#9746   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<crum> 1-800-We Are 18 <crum> good number <crum> they were lucky <nem0> yeah, good thing it wasn't We-Are-12 <crum> lol <bryne> i'm sure that's taken, too

#9747   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<decifer> you should've seen the chicks clawing each other at the beach to get to me when they heard about my 231day uptime

#9748   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Rangsk: I'm watching a movie and I hit some key by accident... dunno which Mmytacism: haha Rangsk: and all the sudden something seems... not right Rangsk: after about a minute I realize that the sound is going 2x as fast but the video is still going 1x Mmytacism: hahahahaha Rangsk: and I'm like... wtf... why would someone program that as a FEATURE?

#9749   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@chucky> . <= a map of the world zoomed out alot <@Diesi|> ha-ha

#9750   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ryda> earlier, i was lookin up doom 3 stuff <ryda> and i clicked on this doom 3 screenshot link <ryda> and it redirected to a pornsite <ryda> and then my mum comes up to me and offers me a pringle <ryda> and im just like sheeet <milenko> ahhahaha <milenko what did she say? <ryda> i couldnt get it off the screen <ryda> she pretended not to noticed <ryda> alt f4 wasnt workin lol <ryda> thing is, it looked really really gross <milenko> what was it, cumshot? <ryda> im not sure <ryda> but i think it could have been tranny <milenko> dude, YOUR FUCKED

#9751   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<w|zzy> had to help sister in the shower <w|zzy> fuck <w|zzy> as in she couldn't get it hot enouguh

#9752   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Diablo-D3> RichiH: only you would have a chainsaw strapon. <RichiH> yeah, this completely redefines "treehugger"

#9753   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kai-jin> violence is always an answer <Aan|trigu> ah..no <Aan|trigu> :P <Kai-jin> yes it is..it may not the *the* answer...but it is always *an* answer <Aan|trigu> well so is bestiality

#9754   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(+_Penguin) ican typw qirh my wywa ckoswd

#9755   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<flawed> they got a weight loss patch now <flawed> if you're a sexually active fat chick who also smokes, you could be wearing three patches.. one for weight loss, one for birth control and one for quitting smoking <NuFrost> patent the multipatch(tm)

#9756   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FeSTeR> oh ya great job pullin out of the parking lot today..lol almost hit a woman <GABAR> dude if i was any good at pulling out, you wouldnt be alive

#9757   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Eticam> omg <Eticam> there's a hole in my pants, right at my asshole <Eticam> how the hell did that get there? :/

#9758   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

�+ aisu_kurimu � damn right �+ aisu_kurimu � wait i think i messed up my ghetto lang �+ aisu_kurimu � damn straight* �+ aisu_kurimu � ughhhh 17 years in the ghetto, you'd think i'd pick up something �@Xellos-san� yeah, herpes

#9759   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guyp> like a week ago this indian <Guyp> interviewed my english teacher <Guyp> and he didnt know english <Guyp> so he said <Guyp> excuse me, my english bad, because class is boring and when teacher are teaching i smoke out class <Guyp> it was so funny <Guyp> ;[

#9760   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Angelz> cya bskfdhdt <Hoopy> can I buy a vowel? :/

#9761   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gbp> er det noen som har Silence Of The Lambs <dortch> i have silence of the lambs <dortch> but i dont know what the fuck you just said

#9762   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ef~ian_> I saw a hot chick working at Radio Shack once.  I think it was a mistake.

#9763   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<crushdmb> blah <crushdmb> I HATE EXES * crushdmb kills all exes <vap0r> hahaah <vap0r> why? <crushdmb> 'cuz my ex is an asshole <vap0r> i thought you meant .exe

#9764   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Admiral_Justin shoves vex into /dev/null * Vex Quit (Connection reset by peer)

#9765   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* DocHopper is now known as DocRestarting <DocRestarting> brb * DocRestarting has quit IRC (Quit: ) <Sean> that was so pointless

#9766   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<generic> but ive decided to switch this lappy to mandrake instead of linux

#9767   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<miv>   http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm <miv>   final meals of people who are on death row <miv>   "Justice, Equality, World Peace" <miv>   what kind of request is that <miv>   U CANT EAT THAT! moron <miv>   if it was me i would have asked for a 6 year old japanese girl <miv>   i'd eat her out

#9768   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<stern_7> on CNN, story number 1: North Korea has a nuke. <stern_7> story number 2: Does standing on your head cure hiccuphs? <stern_7> This is what happens when AOL is allowed to own the news.

#9769   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<magusXXX> I think it's funny that roxio wants to buy napster. <magusXXX> "You steal it, we'll burn it!"

#9770   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fahd> stop making fun of my religion.  islam isn't funyn, it's serious <fahd> now shutup, i have to study for calculus <Hat> Fahd, is Allah good at calculus? <fahd> >:( <Hat> Yeah, I guess not.  He's only good at bomb mak.... I mean chemistry.