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#10146 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 note: Jdun is from Moldova <Puchu> www.manhole.com <Puchu> go there jdun <Puchu> lots of hot women <Puchu> for all your underground slavic women needs <Jdun> we are not slavic <Puchu> whatever <Puchu> balkan then <Jdun> not balkan <Puchu> must...give...label.... <Gin> commie <Gin> :) <Puchu> YES #10147 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Marticus> i'm still looking for an intelligent non-headcase female <UgLyPuNk> they don't exist <UgLyPuNk> all women are head cases <toe-wk> its true <toe-wk> heres how i break it down in geek talk for you nerds to understand <toe-wk> males = intel pentium 4's. Cool, reliable, stable, tough <toe-wk> females = AMD athlons, sure their sexy, and their hot...but as soon as they start thinking i wouldnt rely on one :D <Marticus> and uh, calculators are little girls, and mainframes are bbw <Annon201> what bout graphic calculators?? <Marticus> thats when they get some grass on the pitch #10148 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Sirea> My brothers cats name is God Damned Cat and she's running around with pair of my panties in her mouth <Leth|ASSignment> "God Damned Cat and she's running around with pair of my panties in her mouth" is a damn long name. #10149 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <FLoRa> i'd actually rather be ugly than fat <milenko> hmm i dont think so <milenko> you can lose fat <milenko> BUT YOU CANT LOSE UGLY! #10150 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <-Sharky-> lol, thats a new one <-Sharky-> raping urself <PuffinFreshWog> riight <PuffinFreshWog> well if your underage and you don't concent to you hand... <-Sharky-> so like ur playin wif urself, and then saying "No, no dont do this" <-Sharky-> to urself? #10151 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <G[a]lly> i'd like to download virtual valerie <decryption> lol <decryption> ive downloaded that <decryption> hahah <decryption> its crazy <decryption> does a strip to the mp3 your listening to <pancakes> what is it? <G[a]lly> really? <G[a]lly> i thought you had to try and get her off with a virtual dildo.. <decryption> ohhh.. <decryption> well this one aint <G[a]lly> I'll give it a go anyway <decryption> but that one sounds much more interesting <G[a]lly> and how! <decryption> virtual dildo.. need i say more? <G[a]lly> mate's dad has it on his computer, i was kinda freaked out, but didn't play it in case he has a high score and i accidentally break it and he finds out #10152 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Deusa> I've never seen snow <tm2> It's very overrated <tm2> Try sitting in your refrigerator sometime... #10153 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <@PuffinFreshWog> kingmax is good ram <@PuffinFreshWog> right? <@PuffinFreshWog> but won't that not matter since my current ram is a crap brand <@cbf> ueaj <@cbf> uyeaj <@cbf> yueah <@cbf> yeah <@cbf> fod dammit <@cbf> fgod <@cbf> gofd <@PuffinFreshWog> LMFAO <@cbf> gof <@cbf> god #10154 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <RaveHoppe> MorbiD: You are just a big fat gay <MorbiD> Ravehoppe: Shut the fuck up * MorbiD stealthily creeps up behind RaveHoppe and SLAMS his penis deep into RaveHoppe's ass until the penis is deep enough for flesh to curl RaveHoppe's hair ..AND quickly buttfucks RaveHoppe a second time, causing a wild spurt of blood! ...AND fucks RaveHoppe HARD a third time to get his point across! YUCH, RaveHoppe's entrails burst out of RaveHoppe's mouth! #10155 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 [+ForKsTar] I hate doctors [+ForKsTar] last time I went, I had fingers jammed up my ass [+Z0iC] teh doctar did goatse to u :< #10156 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <jmess> this is the best set up. <jmess> laying on my beanbag ircing <jmess> hahaha SAD <Fabio> hahaha <Fabio> as bad as me <Fabio> in bed ircing #10157 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * Pelayo BGM: !! (illegal) Cute 12 Year Old Being Taught By Daddy -- Fisting Incest Child Teen Preteen Lolita Young Gay Porn Beast Peep Mpeg Mpg Jpeg Jpg Mp3 Avi (6)(2).mpg #10158 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <lalaloo> hjey ,anmyone her hagve a dell/ <MgicMastr> You really should take that dick out of your mouth when you speak. #10159 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <gnawol> i hate can beer <gnawol> i cant drink it <gnawol> tastes like metal <gnawol> like a steel dildo <gnawol> not like ive sucked a steel dildo or anything #10160 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Cold0ne> the house is shaking <Cold0ne> WTF!!!!! <Guyp> you know youre a geek when there's an earth quake but instead of running away you keep writing "WTF!?!" :O #10161 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Kevyn> I lent my friend money last nite so he could get a lap dance from a stripper. And he just said to me on AIM, "hey, thanks for the lap dance" <Kevyn> I'm so glad people can't overhear conversations on AIM. #10162 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ObjBRB> the last time i had a piece of ass was when my finger ripped thru the toilet paper #10163 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * CoolNo9 was in a room with 15 dba's and 1 coldfusion developer <CoolNo9> guess which one I was :) <ConqSoft> CoolNo9: The gay one? #10164 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 *** Fl0g ([email protected]) has joined #math <Fl0g> PERVERTS!!! *** Fl0g ([email protected]) has left #math #10165 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <loss> i met this japanese kid at comdex who could sms 65 wpm <_dren_> fucker prolly rip his weenier off when he whacks #10166 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Lilmuckers> i called my headmaster dad today =/ <ibor132> hahaha <ibor132> howd u manage that? <SonicRageX> heh <Lilmuckers> he said something and i saidm "yes dad" <Lilmuckers> in the lesson <ibor132> rofl <Lilmuckers> in front of the calss <ibor132> whatd he do>? <Lilmuckers> said "i doubt i was that promisuous 16 years ago" <Lilmuckers> promiscuous <ibor132> ROFL!!!! <SonicRageX> dude <SonicRageX> thats classic <ibor132> someone bash that #10167 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Targaff> nem1: i've got the solution to your little <Targaff> problem <DrtySOUTH> viagra? <DrtySOUTH> :D #10168 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 UFO19M: In Russia, we poke each other in the rectum to stay warm #10169 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 UFO19M: it is my goal to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick #10170 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Floach-> I guess DDoS is like a network bukkake? :) |
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