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<My`Albanian`Ass> he said, "all i know is i have a cable modem next to me with lights" <Ari`s^Stuff> oh it has lights? bonus

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<dboo> shit...i can hear the cat masturbating again

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H2SO4Baddie: it's a good thing easter isn't on groundhog day, cuz then jesus'd come out of his tomb, see his shadow, go back in and we'd have 6 more weeks of winter axoren123: xD

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Stinkysteven67: I love married with children. Its a great show. Lucy17: It's ok, One thing that bugs me about that show, In the pilot series they had Al bundy sounding like he was from Brooklyn or something when they are supposed to be from Chicago. Stinkysteven67: Where do you think brooklyn is dork? Lucky17: Its in new york goofball, chicago is in illinios. Stinkysteven67: Oh sorry, I've never been good at geometry. Lucy17: Umm yea..

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<Sam> But why is it 69 and not 96? <Sam> Oh wait... <Tim> :/ Thats a weird fetish and I don't want to know what it is :(

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<Czarina> I've always had a hard time picturing hamsters in the wild. I get this mental image of a horde of them devouring a cow or something.

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<Monte`SS`> what? <Monte`SS`> i'm curious <pagan> so are homosexuals <pagan> :( <Monte`SS`> haha

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<com4> PMMe: they're talking about archers retardo <PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> i know! <PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> and im not a retard com <com4> i didn't say that <com4> i said you were retardo.. protector of the weak.. and stupid .. and humper of legs

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<toddzilla> wtf, why does paypal take so goddamn long to clear things now <toddzilla> paid for on the 2nd, expected clear date on the 6th.. bullshit <#1 Webbie> Because EBay bought them out

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|bardamu| y'know, sometimes i'm tempted to start a site at www.christianitykills.org detailing stories of christians who went on murderous rampages or killed themselves after praying and stuff |bardamu| i'd get real controversial and get hundreds of thousands of hits |bardamu| and then one day i'd pull the plug and replace it with an homage site to myself |bardamu| surely that would be a good way to get lots of attention