#1621   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CodeMason> You lack belief in all the thousands/hundreds of thousands of supreme beings that have been believed in at one point or another. So to them you are an atheist. <Kyonshi> CM is sooo smart ^_^ <CodeMason> Kyo: It feels good to know my statements warrant an anime smilie face.

#1622   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JDigital> Say, how long would 600Mb take to download on a 1.5Mb connection? Lets assume I were to download an entire CD from Pyoko.org. <Zaratustra> DO I LOOK LIKE GETRIGHT TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER

#1623   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* CanuckSaq screws with people's minds way too much <mindrape> CanuckSaq: you must have a little weewee, cuz i didn't feel you were screwing mine :/ <CanuckSaq> mr: a) I have a gigantic cock, and b) you assume you actually possess a mind

#1624   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<neutrl> i don't have any tables <mAimZ> da wheels 'o steel... <mAimZ> you should get some... And get all your favorite tunes on LP... It's more fun than 4 hookers and a jimmy hat! <hypr> i highly doubt that

#1625   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[xite] i hate movies with abrupt endings [xmas_hate] ya i hate when i only download clips of porn too

#1626   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Camo> i licked the adhesive on the envelope cuz i thought it would be erotic

#1627   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<im3t8> my last nightmare was of my computer trying to kill me <Apathetic> really? <im3t8> but in the end it was just the mouse <Apathetic> maybe that's metaphoric for something <Apathetic> :/ <im3t8> its a microsoft mouse <im3t8> :/

#1628   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<snag> i once jerked off in my face, just to see what it was like

#1629   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ckx> xmas was fun back before i was blessed with pubes and still had hopes and dreams and such

#1630   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hobbes`> I cracked the shits at ppl knocking on my door last night and answered it naked - teach them to ever ask me for money again stupd door spammers

#1631   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<doctor`> "hallo! i am reeecki marten! sex masheen! i love all the preeety gerls! lets us have secks! constantleee! i am south american sensation! bulging spaniard genitals!"

#1632   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Longi> i'm going to go moisturize my testicles. Longi is gone (02:23AM): vitamin wank

#1633   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<doctorb> i want a  microwavable dildo. i'm sick of the cold plastic.

#1634   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<******> "oh yeah, i got me a 643gb ultradrive, with 23 supermegs of zingram, and i have a 160000 channel cable installed by telstra, a proto router which goes into each of my 16 terminals around my house, and i am having sex while typing this all, and taking copious amounts of drugs aswell."

#1635   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* aiel wonders why the load on his O2 has passed 3.0 <core> aiel: netscape ? <xL> aiel: I told you VRML pr0n was a bad idea :)

#1636   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vman_> wow <vman_> 2 iranians in here <vman_> amazing <vman_> IM NOT A MINORITY ANYMORE U STUPID FUCKS <vman_> HAHA!

#1637   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nick-spy> MY ROOSTER RAN AWAY! SOMEONE GRAB MY COCK!

#1638   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Now talking in #honda *** Topic is '<xessor> anyone know how to make fire come out the tailpipe?'

#1639   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<evenpar123|Dean> how much is long distance? <Slant> evenpar123|Dean: Depends on your carrier. <evenpar123|Dean> Satan <Slant> 666 cents a minute.

#1640   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<evenpar123> "I believe" "But how do you know that you exist to believe?" "Becuase I believe I exist to believe" <evenpar123> and so on * evenpar123/#sydvoc is hungry, assuming evenpar123 exists

#1641   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Waters> i had a dream about masterbating...thats sad isnt it :(

#1642   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason) civicsi is [email protected] * Jason Preston civicsi on #cars civicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle civicsi End of /WHOIS list. *** civicsi ([email protected]) has joined #cars <civicsi> uhhh <civicsi> HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME? <Tokae> we are l33t <Darn> haha he hacked you <KK> shutup jason <civicsi> how did you do that? <Tokae> you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line. <KK> Mr Preston <civicsi> I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts <civicsi> and I WILL forward them to the DOJ

#1643   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** CHAOS_IS_BLISS ([email protected]) Quit (burghcom.fdfnet.net thealamo.fdfnet.net) <nomis_nehc> whoa <nomis_nehc> wtf, all those peepz off at the same time, or what's up? <nomis_nehc> power outagae somewhere maybe?

#1644   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<VmprHntrD> magic: the gathering of lower lifeforms

#1645   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Elfin> Santa Claus broke in through my window last night. <Kashan> did he leave you a new window