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#9721   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<freestyle> whats rhe best site 4 soccer transfers??? <|-|00PsTa> www.metco.com <freestyle> metco? <|-|00PsTa> freestyle: movements euro transfers co operation <freestyle> thanks! <freestyle> DR. BROSS PROFESSIONAL COMPLETE <freestyle> PENIS ENLARGEMENT SYSTEM <freestyle> FUCK YOU U GAY FREAK!


#9722   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mhardyx> temporarily <mhardyx> left one is either going to be shortened or removed <mhardyx> and the right one is coming off so they can take the screw out <[Bardell]> IS HE TALKING ABOUT HIS BALLS!?!?!


#9723   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<b-ho> asian teen with cam here willing to show in netmeeting for all-male porn download in real player format


#9724   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ErinJane78> I wouldn't ever piss in a men's room... have you SEEN them? <Blaxthos> yea... I usually try to contribute to the vileness <Blaxthos> i remember in middle school, at the gym <Blaxthos> i got in the habit of going into the men's room and pissing on the toilet paper <Blaxthos> after a few rounds the P.E. coaches put the men's room on 24 hr lockdown <Blaxthos> so i took to pissing in P.E. lockers during classes <Blaxthos> they tried like hell to catch me, but i was too slick <Blaxthos> so they finally got tired of it and re-opened the men's room <Blaxthos> so i could return to pissin on the paper towels/asswipe


#9725   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<darknation> wtf <darknation> someone has been searching for dildos on amazon.com with my username


#9726   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Para> OH BOY! <Para> i just won a free disney world vacation <Para> all I need to do is pay $99 per person, and buy the plane tickets <Para> wow, what a deal <Para> damn telemarketers


#9727   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GailEn> Cool...finally found a donut i lost 2 months ago..fell behind my tower <HotCarl> i think that clearly violates the 5 second rule


#9728   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

equate976: omg equate976: never equate976: ever equate976: no matter what equate976: ever equate976: use the soap and washcloth method equate976: it feels like i jus beat it with some fiberglass insulation


#9729   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jugsy> I've gotta read the "bible" in exchange for intraweb time


#9730   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<haz3l> Anyone in here interested in working on a mod? It features advanced gameplay with vehicles as well <toad-> haz3l, yes <toad-> and by yes I meant get the fuck out <haz3l> toad <haz3l> pm


#9731   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Maxamillion> Im taking this computer class, and it's filled with people like me <Maxamillion> hardcore gamers <Maxamillion> and the teacher asked us to name a type of weapon <Maxamillion> so my friend said "BFG 9000" <Maxamillion> and everyone got the joke <Maxamillion> even the teacher <Yemen> omg... nerds <Maxamillion> i love that class <Yemen> :D


#9732   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<GBD> I like you, I like you a lot. <Judge> dude, we have never meant, how can you like me? <GBD> I don't know.  I just have no real friends, so I thought maybe you and I could be friends.


#9733   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chop> My phone was vibrating on the kitchen table <chop> my and my bro are sitting watching TV <chop> we think someone is trying to drill their way through a window <chop> We were running everywhere <chop> I then have the brains to hit the panic buttons <chop> christ <chop> alarm people <chop> jesus <chop> then I see "1 Missed Call"


#9734   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@netnomad> Why do we as human beings listen to depressing music when we're already depressed. <Spock> Misery loves company? <@netnomad> No, that's the explanation for why I'm on IRC.


#9735   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JPMorgan> sup chris <XulChris> just lovin' my awesome redhat8 os <dann> what do you usually do under linux? <XulChris> idle on irc


#9736   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sparky-Steve> UK = 60 million <jpp> I thought it was 85mill or so <jpp> have any plagues recently?


#9737   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Messiah> one day they'll go on about how many cancer killed during whatever time period <Messiah> like we do about the bubonic plague <Messiah> those bastards. <RingLass> yeah <Messiah> i propose we kill all the children <Messiah> so that never happens <RingLass> ... <RingLass> that's a bit like causing the sun to implode because you're prone to sunburns


#9738   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Strimkind> I find programming too picky and precise for me <gauze_> stupid computers doing what you tell them to :/


#9739   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* phx^mod looks at isolan thermal management tray <phx^mod> this looks like some serious cooling potential ;) [some time later] <phx^mod> ow <phx^mod> its got serious finger removal potential too :/


#9740   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Fung-Ji> @find works? *** odin sets mode: +b *!*@pc-14.public.uwindsor.ca *** Fung-Ji was kicked by odin ("@find" is not allowed in this channel (24 hour ban))


#9741   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Aboo * we have enough youth, how about a fountain of 'smart'


#9742   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

�Kenty� I got a chick customer's number today. :) I'm so proud of myself! �fiend`� Saying "Ma'am, I need your home telephone number for acount verification." is not something to be proud of


#9743   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

TaXxXi: Umm...someone in our apartment complex wrote "U Suck Dick" in gold spraypaint on someone's brand new PT Cruiser. weird_aunt_martha: yeah PT cruisers are THAT ugly TaXxXi: I feel bad because I kinda laughed.


#9744   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

�@rewobo� how do i reset my bios memory? �@sh0ck_SMU� pull the bios chip! �@sh0ck_SMU� then put it back in �@sh0ck_SMU� while the computer is running �@sh0ck_SMU� you have to time it right though!! �@sh0ck_SMU� or else you'll fry something �@rewobo� blah! �@rewobo� i just bend one of those bios chip! �@rewobo� legs �@buzz� rofl!!! �@sh0ck_SMU� HAHAHAHAHH �@rewobo� what's wrong wit pulling the bios chip? �@buzz� YOU DONT PULL OUT BIOS CHIPS �@buzz� THEY STAY ON THE MOBO FOR LIFE!@ �@rewobo� oopz! �@rewobo� no wonder it's so fuken tight!


#9745   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@PSU-Kaikou> <MP3> Unknown Artist - Give it a reach around <MP3> <@PSU-Kaikou> oh FUCK <@PSU-Kaikou> er...disregard that.. <+WSBN-DwarfVader> wtf <+WSBN-DwarfVader> what kind of HOMO music you listening too???


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