#9821   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<datacide> well <datacide> and always remember the old saying... <datacide> no cock is as hard as life <Rjx> I've never heard that one <debutante> uh <debutante> me either <debutante> FREAK <Rjx> I think that should have been the line in Forrest Gump

#9822   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Swedishfish> he encodes to .rm <Swedishfish> he cant say shit about divx encoded eps being shitty <neclimdul> that's not even encoding <EddyB43> RM is destruction. <EddyB43> I might as well fire up BMP and draw crappy pictures of a show while it airs.

#9823   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spooky42> omg i just stabbed myself in the face with a corncob holder thing <Funky_> hahahahahahah <Funky_> is it bad? <Spooky42> its bleeding a little.. <Funky_> :( <Spooky42> i got butter on it too :( <Funky_> ok... <Funky_> so... WHY did you stab yourself in the face with a corncob holder thing? <Spooky42> im not sure quite how it happened :( <Funky_> wtf <Funky_> you don't know how you stabbed yourself in the face? <Spooky42> i was eating corn. and it slid out of the corncob and i went to slide it in real quick and it didnt line up with the previous holes and it slid off into my cheek <Funky_> HAHAHAHAH <Spooky42> it hurts! <Funky_> sorry <Funky_> It's just too funny <Spooky42> i dropped my corn too!

#9824   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<qrg> i dont want to commercialize my orgasms

#9825   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_molly_> i only shower when i A: smell, or B: fall into the mudd <melf> Does B happen a lot ?

#9826   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Duker900> I wonder if quasar dreams in C++ <Duker900> quasar would like try to have a wet dream <Duker900> and he'd get compile errors <Duker900> "ERROR: func_erection is undefined"

#9827   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ateteen> somery: I'm a professional Common Lisp developer and faraday-cage technician. <sklib> if you mention common lisp again <sklib> I will fucking put a knife up your butt <sklib> and carve myself a hamburger

#9828   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Molson> Yeah...Good idea <Jouka> Hell bitch the wieght would drop like hell <Molson> I see it now:   Ultra-Diet, lose over 50 pounds in a month <Molson> Course no where on the bottle tell them they are ingesting tape worm eggs. <Jouka> Bwahahaha <Cindy728> um.....ew....

#9829   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Buck> Light travels faster then sound, thats why people seem bright until you hear them...

#9830   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Baker> Can't sleep properly now... was bad rolling over and the missus wasn't there :( <Vindictive> I wouldn't be able to sleep if someone WAS there to roll on :P <Baker> Na - its an amazing feeling - rolling over half asleep and getting a cuddle... <Vindictive> lol, don't know it :P <Vindictive> Does a cat count?

#9831   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Torben): a friend of mine drank a glass of vomit for another small frat, although he could have said no to that (Torben): he got 90 euros for it but i would still never do that (Alomar): didnt he drink a glass of piss, threw that up and someone else drank that piss-vomit? (Torben): err another friend drank the piss first (bananana): what the fuck is wrong with people? (Biggdogg): yea, id tell them to shove that up their frathappy asses, heh (Torben): i'm now confusing things, the piss-drinker got the 90 euros, the other one got nothing ([TE]Plantman): lol (Torben): but still (Biggdogg): piss drinker. something to be proud of, heh (Torben): :p ([TE]Plantman): which is worse? Doing something like that for free, or doing it for money? In one you're sort of a prostitute...in the other you're just stupid :p (bananana): you can fuck a thousand men and noone will say a thing.. but drink piss once and you're branded as a piss-drinker for life

#9832   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

� [BD]NDI is away: Curling out nice long strands of Shite �� nick: ([BD]NDI) is now known as ([BD]NDI|Shoite) (Dunceor) spam

#9833   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(sean) OMFG (sean) dominos came (sean) and when dominos comes (sean) sean cums (BigRo2k2) ok, and what? (BigRo2k2) ok buddy (BigRo2k2) you are a little too excited for shitty pizza man

#9834   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<RndmLeon> Well as I'm on this network all the time I suppose I might as well camp here as well * RndmLeon prods Asimov <Ankheg> good kid. stand by for assimilation *** Ankheg sets mode: +o RndmLeon <Ankheg> assimilation complete <RndmLeon> Argh, No ple.... Drone ready

#9835   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hunam> waggy: damn, how old is she, 1? <waggy> Hunam: no she is like 9 now. but i think she is haveing surgery to fix it soon

#9836   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<soapZOMBIE> when you go to college, you'll be the "old guy" in class <soapZOMBIE> everyone will say "what the hell is that old guy doing here at college?" <demizius> better than the bald guy right? <soapZOMBIE> i wear hats

#9837   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<soap> people with crooked pensis are innately gay because they fit in asses better

#9838   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wynn> Hey, my face is my fortune.. and that's why I'm broke.

#9839   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[00:49:53] * Wynn is now known as Wynn|ZzzZ [00:50:14] * Gothmog is now known as Goth|aslp <Goth|aslp> nightall <Wynn|ZzzZ> geez.. don't make it too obvious.. <Wynn|ZzzZ> at least wait 5 mins, dammnit. <Goth|aslp> i cant. i want you i need you oh baby oh baby <Wynn|ZzzZ> you *wish* you were Julia Stiles. <Wynn|ZzzZ> heck, *I* wish you were Julia Stiles. <Goth|aslp> lol

#9840   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<stonr> woulda been fun <stonr> if i wasn't getting raped constantly

#9841   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_Tenchi_> i also start feeling old when i see all these new fangled colors in            M&Ms and Lucky Charms <Vulpyne> Didn't they only used to be like brown and yellow? <_Tenchi_> yeah <_Tenchi_> these days i cant tellw hether im eating M&Ms or skittles <rs> tenchi:  mix 'em together and you've got S&Ms

#9842   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mojo> FF games never appealed to me <Mojo> i feel unique and smart <Mojo> and less nerdy <Mojo> wait i never was nerdy <Mojo> YEA <Threeboy> hey, NEWS FLASH YOU'RE ON GODDAMN IRC!

#9843   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TonyD> wtf is wrong with ztnet? <Pr3ttyF1y> tonyd: blame lev <TonyD> i already did, it didn't help

#9844   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PureNRG> Is it ok if a parent forks a few children then dies, leaving the children to finish what they have to do then die themselves later ? or should the parent stay doing nothing and reap the kids ? <boog2> It's tragic if children die before their parents.

#9845   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* osmaker wonders if u have a broken software CD and email it back to the 'publisher', if they will replace it for free. <Gnimsh> Publisher=MS? <osmaker> sure <osmaker> any publisher <Gnimsh> How do you email them a cd? <osmaker> dunno for sure