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#3046   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CecilPL> I have a life, I just don't do anything in it


#3047   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<markd2> kompressor is not dancing <evand> kompressor does not funk <markd2> kompressor needs therapy


#3048   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<atl_jimbo> I wonder is Sara's still pissed at me.... <atl_jimbo> being her friend and not being her friend, there's not much difference.


#3049   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hawx> wtf is Scotty <Shinji> Hawx - ScottyFox, he's in here occasionaly, I used to live with him in Canada. <Hawx> scottyfox is one letter away from being scattyfox <Shinji> Hawx - and you're four letters away from being 'fuck'. <Hawx> :D


#3050   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

doubting: interesting doubting: popup ad suggests I use www.blackjack.com to backup my critical data doubting: strangely, I'm not wont to gamble with my backups


#3051   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sonya> 14/f/nj <rewben> oh <rewben> im 54/n/netherlands <Silvana> what's n? <elph> i guess n is for nice ass


#3052   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rewben> we are not perverts ;p <akiron> speak for youself ;)


#3053   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(talking about a guy that worked at the world trade center) <@PowrSlave> this poor fuck is getting divorced cuz of 9/11 <@PowrSlave> lol <@PowrSlave> his wife filed <@PowrSlave> he didnt go into work that morning and went to his mistresses' house instead <@PowrSlave> had his phone off <nonzeRo> haha <nonzeRo> lucky guy <@PowrSlave> he turned it on at around 11:00 and his wife was like "OMFG ARE YOU OKAY WHERE ARE YOUR?" <@PowrSlave> hes like "im at the office honey. whats the matter?" <@PowrSlave> lol


#3054   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kron-Away> iam an accountant <Kron-Away> 1,2,3,5,6,9,10 <Mr_Squidgy> kron what comes after 10 :P <Kron-Away> my 15%


#3055   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LR|Midnight> this ice cream owns <[ice]> omfg <[ice]> this Midnight cream 0wns


#3056   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<arfer> sticks and stones may break my bones but life contingencies and statistics are pure shit


#3057   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@TRCC|shot): directX 8.1 any good? (@landje): i havnet pld it (@ui|ICEMAN): dirext X isn't a game (@landje): what is it (@landje): if any;one puts that in their quit message i'll feckign kil ythe,


#3058   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<o0o> i had 5 days of smoking the sickest shit <meiso> dog turds?


#3059   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<enrol> PERISCOPE UP, BITCH DOWN <spikoh> thats a dilbert phrase isnt it ?


#3060   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<enrol> pure fucking godfather of IDM <jj_> whats IDM <jj_> is it <jj_> INTENSIVE DICK MAINTENANCE <enrol> intelligent dance music <jj_> oh <jj_> close enough


#3061   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<enrol> my new ircing technique is unstoppable <jj> do you think youre dalnet sword can defeat me!? <jj> en guard, ill let you try my efnet style


#3062   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<qik> ur at school? <De-Gen> yer <qik> LOOK TEACHER IT SAYS CUNT ON THE SCREEN! *** De-Gen has quit IRC


#3063   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Electric> Jester says he's gonna rub deep heat into my bollocks at 4AM <AdmV0rl0n> does he now.... <Electric> But when he goes back to bed, he'll still smell the fart I did there earlier :)


#3064   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Now talking in #tZrhj26trDS4yurgrCNR4eyd *** Topic is 'The Only Channel With A Name Created By Head-Butting The Keyboard'


#3065   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<coulson> Check this quote :) "<n|ghtOUT> my gf can smoke cigarettes with her pussy" <BiOHaZd> She must taste like an ashtray


#3066   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<alex> well with the intel pentium III processor enhancing the web as it is, who knows


#3067   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<alex> I have this great method of watching someone through the crook of my arm that I developed when I was in grade school so I could look at pretty girls with my head down on my desk


#3068   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<alex> I'll beat you 'til you have your Native American vision


#3069   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kitten> Dan, you're my honey bunch sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-upmkin. <kitten> You're my sweetie pie. <Danelope> Oh yeah?  Well, you're my cuppycake gumdrop snickums-snookums. <Danelope> You're the apple of my eye. <ry4n> fuck you guys. *** ry4n has quit IRC (Quit: Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.com)) <Danelope> Hahaha.


#3070   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FatElvis> The only that comes from Texas are steers and... <josh> ... Jews?


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