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* Kurayamino chews on 3DSmax <Kurayamino> it knows i'm gonna replace it with version 6, i swear to my lack of fucking god. <Kurayamino> max5: "whats this cunt downloading? holy shit! max6!" max6: "muah hah hah, bow to me, for i am superior and you will be deleted" max5: "fuck this. lets CRASH TO DESKTOP at RANDOM INTERVALS for NO FUCKING APPARANT REASON!"

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<isocat> id like to see a good movie about someone nuking the Superbowl

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<bTm> I swear to God, if you ever say that to me again, I will remove each and every one of your limbs, including your tiny penis, with a rusty spoon, shove your bleeding stumps into buckets of rock salt, then force you to eat your way out of a hole filled with your own feces and body parts. <Xeonspire> Er. All I said was, "Hi".

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<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird <@Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it <@Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina

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<fronn> smurf gestation is probably like... 48 years...

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<Kuja> How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes three episodes.

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<Greggorian> is it a big book? <Jakeb> take your hand and make a tight fist <Jakeb> now move it up till it's a foot in front of your face <Jakeb> now hit yourself in the face as hard as you can <Jakeb> that's what if would feel like if i hit you in the face with that book, cause it's pretty big

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* ol has joined #mapcore <Flashdevil> I will rub my sperm in so many places that they won't be able to look at themselves in the mirror without getting pregnant. <ol> um... did i come in at a bad time?

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<+ParaBytes> i have this weird problem <+GoodScrat> rub vasoline on it and don't play with it for a week

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<mCh> cd rootmy_head <mCh> ls -l <garg^work> bash: directory is empty