#10046   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hell[b0red|Number11|TV]> It was nice feeling power between teh legzz  <Sup> that made me hungry

#10047   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bunnyfufu> DAMNIT <bunnyfufu> MY BALLS HURT <FlyingAttackPorcupine> stop eating them <bunnyfufu> if only that was possible

#10048   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hat> Someone explain this to me. <Hat> On an 80 minute CD <Hat> I somehow recorded 1 hour and 15 minutes of music <Lobot> That's 75 minutes. <Hat> ..... <Hat> oh.  right. <Hat> Goddamn time.

#10049   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<%Reaper_TDS> yea ridein cock is hard work huh <@Kodiake> I busted ass all day today and yesterday

#10050   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@unionguy> let me tell you what i did with my saxaphone <souletr> please don't start this off with one time at bandcamp...

#10051   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Quits: Infra ([email protected]) (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Infra-))) * Infra- is now known as Infra * Infra  >>>  Auto Ghost Command Used On  Infra <souletr> so do you really have to announce it? <souletr> thats like fucking someone and afterwards saying "hey, i fucked you"

#10052   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eyeball> you know you're a geek when you run your webcam software to see what you look like instead of going to the bathroom mirror

#10053   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(datacide) i just pissed out of the porch door and didn't notice the bitch from next door watching me :/

#10054   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Rjx)[+] #1 cool thing about IRC (Rjx)[+] no-one knows if you're naked

#10055   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Scire> if Milla Jovavich was sucking me off, when I came in her mouth I'd scream, "BIG BA-DA-BOOM!"

#10056   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Unregistered> should I wank and get food, or order and have it come here? <Unregistered> er walk, I mean walk

#10057   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spil0ink> is it pronounced live or live? <Shit_Pifter> live <spil0ink> thanks <Shit_Pifter> np

#10058   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<v-ger> it's fun to hate people online - it's like a video game and sensitive people's feelings are like quad damage

#10059   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<UFGailorJupiter> i'm going to go cleanse myself. <UFGailorJupiter> i'll be bathing in the sacred hentai waters. <UFGailorJupiter> well <UFGailorJupiter> hentai game music waters. <Bob_McBob> So what you mean is, you're going to download some porn and masturbate? <UFGailorJupiter> Bob: YES!

#10060   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lime> i still keep thinking youre a girl :| <Pikaben> I wish I was :|

#10061   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pikaben> I find it eerie that Renegadellf knows that I'm left-handed. <Pikaben> He says that it's because I take forever to masturbate. <Pikaben> Then he said something about using right-hand masturbating techniques.

#10062   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[smurf]> MelowRage: you are a sick, sick, sick child <MelowRage> I know <[smurf]> even the name MelowRage pisses me off <[smurf]> it tears me <MelowRage> SCORE <[smurf]> I am seared <MelowRage> I was hoping it would piss someone off <[smurf]> SEARING RAGE OF MELLOWNESS <MelowRage> what with the blatant misspelling and such <MelowRage> It was either "MelowRage" or "MellowRag" <[smurf]> it makes me want to flip out and listen to Jazz at the same time <MelowRage> I chose the former <MelowRage> hehehe <MelowRage> VIOLENT JAZZ MUSIC!!! <[smurf]> STOP IT <[smurf]> HAVE YOU EVER FLIPPED OUT TO JAZZ CORPERAL?! <[smurf]> IT'S NOT SOMETHING A GROWN MAN SHOULD DO! <MelowRage> like a music video of some black dude going nuts and shoving his saxophone into a guy's eyeball <[smurf]> ..nah <[smurf]> that's rage <[smurf]>mellow rage would be the Micheal Jackson video where they get all ready to knife fight and then they just dance with their hands together

#10063   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+nPHo> no.life = this is what you have if you are looking at this. <smcn> haw i didn't look at it

#10064   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shinvega>  Whether you want kids or not, eventually you're gonna slip one past the goalie ;)

#10065   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shinji>  I have a riddle: What type of dog doesn't bark? <Shinvega>  Your mom? <Tanya>  A hotdog ^_^ <Neopanda>  my penis. <Shinji>  The one I hit with my car yesterday!

#10066   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Millenia>  Oh. And for everyone who insisted "Dungeons and Dragons" was the worst movie ever? <Mareg>  We were right? <Millenia>  You are right. You are SO right. I wanted to gouge out my own eyes.

#10067   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Inno[AoFoKu]> he has been connected to thier cocks by the lips for a while

#10068   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rufus>  Damn, a job at blizzard would certainly be cool <Shinji>  nah <Shinji>  you'd get your paycheck 7 months after you are supposed to <Rufus>  So true <Rufus>  And it would be "patched" and "downgraded" by that time <Rufus>  Your net result would be a check for 5 bucks with "gogogogogogoggogogo" written all over it <Shinji>  But don't forget <Shinji>  There'd be a dupe bug, so you could get double your pay as much as you want <Rufus>  You'd have to throw the check on the ground, then pick it up and your pocketbook at the same time <Shinji>  ... but then you'd lag trying to cross the street to get to the bank, get hit by a bicyclist repeatedly, and die :)

#10069   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kingin>  What the fuck kind of settings are these?  "Please cum in my ass"?

#10070   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Futility>  ...George Harrison? He died or something? <Rufus>  Yeah. <Rufus>  Throat cancer, or something <Munin>  APPARENTLY, SEMEN IS CARCINOGENIC!