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#9771 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Tibor-> grr. . .I don't have adobe, though, and I don't know what the hell "vector" is, nor does it outline the process of "converting" it :( <Darth-Phenom> Tib, by Adobe do you mean Photoshop? <Tibor-> Yea, probably, Phen. It just says Adobe Illustrator and such #9772 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <nirosys> whoever decided it'd be a good idea to rar an iso up, then throw it in a tar... then gzip it... <nirosys> should be shot.. #9773 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <World_Corrupt> I once knew this guy who was 45 and we were good friends. and i was 11 then <ascian> you didn't meet him in a bathroom, did you? #9774 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Grumman> man, tough week for my fantasy hockey team <JustNoodle> any luck with your fantasy sex life? #9775 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <+The_Steel> I scored a 96% on the procrastination test <+The_Steel> I'm not suprised <+emul8or_> i put off the procrastination test till tomorrow #9776 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <MistaED|CrazyTaxi> ARGHH <MistaED|CrazyTaxi> Crazy_Taxi.Deviance.ShareReactor.bin.exe, it doesn't bloody work <[whee]Kris|bah> .......you don't run the file, ed #9777 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * Sep mst find a working free ISP for gods sack <BlazeHedgehogAdvance> God's Sack? Isn't that.. <BlazeHedgehogAdvance> Sack-religious? #9778 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <BlazeHedgehog> Cripes. ANYTHING is innuendo nowadays <BlazeHedgehog> "I had a glass of milk." "WHOA GOOD JOB, HOW WAS SHE?" <BlazeHedgehog> "No. I mean, I poured milk into a glass and drank it." "You sure did!" #9779 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Wheeze> "yo baby...we all urinate...wanna do it?" <BIGmog|site> wanna urinate?! that's your pick up line? <BIGmog|site> you need to put something in between then <BIGmog|site> otherwise you're gonna get pee'd on #9780 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 *** Ugly_Stick is now known as Bueghty_Stick *** Bueghty_Stick is now known as Buehty_Stick *** Buehty_Stick is now known as Buhty_Stick *** Buhty_Stick is now known as Beuhty_Stick *** Beuhty_Stick is now known as Beugty_Stick <Beugty_Stick> how the hell do you spell beughty! #9781 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Scott> i dunno, Bill Gates porn would get sooo many hits <Scott> they'd wanna see how micro and soft he really is #9782 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 ComNerd1: would you have sex with anybody? Auto response from KarpenkoSoup: No women, no kids ComNerd1: oh, ok KarpenkoSoup: Yeah, those are the rules. #9783 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Killrbyte> I hate faggots. They stole our word. <Killrbyte> Gay used to mean you were happy. Now it means you have a sore ass. #9784 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <kmad> ppl should stop using worn-out cliches because they're not funny anymore <}}T-DuB--> is that your final answer? #9785 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Guest17888> its me Where can i mk trilogy doiwnload??? <Garret> http://www.firstgov.gov/fgsearch/index.jsp?      dom0=www.fbi.gov&mw0=warez+sodomy+porn+microsoft+illegal+      MORTAL+KOMBAT+TRILOGY+DOWNLOAD+FREE&rn=218&in0=domain&      parsed=true&Submit=Go&domain=fbi.gov <Garret> Just go here. <Guest17888> garret its true or false <Garret> It's true. <Garret> I'm getting it at 400KB/s! <Guest17888> garret its not true <Garret> You clicked the link? <Guest17888> yes garret and..... <Garret> You do realize you just searched fbi.gov for warez, porn, sodomy, illegal, microsoft, and mortal kombat right? <Guest17888> fuck ya all * Quits: Guest17888 ([email protected]=) (QUIT: User exited) #9786 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <AlBo^StUd> eyyyyyy <AlBo^StUd> i have a virus i fink <AlBo^StUd> like wen im on the net <AlBo^StUd> my mouse goes nuts <AlBo^StUd> n cliks everywere <AlBo^StUd> n wen i move it it makes it worse <AlBo^StUd> d only way i kan get it off is by d/c my mouse n reconecting it <My`Albanian`Ass> u running windows 98? #9787 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 (&) rak ([email protected]) is trying to send you Gayness.exe(20 kb) on port 3283. #9788 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 * Anaconda doesnt feel to well :\ < josie> whyyyy? <@Anaconda> stomach virus going around down here atm <@Anaconda> think if got it <@Anaconda> was painting the toilet bowl last night.. if u get what I mean #9789 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <cin> i have friends in my bum <cin> My mum says they're worms <cin> But I know better #9790 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <|MonK|> I have a 16X dvd rom drive, so why dose it still take an hour and a half to watch a whole DVD? #9791 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <_Godless_> what can say to the ex that killed a part of you that you'll never get back ... with out souding bitter? #9792 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <flook> bugger, I accidentally printed a page of all black and now I have no ink left :-/ <Steve_Cajun> flook> practising your goth poetry then? :) #9793 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Kobe> I just got an sms before.... " This message cost 22 cents. This could feed a muslim boy in afganistan for a whole day. Send this to 7 of your friends and starve the c**t for a week " #9794 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <-- Matias has quit (Exit: Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs) #9795 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <SLURPee> i remember in yr 9 i questioned something <SLURPee> ohh about genesis and the order in which it occured <SLURPee> her response was <SLURPee> 'as catholics we don't question. we just accept' |
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