#10196   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shino> scientists are going to make a blue rose with new breakthroughs in biotechnology.. our tax dollars at work!!! <Shino> I guess they got bored of the cancer thing......

#10197   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<notklister> what kind of people make computer programs? <klister> programmers <notklister> alright <notklister> I think thats what Im going to tech school for

#10198   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SiZZuRp> bend over and spell run

#10199   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

rageatm005: procrastination patrol� would beat me with flaming torches and throw me into a volcano right now Dr SpaZZo: Except theyre too lazy

#10200   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ChaosDragon> Can someone explain this to me? <ChaosDragon> "Christmas Star - Outdoor Icicle Lights <ChaosDragon> For indoor use only." <Custodian> lol <Custodian> that's almost as good as the shower cap box with "fits one head" on it <Custodian> (from a hotel in disney, france) <Roachie> LOL <Custodian> I can only assume the french have some odd shower habbits

#10201   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<N41LGuN> You're a gay dumbass. <SaxxonPike> yeah <SaxxonPike> RIGHT <SaxxonPike> NO I mean YEAH RIGHT <N41LGuN> uh huh.

#10202   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Malrothien was kicked by Malrothien (this rooms too ghey for me) <Mardom> whoa shit <Mardom> you can kick yourself? <Mardom> thats deep

#10203   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Coco13> Girls are a waste of polygons.

#10204   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Adrenna> Mom's misguided kitten crawled under the covers while I was recovering from a tonsillectomy & thought my clit would be good to lick.. holy mother of god I screeched

#10205   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<VirtualServ> -�- CurrentSong: Linkin Park - A Place For My Head -�- <[0G]ftwilli> told you Linkin Park was talking about sex the whole time...

#10206   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Medic_> wow.. this is new. http://www.christianlesbians.com/ <mfreeck> damn, no pictures. <Medic_> they're christans.. they're modest. <Medic_> and they're probably ugly. :)

#10207   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Daimyou> SUPERMARKET! * Daimyou starts rapping <Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111 <Daimyou> YOU HAVE TEH CHEESE AND TEH VEGGIEZ <Daimyou> AND TEH TROUTTTTT <Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111 <Daimyou> YAYAY I RIDE AROUND IN TEH SHOOPPPPPING KAAAARTS <Daimyou> AND THEN I GO THROUGH THE TAAAAAAYKEOUT <Daimyou> I MEAN CASHIER <Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111 <Daimyou> BUT THEN I DON'T HAVE TEH MONEYZZZZ <Daimyou> SO MY MOM PAAAAAYS FORRRRRR ITTTTT <Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111 <Daimyou> THE ENDZ0RZ

#10208   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hat> Windows XP isn't that bad, foO. <Hat> At least it's better than fucking ME. <Hat> Wait, I think I saw that on bash.org. <Hat> aggggrggrgrh, I DID see it! <Hat> Man, I'm fucking pathetic.  I have IRC quotes in my subconscious. <foO> the funny thing about it is that you actually have a girlfriend that puts out, yet you still irc <Hat> I'm hideous! Don't look at me!

#10209   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* LordMadOne dreams of his soon to be girl <eMEraLdwPn> you talked to her at all recently? <LordMadOne> no :( <eMEraLdwPn> call her <LordMadOne> I got a poem for her too <LordMadOne> I have no phone <eMEraLdwPn> well that sucks.. <eMEraLdwPn> get arrested and make her your one phone call! <eMEraLdwPn> now that's romance!

#10210   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hat> How many seconds are there in a year? <sirus> 2 <Hat> No. <sirus> 7? <Hat> That's not even an educated guess... <sirus> i know <sirus> im being stupid on purpose <Hat> It's hard to tell.

#10211   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dustin> you ever masturbated on a washer when it was on spin cycle ? <dustin> it's the best <Sh3lby> if u say  so <dustin> just make sure it's not a public washing place <dustin> they don't take kindly to things like that

#10212   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dustin> i'm hung like a zombie process

#10213   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hat> What is seven Q plus three Q? <Khryptonite> 10q <Hat> You're welcome. <Khryptonite> Huh? <Hat> haha <Khryptonite> WHAT!?!! stop laughing at me all the time <Hat> 10Q, when spoken phoenetically, sounds like "thank you". <Khryptonite> huh? <Khryptonite> TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS <Khryptonite> HAT, TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#10214   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shaka|HeatingUpSomeSaki> child. i dont care if you are a guy. you can show me what it means to be a man anytime

#10215   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<armyopsfufu> shoplifting is a victimless crime, like PUNCHING SOMEONE IN THE DARK <DrivingZucchini> or jacking off into a birdbath

#10216   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fahd> anyone want to volunteer with me at the retirement home <d3> hell no fahd <d3> have fun cleaning up 93 year old feces <fahd> no <fahd> just to talk to them <fahd> entertain them <fahd> and maybe get laid

#10217   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mr`K> When people find out you play video games, they think.. like.. <Mr`K> You play EVERY video game <nzc> dont you? <Mr`K> "Oh, I got this game, I can't get past this part, what do I do?" <Mr`K> And it's like Barbie's Fashion Designer

#10218   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shadow> I love compact cars. They're small and discreet... kind of like tampons. <Squirl> exactly <Squirl> and when youre done you just flush them

#10219   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ed> Noah's Ark, bah. <Ed> <GOD> DUDE, YOU HAVE TO LIKE... GET A BUNCH OF ANIMALS AND SHIT. ALL OF THEM. <crunchyfish> <God> Gotta catch 'em all!

#10220   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<waffle> Jon: promise us all you will never have children <waffle> for the good of mankind <Ed> He doesn't have to promise! <Phyresis> I don't plan on reproducing <Phyresis> but I'm going to mold humanity to the way I see fit <Phyresis> I'm sick of ignorant fuckers running amok <Phyresis> we will have enlightenment or extinction <Phyresis> take your pick <Ed> So are you like, Asian Jesus or someshit?