#9796   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Udeth> i fucking HATE counterstrike-players <Udeth> i hope they all die. <Udeth> irl

#9797   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mazlem> was it on a gravestone? <cranky> I've always avoided sex after funerals <l0g1c> nah, it was in her room. <cranky> generally the bodies are too cold by then <TxcPoison> thats what microwaves are for <l0g1c> hah, beat me to it. <TxcPoison> wow <l0g1c> just warm the important part up.

#9798   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kobe> http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ :: for all ur sex0ring n33ds <TMBomber> ow wheres the search by crime? u don't even get to know what they are in for :P

#9799   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<czechreck> Well I bribed the misses to pick us up from the pub with a           bottle of southern comfort <czechreck> Apparently I made a boo-boo during drunken sex with her           tho <czechreck> I told her I'd 'had better'

#9800   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<czechreck> Hey.. I was totally shit faced, I could have impreagnated           my dog and not known untill I got an ugly litter

#9801   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<C4> I overclocked my mousepad. <tminos> thats nothing, I have my waterbed OC'ed, now I only have to sleep for two hours a night

#9802   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gusto> you're clearly an anal assassin, your gay insults just prove your desire for penis

#9803   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sh-> i can get myself banned, thank you very much <ohdiesel> sh-: just stick your hands in the olive tray <sh-> my idea involves indecent exposure and deli meat

#9804   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WildElf> i dunno notpad scripting too well <WildElf> java on the other hand i sorta understand..

#9805   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|TripleH|> church <|TripleH|> ya know <|TripleH|> that place with the giant T on the roof

#9806   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<flawed> if you go test drive a jaguar they should give you a free neon <flawed> as a gift

#9807   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@elver> well, some relatives came over on sunday, brought some peanut butter <@elver> and on that peanut butter, there's a label: "25% less fat than peanut butter" <@elver> and just under that there was "peanut butter" as the product type <@elver> so i've been puzzled for two days now - wtf is it? it cant be peanut butter and yet it claims to be and tastes as shitty as peanut butter <@elver> it's like one of those questions, "if a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around, will it make a sound" <@X-G> like, a koan? <@elver> i mean, i look at that label and i wonder - if this is peanut butter and it has 25% less fat than peanut butter then is it really peanut butter? <@elver> a koan? <@X-G> yah, koan. <@X-G> A puzzling, often paradoxical statement or story, used in Zen Buddhism as an aid to meditation and a means of gaining spiritual awakening. <@elver> so Buddha likes peanut butter then i guess <@elver> that peanut butter is my spiritual guide from now on

#9808   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bean-> penises are cute! <carmzz> they look like little darth vaders

#9809   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<energize> either we play ghost recon or i make a lame attempt to beat off.. realize i'm too loaded and end up passing out with my dick in my hand

#9810   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(pantherqs) isnt there some gradeschool playground you should be stalking or something? <Gusto> oh buddy <Gusto> there are TWO, count em, TWO grade schools right beside my apartment <Gusto> little jewish preschoolers running around <Gusto> one day i'm going to snap a load on one of their beanies

#9811   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hoedje> how can I see witch hda I can mount? <ymir> You don't mount witches. <ymir> Because, I don't think they'll appreciate it.

#9812   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(panthernt) but theres this big black-ish cloud in detroit's general direction <energize> that's just niggers reflecting into the sky

#9813   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(energize) wanna blow me? (Wickey) wanna earn my trust back?? (energize) can i do both at the same time?

#9814   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gusty> being black would be cool <Gusty> you could have your own neighbourhood <Gusty> where the cops are afraid to go

#9815   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pantherqs> i wonder what masturbation in the dark under strobe light with fluorescent paint on your penis and a black light would look like...

#9816   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<beretta> i just sneezed and smashed my face into my knee! <beretta> boy is my face red <mischief> embarassing :P <beretta> no, blood.

#9817   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|TripleH|> i prefer my ladies dead, and just before rigamortis sets in

#9818   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pantherqs> all this freaky shadow government shit they got setup now <_Tonto> yeah, they can run it from AF1 <_Tonto> kind of like PC Anywhere <_Tonto> except <_Tonto> it's Congress anywhere

#9819   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(+Ruskins) AeroBob doenst like star wars, so hes clearly a BIG FAG (+Normandy) I think he was referring to your sexual orientation actually (+Kazimierz) I thought he meant he was a giant cigarette

#9820   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(+Kazimierz) Groundhog Day is on TV so much it's as if the film's really happening