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#9771   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tibor-> grr. . .I don't have adobe, though, and I don't know what the hell "vector" is, nor does it outline the process of "converting" it :( <Darth-Phenom> Tib, by Adobe do you mean Photoshop? <Tibor-> Yea, probably, Phen. It just says Adobe Illustrator and such


#9772   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nirosys> whoever decided it'd be a good idea to rar an iso up, then throw it in a tar... then gzip it... <nirosys> should be shot..


#9773   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<World_Corrupt> I once knew this guy who was 45 and we were good friends. and i was 11 then <ascian> you didn't meet him in a bathroom, did you?


#9774   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Grumman> man, tough week for my fantasy hockey team <JustNoodle> any luck with your fantasy sex life?


#9775   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+The_Steel> I scored a 96% on the procrastination test <+The_Steel> I'm not suprised <+emul8or_> i put off the procrastination test till tomorrow


#9776   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MistaED|CrazyTaxi> ARGHH <MistaED|CrazyTaxi> Crazy_Taxi.Deviance.ShareReactor.bin.exe, it doesn't bloody work <[whee]Kris|bah> .......you don't run the file, ed


#9777   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Sep mst find a working free ISP for gods sack <BlazeHedgehogAdvance> God's Sack? Isn't that.. <BlazeHedgehogAdvance> Sack-religious?


#9778   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlazeHedgehog> Cripes. ANYTHING is innuendo nowadays <BlazeHedgehog> "I had a glass of milk." "WHOA GOOD JOB, HOW WAS SHE?" <BlazeHedgehog> "No. I mean, I poured milk into a glass and drank it." "You sure did!"


#9779   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wheeze> "yo baby...we all urinate...wanna do it?" <BIGmog|site> wanna urinate?!  that's your pick up line? <BIGmog|site> you need to put something in between then <BIGmog|site> otherwise you're gonna get pee'd on


#9780   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Ugly_Stick is now known as Bueghty_Stick *** Bueghty_Stick is now known as Buehty_Stick *** Buehty_Stick is now known as Buhty_Stick *** Buhty_Stick is now known as Beuhty_Stick *** Beuhty_Stick is now known as Beugty_Stick <Beugty_Stick> how the hell do you spell beughty!


#9781   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Scott> i dunno, Bill Gates porn would get sooo many hits <Scott> they'd wanna see how micro and soft he really is


#9782   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

ComNerd1: would you have sex with anybody? Auto response from KarpenkoSoup: No women, no kids ComNerd1: oh, ok KarpenkoSoup: Yeah, those are the rules.


#9783   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Killrbyte> I hate faggots.  They stole our word. <Killrbyte> Gay used to mean you were happy.  Now it means you have a sore ass.


#9784   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kmad> ppl should stop using worn-out cliches because they're not funny anymore <}}T-DuB--> is that your final answer?


#9785   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guest17888> its me Where can i mk trilogy doiwnload??? <Garret> http://www.firstgov.gov/fgsearch/index.jsp?          dom0=www.fbi.gov&mw0=warez+sodomy+porn+microsoft+illegal+          MORTAL+KOMBAT+TRILOGY+DOWNLOAD+FREE&rn=218&in0=domain&          parsed=true&Submit=Go&domain=fbi.gov <Garret> Just go here. <Guest17888> garret its true or false <Garret> It's true. <Garret> I'm getting it at 400KB/s! <Guest17888> garret its not true <Garret> You clicked the link? <Guest17888> yes garret and..... <Garret> You do realize you just searched fbi.gov for warez, porn, sodomy, illegal, microsoft, and mortal kombat right? <Guest17888> fuck ya all * Quits: Guest17888 ([email protected]=) (QUIT: User exited)


#9786   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlBo^StUd> eyyyyyy <AlBo^StUd> i have a virus i fink <AlBo^StUd> like wen im on the net <AlBo^StUd> my mouse goes nuts <AlBo^StUd> n cliks everywere <AlBo^StUd> n wen i move it it makes it worse <AlBo^StUd> d only way i kan get it off is by d/c my mouse n reconecting it <My`Albanian`Ass> u running windows 98?


#9787   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(&) rak ([email protected]) is trying to send you Gayness.exe(20 kb) on port 3283.


#9788   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Anaconda doesnt feel to well :\ < josie> whyyyy? <@Anaconda> stomach virus going around down here atm <@Anaconda> think if got it <@Anaconda> was painting the toilet bowl last night.. if u get what I mean


#9789   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cin> i have friends in my bum <cin> My mum says they're worms <cin> But I know better


#9790   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|MonK|> I have a 16X dvd rom drive,  so why dose it still take an hour and  a half to watch a whole DVD?


#9791   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_Godless_> what can say to the ex that killed a part of you that you'll never get back ... with out souding bitter?


#9792   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<flook> bugger, I accidentally printed a page of all black and now I have no ink left :-/ <Steve_Cajun> flook> practising your goth poetry then? :)


#9793   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kobe> I just got an sms before.... " This message cost 22 cents. This could feed a muslim boy in afganistan for a whole day. Send this to 7 of your friends and starve the c**t for a week "


#9794   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<-- Matias has quit (Exit: Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs)


#9795   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SLURPee> i remember in yr 9 i questioned something <SLURPee> ohh about genesis and the order in which it occured <SLURPee> her response was <SLURPee> 'as catholics we don't question. we just accept'


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