#2021   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kung_fu_mike> its not a fast rmix when all you did was speed up the bit rate <kung_fu_mike> oh and degrade the quality

#2022   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CoMBo> so for job titles, i should put Wholesale Distributor, Bookkeeping and ...what goes here <jube> Village Idiot

#2023   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WhitePony> I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch?

#2024   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Now talking in #funadultchat <Megumi> i am ready to receive my fun

#2025   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PapaWo|f> any girls care to chat with 17/m/Van/Lamer/zits for days/hideously overweight/naked right at this moment spanking off to animal porn? msg me

#2026   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@watchy): hey io (@watchy): i am gonna put up a ebay auction (@watchy): i'm gonna auction my sperm (@watchy): haha *** Quits: watchy (Excess Flood) (@[IO]): or not

#2027   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[illz] i could maybe play it off him like 'im just taking my autistic friend out he's never had a drink before'

#2028   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and me and this girl were sleeping next to each other and we were both laying on our sides with our asses touching and i accidentally farted

#2029   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* auslandr pokes lint in the eye <EigenLint> no poking. * auslandr stabs lint in the eye <auslandr> better?

#2030   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mazroth> A girl waved to me once before making out with her boyfriend, does that count as scoring?

#2031   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FlipTopBox> oooh!  i want a p'zone! <mightyflo> "we tried spelling 'pizza' and 'calzone' but we fucked up." <FlipTopBox> i was thinking more like "we were trying to find the most annoying name possible."

#2032   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing <Kiteless> unless youre talking about girls of course.. <ScumDog> Kidon's giving you delusions about girls who like games being 'hot' <ScumDog> she's a serious rarity - remember that <mightyflo> sell her on ebay <Kiteless> 'hot gamer gf' <mightyflo> LQQK!

#2033   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<metroid23> all those dumb bots. they all sit around and make each other feel comfortable by confirming each others' decisions. it's like a big self-help group!

#2034   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TURBOMEAT> gross <TURBOMEAT> note to self : clean george foreman grille before making grilled cheese <Megami> Hmmm.... I think it's time for CC again. XD <TURBOMEAT> the bread tastes of the fat of 1000 meals <Megami> Why the hell would you make grilled cheese on an inclined grill in the first place? O.o;

#2035   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mappyman> i sent off for a PAL videotape of Captain Jack <mappyman> still in backorder <Hiko> heh <Hiko> how you gonna play a PAL tape? <mightyflo> just crack it <mightyflo> www.vhscopyworld.com

#2036   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ThaDragon> money == good life == pussy + beer. <ThaDragon> Preferrably in that order. Pussy tastes horrible after beer. <tenfour> eew * ThaDragon grossed out tenfour <tenfour> I can't stand the taste of beer

#2037   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Object> shutting down your computer is like putting your dog in a cage <Object> you just don't do that

#2038   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> 1) he has pants listed in the arcade machine section <blazemore> 2) why would you buy used clothes over the internet :/ <Slant|SCC> Let alone "techno raver DJ" pants? <Steve-3> 9 bids so far <Steve-3> maybe i should start selling my old boxers on ebay <Steve-3> These boxers are in GREAT condition, with the exception of a spot where i let go a little early <Slant|SCC> But they're not any ordinary boxser. <Slant|SCC> They're "techno raver DJ" boxers!

#2039   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin. <MightyQuinn> no you won't. <MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED! <dregan> Would you like to test that? <MightyQuinn> no. <dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm willing to give it a go.

#2040   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<w3nis> I remember discussing bong tactics with a friend and drawing out plans and then we realized we had drew a pelican

#2041   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** fr33b1rth sets mode: -o fr33b1rth <fr33b1rth> shit... <fr33b1rth> shitfuckdamn

#2042   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mightyflo> i still want the milli vanilli cd <mightyflo> the only place i've seen it is a smoky as hell pool hall <scummo> Dr Q's. <scummo> I go there specifically to play that entire CD all the time!!! <scummo> And the best part is, all the people there never get that I was the one who put it on <scummo> So they always strike up conversation like "Haha.. I wonder who the faggot who put this shit on was.." <scummo> especially when I had the whole long-haired rocker image

#2043   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rivvah> dude, he's from montana or some shit. 17.50 would buy a new house <Ouroboros> What's a house?

#2044   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guinivere> they have cable in Montana? <Ouroboros> Yeah, you use it for barb-wire fences. <Ouroboros> You know, cable. <Ouroboros> Or for pulling your truck out of the ditch or whatever.

#2045   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dodgey> my g/f somtimes talks to me in html code <dodgey> quite cute... eheh <dodgey> like i go to bed the other night, she sais <dodgey> actually, what did she say