#10171   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

UFO19M: You know how you go into a public rest room and the integrity of every stall has been compromised, so you have to pick the least disgusting one?    UFO19M: That is how I feel about dating

#10172   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

UFO19M: I�d burn her like a witch but I am afraid of the fumes

#10173   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Basketcase> There was a swarm of lesbians at my school today... <Basketcase> they were gonna eat me out alive...

#10174   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[-FcG-]Zwitta[D-F]|away> its from bash, so it must be true

#10175   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

fallouswk > bwahahahaha.  coworker comes in with a problem, gets halfway into the explanation and then pauses and says "umm, it smells like you've been farting in here"  "yes, I have"  "I'm going to leave now"  "I think that would be best"

#10176   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<holden>i missed 30 days of school last year <ZeroX>y? <holden>i wanted to stay home and play cs

#10177   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Edgar_the_Fish> mmm hoodie <Edgar_the_Fish> i'd have sex with my hoodie its so soft

#10178   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[@pHluid] Dolphins also have foot long prehensile penises [@pHluid] they can flex them, curl them, corkscrew them whatever [@pHluid] you haven't really lived until you've felt a dolphin's cock up yo...er

#10179   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

toman7465: ben doesn't like debbies cochie? s o k k e rguy03: I like the soft hills of the desert, the thick moist foliage of the Jungle just doesn't suit me

#10180   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[@mad-ShaggZ]my parents said i could anything i wanted to be when i grew up....so i chose to be an asshole [@mad-ShaggZ]nothing wrong with that...

#10181   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(DownKaos): W0lfy's idea of taking a girl out is fucking her then deflating her (W0lfy): u following me?

#10182   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(WHW-Rob): i need to make a shirt.... "You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP!"

#10183   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(PrinceDC): incase you didnt see them all (PrinceDC): theres girls sucking my dick in the pics (DownKaos): thats almost as cool as curtis's with the dog licking the peanut butter off his.... (DownKaos): n/m

#10184   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< froggie> how frequently do chest infections kill asthmatics? < punchcard> no more than once i would guess

#10185   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zeus|ViceCity> fuck my back is stif <Zeus|ViceCity> stiff.. lol <ZeroHour> next time just lay on your back, don't bend over

#10186   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hoop> anyone have/seen Weapons.Of.Ass.Destruction any place ?

#10187   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BRAVESTAR> AOL HACKED ME NOW I CANT USE LOWER CASE <BRAVESTAR> THIS WILL FUCK MY UNIX SHIT UP <BRAVESTAR> -bash-2.05b$ LS <BRAVESTAR> -bash: LS: command not found <BRAVESTAR> FUCK

#10188   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Coco13> SOMEONE DIAL UP BASH.ORG, WE GOT A CASE OF THE FUNNIES

#10189   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Beerman> My dick is so big its population had a revolution. its now known as the democratic republic of my dick.

#10190   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Shamp00kiE: i have to draw lots Shamp00kiE: of boring stuff Shamp00kiE: well boring people Shamp00kiE: i dont like drawing people i know. im always afarid ill fuck up and i ususally do ECBoots84: Anything specific? Shamp00kiE: 2 portraits of friends or family, and 2 sitting poses of friends and crap ECBoots84: Ooooh...fun Shamp00kiE: yeah Shamp00kiE: i dont want to hear "why do i look like crap?! you think i look like crap!! oh god im ugly!" and then crying afterwards ECBoots84: I guess you're not the only one in your social circle who overreacts then Shamp00kiE: i dont really have one, so i was just projecting myself if i was being drawn i guess Shamp00kiE: *shrug*

#10191   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Frieveta> waitaminute.... you can go multiplayer in magic?

#10192   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lestat> I can't just turn on the funny like some fountain of funny. <ally> ... <ally> why the fuck not? <Lestat> I have to milk it from the special cows.

#10193   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<c-rOCK> when youre bored i highly recommend making fun of beaners.

#10194   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@patm> monty die and go to hell now please <Monty> url?

#10195   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<yods> maybe i should send her a loveop to apologise <yods> 'sorry i was so mean..hope the suicde goes well...heres a shotty