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<Carlos2> anyone know any good-tasting food with no sugar, fat, carbs, calories, cholesterol, or other junk? <Wizmo> error <Wizmo> error <Wizmo> carlos you broke my logic engine <Anti_Hero> uhh <Coreyback> Sounds like water is your best bet. <Anti_Hero> carrots? <Carlos2> what? im hungry and slightly overweight. <Wizmo> so you swallow your saliva <Carlos2> i was thinking of air, but thats not filling enough.

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<Drezdar> I yelled at my mom the other day for opening my shades while I wasn't home. I told her "I don't allow sunlight to enter my room." She looked at me funny and then walked away.

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<Nick> man dod is the fucking shit <sporkchop> i wonder if you could fuck shit.... <sporkchop> it would be all soft and warm and squishy <Nick> lol <sporkchop>hmmm <sporkchop> brb * sporkchop is away - bathroom <Nick> oh jesus no

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<Da5id> bwahahahahahaha! <Da5id> k <Da5id> check this stuff out <Da5id> the sign at the student eating facility that i work at says "babcock frozen yogurt" <Da5id> but 'babcock' is on one line, and 'frozen yogurt' is on the other <Da5id> and there's two switches for the sign <Da5id> now, one would THINK that one switch would be for "babcock" and the other for "frozen yogurt" <Da5id> but no <Da5id> one switch is for "bab/frozen" <Da5id> and the other is for "cock/yogurt" <%Freakazoid> lol <Da5id> we just closed, like, an hour ago <Da5id> guess what the sign was left saying? <Da5id> O:)

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<celebrity_nitwit> scrotum <W0RMW00D> scrotum <d1rge> damn im hungry

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Tiger28070: see, women were just men that stayed in the cold too long

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<%PeteriD> Ladies and gentlemen <%PeteriD> Michael Bolton Has threatened to kill me <xnoblefoxfirex> ohhh micheal bolton <xnoblefoxfirex> I know Id be scared <@bunnzy> whats he gonna do? <@bunnzy> love you to death? <@_pali> release another album! >_< <@bunnzy> maybe he'll hold you down, and get his mate kenny G to molest you with his saxaphone!

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<Bomberman> yay. it's rotten.com the site that continues to single handedly destroy my faith in humanity

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strangeanya: yah he's a prick... porter is a dick: men are such pigs porter is a dick: show me your tits

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<Amish> why do women care if you have an ass anyways <Amish> it's not like they're going to do anything with it, but squeeze it <cardcheat> subconsciously, ass muscles are used in thrusting movements of sex <cardcheat> so it symbolizes good prowess <Amish> I will date blind women only. If they start to feel my ass, I will wear two cantaloupe halves