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<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p <McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY DICK IS <McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!!

#2297   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jestuh> we are professional idlers <jestuh> we don't get paid to chat!

#2298   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Deffy> Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy.

#2299   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DeX`> i could eat a 4lb london broil and have room left for a small chinese woman <Damaceles> after you ate her you'd have to eat again in an hour

#2300   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<someone> anybody who would by Celine Dions music deserves to have their computer crash ;)~

#2301   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<R0SC0E> i think [shaolin soccer] was about to be released same weekend as Resident Evil <R0SC0E> but they pushed it back to not be in competition <mightyflo> zombie soccer! <mightyflo> you could put the shaolin soccer guys up against a bunch of zombies <mightyflo> they could do like bullet kicks and blow their heads off and stuff <nitrifik_> no, zombies against zombies <nitrifik_> slowest soccer game ever

#2302   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BombScare> i beat the internet <BombScare> the end guy is hard

#2303   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<O_6> here is my autobiography in 50 lines: <O_6> wtf <O_6> goddamn keyboard <O_6> f;aowheif;oawuhe;faouw\hfe;oauwhfe! <matts> interesting autobiography

#2304   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <phxl|paper> and DANCE * nmp3bot dances :D-< * nmp3bot dances :D|-< * nmp3bot dances :D/-< <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

#2305   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<toxic> i found out about lesbians in 6th grade <toxic> :) <toxic> no actually not lesbians <CrdStang> hahaha <toxic> but that they could finger themselves <spazzer> lol <toxic> i was like oh shit! they use pencils too?! <sy|{0ti|{> i watched a clip of some pron when i was in 5th grade <sy|{0ti|{> and some chick was pinchin her nipples and shakin em round <sy|{0ti|{> and i was like "WTF" girls jack off their tittys " <CrdStang> LOL <sy|{0ti|{> yeah <sy|{0ti|{> by the time i was in 5th grade <sy|{0ti|{> i was a regular jerk a holic <sy|{0ti|{> by the time i was in 8th grade , i was skippin school to do it <sy|{0ti|{> hell by the time i was in 10th grade , i quit school to do it fulltime

#2306   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mightyflo> TP-PS2 667 Remote Control: Infrared Transmitter for PS/PS2 <mightyflo> "Put your gamepad away and watch DVDs with a wireless remote, just like the pros use! Yeah, pro DVD watchers, that's right." <SukiPotato4> Yeah, I have my bachelors in law, but my masters in DVD watching

#2307   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<memo> > Would you like to go fuck yourself? (Y/N) <Foxie> Y <Foxie> Y <Foxie> ITS NOT WORKIGN

#2308   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_Deathbr_> u can update ur sblive value or gamer to a live 5.1 <_Deathbr_> i saw that at friends house and i was like whoa.. u come across some kewl shit while lookn for eprom reading writing info's <travolta> you can also find a lot of cool pages if you search for the word "the"

#2309   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(bc) i have the newest version of windows from microsoft... Fuck ME

#2310   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D1> dude, I'm so puerto rican. <Guilty> I dont get it <BR4D> youre so elton john <Guilty> That I get

#2311   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<K34R> im going to buy 6 monitors and a big metal rack and position them all around me <K34R> so it will be like im captain of the starship ianprise <K34R> on a mission to hack the gibson

#2312   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DTOX> ha, did you know entry-level pharmacists make $90k/yr? <DTOX> I'm in the wrong line of work... <Xyrem> DTOX : that's about the most boring job i've seen <Xyrem> putting pills into a bottle <DTOX> and in your pocket <DTOX> and in your mouth <DTOX> and in people's drinks

#2313   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(^[QuRvE]^) its freezing in my class (xyst) qurve is freezing his ass? (bc) qurve is freaking in my ass (nexxai) QURVE HAS A FAT ASS (xyst) QURVE STOP TOUCHING MY ASS (seiki) QURVE LIKES IT IN THE ASS (^[QuRvE]^) It's nice having friends.

#2314   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<K][cK> just had some cold jack and cock :)

#2315   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Slant> I'm adding "Masturbation" to my HotOrNot profiile. <Slant> Hopefully this will reduce the number of matches I've been getting lately. <Slant> Or it'll hook me up with a woman I can truly appreciate. ;-)

#2316   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_8ight> i put a hit of LSD on a hamster's eyeball in high school <_8ight> it died that nite :(

#2317   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<madwoota> rice rockets are for fags and shrivel dicks <madwoota> 'hey baby, lets hump in the wrx..' 'sorry, cant even get my panties off in here'

#2318   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<orion> having eggo "pissed" at me was like having a rabid chihuahua yiping at you becuase you stepped on its oversized genitals <Guilty> See you just complemented eggo again

#2319   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kung_fu_mike> I ran for office today in the IEEE elections <kung_fu_mike> and I lost to a whiney bitch that everyone knows is going to break under the pressure <FlipTopBox> if everyone know's she'll crack, why did they vote for her? <kung_fu_mike> cause there idiots who came for the free pizza and saw a moderatly cute girl <kung_fu_mike> well guess I will have to get position my way and get her in bed <mightyflo> and run everything from behind the scenes <kung_fu_mike> from behind is right

#2320   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FlipTopBox> wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with buckets of cum all over their faces! <Slant> FlipTopBox: Dude. Give them some credit, it's hard to balance a bucket on your face.