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<_ry0suke_> CRANK DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING <VgameT> I'VE BEEN NOTICING THAT RECENTLY <craNKGod> RYO I KNOW A LOT OF STUFF <craNKGod> GO AHEAD <craNKGod> ASK ME <VgameT> CRANKGOD WHAT'S THE LAST DIGIT OF THE IP REPRESENTATION OF A /28 NETMASK <VgameT> IN DECIMAL <nondescript> DASH OFF TO GOOGLE, BEFORE ANYONE GETS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW! <craNKGod> 0 <VgameT> AS YOU CAN SEE <VgameT> CRANK ONLY KNOWS TOTALLY USELESS SHIT <craNKGod> WHAT'S GOOGLE

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::: Join: (unixuser00) ([email protected])

#9598   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<e3^Tony-M-LD> how do u get pics from your digital camera to your cpu - i plugged the cord into the usb now what? pm me <UsTeD> you sound like a macintosh switchover commercial :/

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* Joins: Thogart ([email protected]) <Thogart> Tampa is the lightning capital of the world.. <Thogart> and its storming.. <Apsy|Laundry> And you think its smart to be online Thogart? <Thogart> Well... yea. <Thogart> I mean, my house has been hit twice before so whats the chance of it happening 3 times... <Cuda> Thogart, quite good :p *** Quits: Thogart (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

#9600   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ManMower> tcp/ip has been around forever <ManMower> since before computers <ManMower> mailmen used tcp/ip to deliver packages

#9601   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ManMower> I need like $800 <ManMower> to have 4 twisted peices of pain pulled out of my pussing mouth. <g33k> ManMower: whoa. you going to an extra-value dentist? <ManMower> g33k: what, it costs more than that? <g33k> I paid $400, and that was only 20% <g33k> so, $2000 <ManMower> $2000? I can get D cup tits and a 16" dick for $2000!

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<hash---> back everything up on 45rpm vinyl <ManMower> hash---: I have 80 lbs of porn on vinyl in my closet <xbane> manmower: i have 130lbs of porn in my closet <xbane> (dead hooker)

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<Smir> you've read that file about electronic stimulation of the penis? <ManMower> uh no <Smir> I'm sure you did <ManMower> if I read a file about electronic stimulation of the penis, I            would likely remember it <ManMower> and possibly be in the hospital

#9604   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<xcham> I'm going to move to the middle east and start a gentleman's club <xcham> and call it "the Gaza Strip"

#9605   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rune> my car blew up when half a dozen of diaz's friggin cronies rammed their cars into mine <+Shadow> lol <+Shadow> heh I hate it when someone cuts you off in a motorcycle and bumps you into a cop <+Shadow> and then you try to run away but you can't get on the bike with the cop near <+Shadow> so you have to kill the cop <+Shadow> then you have two stars for no real reason <Rune> I hate it when taxis make sharp turns when you're going high speed on a motorcycle <Jamie_M> for a second there <Jamie_M> i thought "wait shadow owns a motorcycle" <Jamie_M> but then i realized nobody in here EVER talks about real life.

#9606   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<crikket> spyware is stuff that looks at where you go on the net and tells some market research group <strangefour> hmm, market research now know I go to japanese websites that have scantily clad drawings of green haired women with glasses <crikket> next year that's what'll be advertizing pepsi <crikket> thanks alot s4

#9607   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shirley> it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting ready to get in the shower <Shirley> and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop <Shirley> and threw it at her <Shirley> and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!"

#9608   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sonson> (picture address)  ......scary part? this was last year.... my hair grows REALLY fast O_o <Sonson> and I have fecal hair <Ronald_MacK> Fecal hair? <Ronald_MacK> What the hell have you been eating? <TRB115> Uh... <DecadentTeatime> Food? <Sonson> Fecial hair ^^ <Airi> FACIAL.

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<Spooky42> JESUS H CHRIST <Spooky42> my dad sounds like hes giving head everytime he eats a popsicle <Spooky42> its fucking gross

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<TheCross> anybody up for a bible triva game ? <Angel1289> I'll play trivia. <JeremiahSmith> "What was Jesus' middle name?" <Noah> Fucking. <Consul> H <Noah> Right? Jesus Fucking Christ? <TheCross> gtg <TheCross> later *** TheCross ([email protected]) has left #bar

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<amoeba> there's a certain satisfying irony in downloading a copy of the LAME sourcecode to rip movies with from Time Warner Telecom's sourceforge mirror

#9612   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Yellow_Submarine> Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children <a_passerby> lol <DrBoris> lol

#9613   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kurtis> I love electronics, always have been a tinkerer of such things <kurtis> it all started when I was 7, and wired a train set directly to a wal socket...and shot the train through my bedroom wall <kurtis> suddenly I understood the difference from AC to DC heh

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<+Albator73> how I turn off away mode ? <@eDRoaCH-nothere> albator- you type /quit away *** Albator73 ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: away -=SysReset 2.51=-)

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<Teakk> shhh <Teakk> dont everybody talk at once <LiamDevln> You forget that we're on Idler Relay Chat... <Teakk> Oh yeah... <LiamDevln> If you goto AOL the people talk more, but say less

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<Ben> I was talking to someone I know in English class today about my plans to Linuxize my old PowerMac, he asked "what kind?" I said "Debian or SuSE", he replies, "Who are Debbie and Susie?"

#9617   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lothodrus> time for the sleeping <Lothodrus> night *** Lothodrus has left #rpgfan <Flik> I ought to join him <Flik> Well...not literally join him...but join him in thought <Flik> Not that I would be thinking about sleeping with him, though... <Flik> ... * Flik sobs quietly

#9618   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<opiate> i think i just got a new personal best for solitaire <opiate> 10109 points, in 74 seconds. <chewy-> sound like you live an incredibily interesting life <opiate> its not that im bored, i actually like solitaire

#9619   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<xjeff> its better that u dont * Orca hands xjeff a strange grammatical device...called...an APOSTROPHE! <xjeff> ,,,,,,,,,,,, <Orca> Pardner, that's known as a "comma" in this here parts. <xjeff> excuse me for not having extreme intellagence <Orca> Sorry, I guess I just expect at least basic grammatical skills out of people.

#9620   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* xjeff does not read books(he thanks there a waist of time)