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<iis> exploit me

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<Quadlex> sparc: One of my mates works for a porn company and is keeping an ear open for vacancies <moreon> Quadlex: I wouldn't hold my breath on that. I bet they plug every hole they find pretty quickly.

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<@Latino-Heat> when i was in school, during free periods i'd sit in the library cos i couldnt go home and i'd look up stds in encyclopedias <@Latino-Heat> cos i had rashes everywhere

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<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for entertainment??? <shagman> fart jokes rock <shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example * shagman farts on IEatChildren

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<[-FeC-]sKratch> PENISES <[-FeC-]sKratch> random penis, sorry <Kwyjimbo> i understand <Kwyjimbo> i once did that while giving a speech in class... <Kwyjimbo> i never did do to good in that class after that

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<Chrisodeo> In Soviet Russia... the jokes tell you! <CrazySteve> Am I the only one bothered by the fact that there is now no longer a Soviet Russia? --- ChanServ sets ban on *! *paradym14@pcp02481451pcs.spedwy01.in.comcast.net <-- ChanServ has kicked Chrisodeo from #jack (Gunned down by the russian mafia.) <CrazySteve> I guess not.

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<CrypticB> I heard the funniest quote on the radio on the way home <CrypticB> that they are using surgical strikes on military targets only, and only those military targets that wish to fight, and not the soldiers who don't want to fight.... <CrypticB> how do you determine that? <wo1f> they spin crucifixes and bomb in whichever direction jesus' feet point

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<CellY> so yesterday the gay mailman who wears daisy dukes says to me <CellY> "You get alot of packages, you must have discoverd ebay" <CellY> I say no I discoverd state wide drug distribution rings <pagan> LOL <CellY> he just siad have a nice day

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<jackal-> someone guess what my cat will type when i drop it on my keyboard <jackal-> hello i'm a very intelligent cat, save me from my cruel master and free me from this prison <jackal-> omg <jackal-> bad cat

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<|Chris> yeah weather bug is bloatware and has a lame gui with banner ads <Guilty> It's the AOL of weather reporting <|Chris> actually guilty, i think aol has it's own weather reporting <|Chris> aol time warner can probably make their own fucking weather <|Chris> bastards