#9996   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[@Archmage_Anasyn]: FUCKING HELL MICROSOFT ARE GAY [+Mr_Day]: Can a company be gay? [+Mr_Day]: Will it only sleep with other monopolies?

#9997   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@blkhawk^^> i dont cyber <@blkhawk^^> its a waste of a wrist <@Duce> are you saying you double-fist it?

#9998   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< zocor> anyone wanna watch a guy jerk off on cam < zocor> oh shit... wrong channel :/ < zocor> IGNORE THAT PLEASE'

#9999   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

RamAss has joined #subaru <RamAss> subaru is for gooks and niggers <RamAss> muahahahah <pagan> heh well atleast my nick does not insinuate im a homosexual :/

#10000   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

tchristney: Cheating is like masturbation. Feels good while you're doing it but once you're finished it only emphasizes how empty and shallow your life really is.

#10001   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Thought> i am about to sell the oldest disks in the world :d <Hoopy> those 5 1/4 inch floppys moses saved the 10 command prompts on?

#10002   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Angelz> ha <Angelz> I did not get flooded off! * Angelz ([email protected]=) Quit (Excess flood)

#10003   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KeeperZ> I want to make one of those 'scare the crap out of you' flash movies <KeeperZ> but have the 'horrific face' <KeeperZ> be the goatse.cx guy

#10004   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Krav: Y'know, yew can never tell how fast someone can run until yew set them on fire...

#10005   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sevastra> nas�ls�n? <RadioheaD> iyiyim sen <Sevastra> <-- �stanbul <RadioheaD> o�lum t�rkm�s�n de�il misin <BLiZZ> <-- W�ll k�ck your arse �f you don't shut up

#10006   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tobywrk> i want that internet fridge!!!!!!! <Tobywrk> you set up a chair <Tobywrk> beat off while watching porn <Tobywrk> open it up and get a beer

#10007   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<teh_xero> Elderly man robs pharmacy for the fourth time. Makes off with full stock of Viagra once again <OrgnGrndr> talk about a "hardened criminal"

#10008   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mentar_Ex> Having a huge debate about the war on drugs. <Mentar Ex> What's your take on it? <@Galleta> You know, I'm really divided on that subject, because I love war, and I love drugs, and I just hate to see them go at eachother. It's like a chick fight, only with tons of blood and no flesh.

#10009   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<moira> while*(not tvomit) { dinrk} l // OMG I wronte a PROGMRA

#10010   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kouban> My friend had a dog that ate a sock once, and it came out hole x_x <Chimerasame> .. <Crimsonmonkey> which hole <Kouban> FUCKING TYPO DIE ME

#10011   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MiniMizer> god damn it <MiniMizer> my hands are freezing <MiniMizer> I think I should wank right now <MiniMizer> bbl

#10012   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

�protanos� Having sex is like being level 1. Sure, it's exciting playing a new class, but it doesn't really get fun until you _know_ how to play the character. �Siv� protanos, that is possibly the geekiest analogy i've ever had the displeasure of hearing

#10013   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Sjabby throws a keyboard at ZondrZout * Sjabby Quit <ZondrZout> I pressed ALT+F4 <Karyon> lol

#10014   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Prophecy> didnt know i was offering u a job <Buchwald> can you?  please?  mine sucks. <Prophecy> u can clean my toilets if u want <Prophecy> or polish my shoes <Prophecy> do u know how to spit shine <Prophecy> ? <Buchwald> spit shine?  well when i was younger, i made some movies that i'm not proud of... <Buchwald> oh.. wait... you meant shoes

#10015   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SA-MoP> damn. Its going to be a pain in the ass to find the movie "xxx" on kazaa when that comes out on dvd

#10016   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EvilJoven> the canadian navy has 2 submarines, the biggest mall in canada has 3 <EvilJoven> something is wrong with this country

#10017   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CorinTheCobb> omg i just opened a pic of a guy blowing himself while at work :( my boss is like right behind me!

#10018   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_xxpunkerz> dude what are you going to major in for college? <Likwidoxigen> I'm gonna be a CS major... Why? <_xxpunkerz> WOAH!!! Dude you can major in Counterstrike?

#10019   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pagan> have you ever sneezed while taking a shit? <pagan> explosive reaction, to say the least <goatgirl> you even been inside a woman when she sneezes? <goatgirl> major vagina clench <Juxta> yay for vagina clentch <goatgirl> i usually sneeze 5 times in a row <goatgirl> just think, 5 vaginal clenches is quick succession <pagan> im gonna throw ground peper in my wifes face tonight when im fucking her :D <goatgirl> hahahah

#10020   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shane_work> socks go before shoes, underwear goes before pants, condom goes before penis <shane_work> whahoo <nem0> ...i don't think you can put the penis on AFTER the condom, yo