#1471   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spyre-> the beers just sit there, silently staring, and mocking the mistakes my animal mind makes sometimes

#1472   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Pro_Mark) dOkTeR-- i jerked three times today (tp9com) i think doin it in the morn fuggs u up (ackbar) its because once youve ejaculated for the day theres no point in even being alive

#1473   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kazz> Are you coming on to me? <Dregan> With a spelling change. <Dregan> And perhaps without the 'to'.

#1474   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TasmBoy> hah that farmer joe guy's funny.. he electricuted himself at the age of 8 now he's dumb as shit <DAL9000> TasmBoy: what did you do to become dumb as shit? <TasmBoy> I can't remember <DAL9000> At least he remembers. <TasmBoy> you got a point there

#1475   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<maff> you're such a sarcastabitch brett <timmo`> if by sarcastic you mean sexy, then yes.

#1476   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<McMoo> last year my parents gave me root beer for christmas

#1477   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<McMoo> but then last year the sermon like a week before christmas was like 'CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT PRESENTS - OUR ONE TRUE PRESENT IS JESUS CHRIST!!!' <McMoo> my dad didn't even get my mom anything <McMoo> she was pissed.

#1478   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(`zero)                    ,__      FISH RULE AT DICKSUCKING (`zero)                    |  `'.       /  BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE (`zero) __           |`-._/_.:---`-.._ /     TO STOP TO BREATHE (`zero) ='.       _/..--'`__         `'-._ (`zero)  - '-.--"`      ===        /   o  `', (`zero)   )= (                 .--_ |       _.'   (HURF DUH GILLS) (`zero)  /_=.'-._             {=_-_ |   .--`-. (`zero) /_.'    ``'-._        '-=       _.' (`zero)     jgs  )  _.-'`'-..       _..-'` (`zero)         /_.'        `/";';`| (`zero)                      ` .'/

#1479   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HF|Chemical_X> shaddup canadian <HF|Chemical_X> everybody knows that your country and france share one bar of soap a year.

#1480   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(BrntToast) zeon_64: i chat with ppl in austrlia and they are a day ahead of us, i keep askin em to watch the 649 draw and tell me the numbers but they say it dont work that way :(

#1481   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger instead of a ring.

#1482   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<goh> i've got this itching inside me that tells me i can beat you <intra> like a vaginal itching? <goh> intra: yes <intra> just get some vagasil

#1483   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlackDeth> did you know i'm sitting on my toilet right now <BlackDeth> taking a crap <myhero> :L <BlackDeth> i have been this whole conversation <BlackDeth> brb wiping *** myhero changes topic to '<BlackDeth> brb wiping' <SD-Washu> erm k thats just wrong <SD-Washu> you're not supposed to irc or call ppl from teh fucking bathroom <SD-Washu> i dont fucking care if you are joking <ryo-ohki> I do it all the time. :/ <BlackDeth> i'm back on the couch <BlackDeth> i dont talk to people on the phone when i'm on the toilet <BlackDeth> because they can hear the gruesome details

#1484   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@v9> i think survivor 3 should be where we put all of them in a landmark building, and see who pussies out first <@v9> like the empire state building

#1485   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(cooey) my cat eats meat. my cat eats timbits. my cat eats celery. my cat eats my weed. my cat eats bits of paper and hair that look like food. my cat =wont= eat a piece of a burger out of a big mac. (cooey) i should learn from my cat.

#1486   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|Chris> there's one bitch in the world <|Chris> one bitch with many different faces <|Chris> find a new face.

#1487   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<myhero> I think this is what I wanted to say, or something like this <myhero> how about making a holiday the opposite of thanksgiving <myhero> where your a bitch and hate everything in the world for one day <myhero> that's what I did today <myhero> it felt great <Tik-Tok> that doesn't need to be a holiday <Tik-Tok> most people are like that day to day <myhero> yeah maybe <myhero> well on this holiday, how about people try just a little bit harder to hate people <myhero> ya know, in the spirit of the holiday <myhero> hate people a little bit more

#1488   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ickypeww> i ain't eating no girl untill they genetically engineer one with a watermellon flavored pussy that gets sweeter when she gets exited

#1489   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dude> did ya hear poland bought 5000 septic tanks? <DatDawg> why? <Dude> as soon as the figure out how to drive them there invading russia

#1490   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<c-rOCK> so I wonder if its possible to become SO good at masturbating, sex becomes obsolete.  Like you could be fucking a girl, and just go "man this is weak, wheres my right hand at" because pussy simply isnt up to par with your masturbation skills.

#1491   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gb> tip of penis stuck to underwear after jackin

#1492   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Silkenray eats a burnt cookie <Silkenray> I'll pretend I didn't just clean up the eviscerated remains of my mother's used feminine hygeine products which my puppy distributed around the house. <JDigital> Are you sure that was a cookie? >_< <Silkenray> I know it was a cookie. <Silkenray> My mother just baked it. <JDigital> ...or pulled it out of her panties! Can you really be sure?

#1493   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Snag> *beep*beep* <Steil> snag you set off the gaydar again didnt you??? <Snag> funny <Snag> :|

#1494   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chocobo> blt: I'll hire you as a debt collector, your first job is to reach into your pocket and gimme money

#1495   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Skates> DOS was my favorite operating system, overall <Skates> it was cool because it took skill to use it