS STUCK AGAIN"