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<Yusaku> "God dammit mom, why the fuck did you buy me an xbox? " "What, how can you tell?" "Well, that present under the Christmas tree is either a coffee table, or an xbox...I'm hoping it's a coffee table."

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<THC|Rawk> I've literally got a -blind- date tonight. <THC|Stone> ORLY? o_O <THC|Rawk> It suits me fine for two reasons. First of all, I'll get to see if this "wonderful personality" crap I keep getting from girls actually is true. <THC|Rawk> And if not, she'll never see what I slip into her drink.

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Mark1: yeh my house is emo Mark1: it cuts its walls

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<Ud|AFK> red your so foreign it's amazing <]KO[-RedWolf-|2-4|4-> k whats a foreign?

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monetcopy: girls are like nun chucks monetcopy: they are awesome! monetcopy: but when u mess up it hurts monetcopy: ...alot

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<zhix> logicbox - sarenna lee rocks you.. she's just so.. bountiful! <zhix> I could literally get lost in her bosom. <zhix> I'd accidently drop my bagel in there and end up falling in.. <barkode> barkode: JOSH, ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE? zhix: I'M FINE. GO AWAY. barkode: I'LL GET HELP. zhix: DON'T YOU DARE FUCKER. LEAVE ME HERE.

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* JuhorNieger slaps BlackWolf|Away around a bit with a large trout * BlackWolf takes the trout out of Submerge's hands, and puts it back in the river. (Trout Saved: 96 ~~~><)))'>~~~><)))'> ~~~)

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<laertes> NAPLES, Italy (Reuters) - Christmas has never tasted this good. Thirty-two pastry chefs in the southern Italian city of Naples unveiled on Saturday what they say is the biggest ever nativity scene made entirely of chocolate. <skolex> sweet jesus

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* xargs should not drive a bike <xargs> because... <xargs> o _ _ _ <xargs> _o /_ _ \o (_)__/o (_) <xargs> _< _ _>(_) (_)/<_ _| _|/' / <xargs> (_)>(_) (_) (_) (_) (_)' _o_ <xargs> =(

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<LoverMan> Yeah, I remember when my boss' wife had computer problems...she asked me to go over and help fix it, she wasn't seeing anything on the screen and has rebooted, checked the connections, etc...so I go over there <LoverMan> And the monitor wasn't turned on. Her excuse? "Oh, I never turn it off so I didn't think to check that."