#9607   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Shirley> it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting ready to get in the shower <Shirley> and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop <Shirley> and threw it at her <Shirley> and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!"