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<spoony> i'm not bright but i can lift heavy things

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<snag> <@Mir> I wonder what it would be like to fuck in space... in 0-gee <snag> you need to fuck first <snag> then you can be picky

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<pagan> have you ever sneezed while taking a shit? <pagan> explosive reaction, to say the least <goatgirl> you even been inside a woman when she sneezes? <goatgirl> major vagina clench <Juxta> yay for vagina clentch <goatgirl> i usually sneeze 5 times in a row <goatgirl> just think, 5 vaginal clenches is quick succession <pagan> im gonna throw ground peper in my wifes face tonight when im fucking her :D <goatgirl> hahahah

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<manda> i said it once ill say it agian <manda> 14 yr olds should be kept from the net <Zer0ne> unless in jpg form

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<Panty_HaX0r> how old are you? <phubuh> 13 <Scofco> I wish I was 13 again, then I wouldn't have AIDS

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<Kimaroo> the pathetic side of being a nerd: http:// www.bash.org/?7755 <Mike`away> bash is back up?? <Kimaroo> no i'm just givin out dead links

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<juicy_J> i have a question for you goose <GooseThe> k <juicy_J> pay $500 to get a female to give you oral, or free from a homeless man named steve <GooseThe> 500 <juicy_J> suppose you only have 10.35 and a pack of smarties <CpuMan2001> uh <CpuMan2001> get a prostitute with diabetes

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< Redb3ard> so, im using this godawful slow pcanywhere connection < Redb3ard> 2 hours to scroll through a list, check off the things i need to < Redb3ard> idiot customer comes along, closes the window at 97% done < Redb3ard> doesnt minimize it, closes it < Redb3ard> so i locked the keyboard, blanked the screen, and locked it like that

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<@sioux> it's going to be tricky tomorrow, i don't know if i'll make it <@sioux> so if something happens to me, will one of you come and delete my pr0n? <@sioux> i don't want my mother to find it <@sioux> but please make sure i'm dead. wait until after the funeral. don't delete that shit while i'm still on life support or in a coma or something <@sioux> if by some "act of god" or a donor organ i'm miraculously saved, and i come home and all my pr0n is gone, i'm going to kill myself

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<Prozzy> I would, i have a scanner right next to me, BUT THINK OF THE [FUTURE] CHILDREN. I'd hate to tell my kid with downs syndrome that they're fucked up cuz i scanned my nuts.