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#20219 + (769) -

<zip> IRC really has terrible markup. So many unclosed tags. <zip> Oops. </zip>


#20220 + (1504) -

(SnapScan): hablais espaƱol? (Picasso-): I would like TWO soft tacos and a large pepsi


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<Nivex> if it weren't for the users, sysadminning would be easy :-/


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<Zoli> I wrote some norse death metal rap earlier today <Zoli> of course I'd recite it for you! <Zoli> YO I'M A BLONDE MOTHERFUCKER AND I WORSHIP THOR <Zoli> I'M GUNNA USE MY AXE BUST DOWN YOUR DOOR <Zoli> SCREAMING VALHALLA AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS <Zoli> I GOT PHAT RHYMES AND I SPEAK IN TONGUES <Zoli> RAGNAROK THE PARTY LIKE A VALHALLA PARTY <Zoli> RAGNAROK THE PARTY LIKE A VALHALLA PARTY <Zoli> NORSE. (crazy motherfucker with a longship baby) <Zoli> NORSE (gunna kick your ass and I don't mean maybe) <Zoli> NORSE. (crazy motherfucker with a longship baby) <Zoli> NORSE (LONG BLONDE HAIR THAT IS SOFT AND WAVY) <Zoli> fin.


#20215 + (469) -

<MassHysteria> I must have been high when I did up my linux box. <MassHysteria> fuckin a.. this sucks.. now I'm gonna haveta reinstall everything. <MassHysteria> ah well.. I'll chalk it up to experience <Hominid> "I had to reinstall Linux. 'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high."


#20216 + (436) -

kevin: what did you do tonight Lucious: worked you? kevin: haha no no, you didnt work me...i wouldve noticed


#20210 + (577) -

<JazzMan131> Dude, don't you find it weird that read and read are spelled the same? <BenBish> .... <BenBish> Naw man, not really.


#20211 + (3) -

<Varrus> sloppy seconds :( <pushplay> sloppy seconds <pushplay> jinx <Varrus> you cant jinx, you got pwned <Varrus> :D * pushplay punches Varrus in the penis <SandCannon> youd have to kick his girlfriend in the purse for him to feel it.


#20212 + (769) -

Becca: find a penny pick it up all day long you'll have good luck Matt: yeah... but Matt: if you throw the penny at someone Matt: it's funny


#20206 + (376) -

<CarnivorousPlant> dog + compost /= (dog+compost) <CarnivorousPlant> (dog+compost) = dog^compost <CarnivorousPlant> and if any mathematicians object, they are free to come over here and smell this blasted dog


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