#10021   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<punchcard> a little application logic goes a long way <DomMac> indeed I can see the possibilities for problems with that being pretty great unless the programmer took his time in designing the app. Since it is MS, one never really knows do they? <punchcard> hang on, I gotta take a nap after reading that long-ass sentence

#10022   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Orian> Due to typing classes when I was six I have the keyboard memorized for the most part :P <RedComet> Ori: somebody ever told you you need a life? <Orian> Yes quite often <BlackMage> did you ever ask what the url was?

#10023   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rev> Oh man.  I just found my Classic Queen CD, but I also tripped and hit my face on a filing cabinet so the last few minutes have been a real mixed bag.

#10024   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Sweetlilluv: Would you really fuck any random gurl? Ichiro number 1: Its a joke..a joke....see this is why guys dont talk to girls about sex.....gurls take everything to seriously

#10025   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mike_Works> If I ever killed myself, it'd be in front of a group of children. It'd just be a nice feeling knowing you've made a difference.

#10026   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Konsole> did your video card come in yet? <pushit> nope. <Konsole> those fuckers. <pushit> my mother got a mop in the mail today though. <Konsole> ah. <Konsole> that should make up for it. <pushit> yeah. <pushit> it's a sweet-ass mop. <Konsole> yeah.

#10027   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rainwulf> 89 percent of statistics are made up <GoofyShiVr> Rainwulf: the other 21% cant count

#10028   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<preda> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its going to hit my cat <preda> err pen is

#10029   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@`2L_verkink> eval('document.forms[0].elements[' + elementCount + '].options[document.forms[0].elements[' + elementCount + '].selectedIndex].value') <@`2L_verkink> whats the probleM!?!?!?!? <yods> the problem? <yods> thats easy <yods> i dont understand SQL <yods> if i did <yods> i might have a chance <@`2L_verkink> if u did <@`2L_verkink> it wouldn't help <@`2L_verkink> cause <@`2L_verkink> this is javascript

#10030   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JaG> whos taking me out to dinner tonight? <FairWtns> We could do a group thing. <FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner thing. <FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner meaning food thing. <FairWtns> Or we could just say fuck it and see if we could do the group thing. <JaG> being the only chic in here, im vehemently opposed to the group thing, i dont have that many orifices <FairWtns> Oh, I don't know, you have enough, I would say. <JaG> 4 guys, 1 girl <JaG> NOT enough orifices <FairWtns> Well, how are we defining 'orifice' <JaG> its gotta feel good to me too sweetums <FairWtns> Yeah yeah, "what's in it for me" <FairWtns> Typical female philosophy. <JaG> Better than whats in me for it?

#10031   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<QueNazje> how you people can like classical music and not like the environment is disgusting <Schwazie> The 1812 Overture reminds me of a explosions used in strip mining

#10032   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PACHUKA> i was watching the wizard of oz and all i could think about was dorthy in 6 inch heels, completely shaved, chained up and with nipple clamps <mikey1207> LOL <mikey1207> i will never watch that movie the same again <Esttt> fuck, im eating breakfast you arsehole

#10033   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Merimack05: like, how far away are you from st. louis? flynmonkeysattac: dunnu.  i live south of st. louis.  about a 15 minute drive from st. louis Merimack05: ok, your loser Merimack05: *closer flynmonkeysattac: are u sure that was a typo?

#10034   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<byba> !xcon6 Alt_Support_Shyness_-_How_To_Pick_Up_Chicks.zip <byba> !xcon6 Alt_Support_Shyness_-_Shyman's_Guide_To_Meeting_Women.zip

#10035   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PieTaster> I'm jewish... but bacon > religion!

#10036   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<j4yj0hn> oh my god <j4yj0hn> the funniest shit happened last night <j4yj0hn> we were at a guys house and i had to piss, so i go into his parents bathroom <j4yj0hn> there was no soap so i look in the medicine cabinet <j4yj0hn> what do i see? <j4yj0hn> a big fucking bottle of viagra <j4yj0hn> so we get like 8 of them and feed them to this guys 9 year old brother <j4yj0hn> and he has had a bone for about 14 hours now <j4yj0hn> its fucking hilarious cause he had a physical for indoor soccer at noon <j4yj0hn> o laughed for about 4 hours strait <MrH2o> HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA <j4yj0hn> its great, we have about 6000 pics <MrH2o> damn that is dangrous <j4yj0hn> but a kid with a massive cock is hilarious

#10037   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Lesley): yea I like the night because fewer people are out in it (Lesley): then again (Lesley): everything is closed (Lesley): except the 24 hours wal mart (Supachikn): what is a wal mart? (Supachikn): what do they sell? (destiney): hehe (Lesley): haha (CoRPSe): it's like kmart (Supachikn): ok (destiney): they sell * (Supachikn): i wouldnt mind getting me some asterisks

#10038   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Castor|Troy> xp is like microsoft and aol had a baby, and then aol dropped teh baby on its head

#10039   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Konsole> #include <iostream.h> <Konsole> #include <stdlib.h> <Konsole> #include <afterstepspenis.h> <Konsole> #include <thatnakedchick.h> <Konsole> #define hebangsher 1 <Konsole> int main(void) <Konsole> { <Konsole> while (hebangsher) <Konsole> cout << "oh yeah! "; <Konsole> return 0; <Konsole> } <afterstep> yeah.

#10040   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Phillip> hi ex-wife <Phillip> whats up <FullySedated> my dick <FullySedated> why? <Phillip> never say that again

#10041   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D3adlode> penis * Fiona cuts it off and barbeques it * D3adlode dies <D3adlode> watch out for the creamy filling :d <Fiona> Mmmm, cream dawg

#10042   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EuroBrew> what is it with you people and your fascination with buttsex? you guys talk about it all the time, if you are gay just come out and say it already <EuroBrew> i just think you guys have some sexual identity issues if you go around saying shit like /me unfs chips and /me wants zee buttsex, and of course the ever popular /me licks teh cum off your wang

#10043   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vballa> i didnt know how to get to my friends place the other day... and suddenly i caught myself asking him for the URL to his house.

#10044   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DaFuror> ok <DaFuror> that about sucked <phac> what now daf? <DaFuror> I went out to my car to get my U1 about an hour ago <g3nocide> U1 ? <DaFuror> Sun Ultra 1 server <DaFuror> well, anyway <DaFuror> these three drunk kid come outta nowhere and one of them tried to jump me <g3nocide> LOL <DaFuror> I cracked his skull open with the U1 <DaFuror> just got done dealing with the fine upper arlington police dept <g3nocide> lol you hit him with a sun ultra one server <DaFuror> I can <g3nocide> LOL <DaFuror> t <g3nocide> omfg <DaFuror> wait to see the police report <g3nocide> you know you are a geek when, you protect yourself with server hardware

#10045   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CogNiTO> us can suck meh balls <FlyingAttackPorcupine> .... no it doesnt <FlyingAttackPorcupine> no it cant, your balls are too small to be sucked on.... they could, however, be inhaled through a straw <CogNiTO> well <CogNiTO> do that then