#9621   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fuckhead> have you ever cut a hole in a teddy bear and fucked it? <@Neo> ... <Fuckhead> i have <%jdp> congrats <%jdp> did u cum dood? <Fuckhead> thank you <Fuckhead> i wasnt old enough to cum <Fuckhead> i didnt have any pubs <%jdp> oic <%jdp> so i bet the bear didnt like it much :'( <Fuckhead> or however u spell it <%TreeHugger> sek-c <Fuckhead> i think it enjoyed it <Fuckhead> because it was smiling the whole time

#9622   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Summoner> UNIX IS user friendly, it's just very choosy about who it calls a friend.

#9623   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<%Cyber_Akuma> damnit, aol is being gay <@eDRoaCH-nothere> isnt that like a synonym?

#9624   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cat`Bored> Would you say it's foolish to make licking one's elbow a life goal? <Tumbleweed> you've been trying to do for the last ten minutes, haven't you? <Despot> ... <Despot> don't answer that. <Despot> please. <Cat`Bored> I'm making progress.

#9625   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<qrg> how do they deal with dice rolling <cmplx> you need vr dice. they're usb. <cmplx> then you put on these special glvoes <cmplx> and roll them acrtoss a vr desk. <cmplx> no, ass, you click a button and the dice are rolled for you <qrg> i meant the randomization <qrg> of the dice being rolled <orion> i've never heard of a computer spitting out a random number <orion> or a random quote <orion> never. <nyisles> qrg: cat /dev/urandom <orion> thus, random numbers from dice == impossible <orion> it's not like computers generate photorealistic motion pictures <orion> or perform millions and billions and trillions of intense calculations per second <orion> i seriously doubt they could simulate die being rolled <orion> i mean jesus, they control the stockmarket and most modern finance, big business, corporations <orion> but as far as picking two random numbers from 1 to 6 <orion> it's fucking unfathomable. <cmplx> until computers can acccurately model the behavior of a giant glob of cum entering the earth's atmosphere, computer science has failed.

#9626   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PARAD0X> what if I dont have 8 mb ram, or am not capable of 16 colors on the graphics card. <Xalnop> if you don't have 8 mb of ram, you can't be connected to the internet... it's a rule

#9627   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Joins: Deja-Vu ([email protected]) * GBL|InfamousGadget hits Deja-Vu with a brick <GBL|InfamousGadget> sorry,  i feel bad for you <GBL|InfamousGadget> just saw aol and felt a need for a old school brickin' * Parts: Deja-Vu ([email protected]) <GBL|InfamousGadget> =( <GBL|InfamousGadget> I scared him away <GBL|InfamousGadget> oh well,   iq++;

#9628   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spazz> Those crazy Japanese folk! <@rtil> O_O <@rtil> Whats goin on dude <Spazz> Anti-cigarette protesters made a cig out of plastic and balloons. <Spazz> Like 50 feet long. <@rtil> WTF <@rtil> XD <Spazz> And they were gonna cut it with a katana. <Spazz> But the balloons were filled with hellium.  x) <Spazz> The explosion burned off eyebrows and beareds <Spazz> beards* <@rtil> rofl

#9629   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spazz> I want to find a girl who is not afraid of dating a geek guy. <Spazz> You know... one that says "Oh, I don't care if I can't bring him out in public...   he's got big junk!" <StalkerofurSoul> "I dont care if hes ugly and has pimples, did you see that quake win loss ratio?" <StalkerofurSoul> he's got the finest c++ ive ever set my eyes on <StalkerofurSoul> omfg, and we was sitting there... and he pulled it out, and i asked if i could see it.... and he let me hold it....a wireless mouse! what will they think of next!

#9630   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rioter> cd location of file <rioter> rpm -Uvh full file name.rpm <_Larez-> DAAAAAAAAAAAMMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! <_Larez-> didint worked <rioter> ... <_Larez-> I didint put in the files name <_Larez-> just pasted what you typed

#9631   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D3S> driving is like sex <yeager> D3S, driving is nothing like sex <yeager> if it was, I would hardly ever get to drive <yeager> and when i did, i would regret it afterwards

#9632   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[29th]ZueX> im gonna play ww2ol....lata [29th]ZueX [[email protected]] has quit IRC (Quit: Eeets got cheekan legs) <Buchwald> i'm gonna go play <Buchwald> "i hate my fucking job and it doesn't pay enough" <Buchwald> it's a new game where i want to kill myself from 9-5 <Buchwald> and then when i get home and look at the bills, i want to kill myself <Buchwald> it's a pretty realistic game <Buchwald> characters are kinda boring though <Buchwald> hm... i'm talking to myself again huh

#9633   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Minion> I'm waiting for CNN to do a special on "The Goatse.Cx Phenomenon" Like they did with EverQuest and "All your base"

#9634   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Christof-Dupri> This 13 year old girl on Dr Phil is rapeable

#9635   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Twinge> To think, there are 8.065817517e67 possible games of freecell, and I've only beaten 3.

#9636   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dn> if i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be masturbation, or incest? <Dareon> I think itd be illegal in 13 states, is what it would be. <Fentom> -{dn}- I think it would mean you seriously need a girlfriend <dn> i get the feeling i just earned a new wb

#9637   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Black_Mage> i need the program that enables you to make flash; damned if i remember what it's called <Assgoblin> ...flash.

#9638   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spirit> belgium is the capital of what country again?

#9639   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<snif> i jsut asked if any one knew how to change ports and stuff <taras> yes, you visit your local harbourmaster and tell him you want your ship to be in a different port from now on <grifferz> you go to your liquor retailer <grifferz> and you say, "sorry, I do not like this port, please supply me with another" <snif> no need to be total dicks about it you guys can go fuck your self

#9640   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ron> Just for the hell of it the other day, I went into Word and typed out the alphabet with a whole bunch of fonts...then practiced copying them so I could handwrite in like, seven different fonts. <Fire3n3rgy> ... <Fite3n3rgy> go masturbate or something

#9641   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tasha> How long were you in New Zealand dev <@devdev> went twice <@devdev> for like, maybe 1 1/2 months <@devdev> maybe like 6 weeks

#9642   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Joins: the-craft * ChanServ sets mode: +v the-craft <the-craft> thank you chanserv:-) <the-craft> chanserv where are you from <the-craft> hello <the-craft> ? * Parts: the-craft

#9643   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Greenboy> how do i install linux? <Greenboy> open the cd in windows?

#9644   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Uncle_Tobias> I hate people who AIM me when I'm masturbating. <Kevyn> I hate people who AIM at me while masturbating.

#9645   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<The-Virus> hi <The-Virus> hello <The-Virus> oh <The-Virus> heh <The-Virus> =\ <The-Virus> thought someone said hi <The-Virus> besides me