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#9446   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SanGreal> holy shit I'm stupid <SanGreal> I just took my laptop plug <SanGreal> and licked it <SanGreal> while it was plugged in <SanGreal> : <Funky_> ... <Funky_> so does that mean you lick your plugs when they are not plugged in? <SanGreal> : <Funky_> yes or no? <SanGreal> no comment


#9447   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[-FcG-]SOAD17[-RawR-]> I WANNA BE AN OP TOO! <MacIrish> OMG that be like givin a monkey a shotgun


#9448   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gweedo> the French government's nuclear 'football' contains white flags and translations of 'We surrender' in 178 languages


#9449   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Radon> there goes the neighborhood. <Radon> power went out. <Radon> thank god for UPS <Shel-afk> lol <Shel-afk> Thats great <Radon> surprised the cable didnt go out. <Radon> phone did. <Shel-afk> The only thing that works in your house is the computer <Shel-afk> "So, what did you do during the power outage" <Radon> and flashlights. <Shel-afk> "Played quake"


#9450   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gcc-> my powerbook is being assembled in taiwan. do they give people in sweatshops the weekend off? <Simbill> lmao <Simbill> prob not <Simbill> lucky for you <Simbill> =)


#9451   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TBNE> does it cost ? <Adonai> TBNE, it's free as the black man in 1819


#9452   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Flameseeker> no analyze of my nick, please :D * Spazz kills Flameseeker and demands that he change his name. * Adonai seeks the flame which Flameseeker seeks. * Flameseeker is now known as Lameseeker <Lameseeker> better, eh? <Adonai> Lameseeker has finished his quest!


#9453   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Viktor is curious...does holding up a magnet to your monitor...-damage- it in any way? <Kyle_Physalis> Yes. <Viktor> Ah...so the big black spot doesn't go away?


#9454   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Vhalros> You are what you eat. <Antoile> Are you calling me a pussy? <Vhalros> No I very much doubt that I am.


#9455   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kurin> Whee new window manager <Kurin> http://kurin.d2g.com:3001/now.jpg * NinjaStu wonders... -> *nickserv* ghost kurin bloom * Kurin Quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: NinjaStu))) -Services.Aniverse.Com- [kurin] has been killed <NinjaStu> amazing <NinjaStu> THIS IS WHY YOU DON"T TAKE A SCEEN OF YOUR NICKSERV PASS * Kurin ([email protected]) has joined #megatokyo <Kurin> Well that was rude


#9456   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Arminas> ffs, i fucking hate auto get sometimes, why ppl feel the need to send me gay porn other stupid shit is beyond me <+Arminas> it might of been funny like 4months ago but now it pisses me off cause when i host ftp's i share my dcc directory get ppl like "i didn't know you were gay?"


#9457   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pHluid-> And that theoretical cap of 12k/sec, I've never seen it. 8k/sec is the tops I ever saw moving text around, except for that one mystical time when the moon was aligned properly. : <Tom> sometimes if I drink goats blood thats still warm and cut fresh from the goat I get 800k/s <datacide> i have sacrificed virgins and managed an extra 0.1 kb/s <datacide> in the end i decided it is better to defile them <datacide> gives you more on the long run <pHluid-> datacide: That's because virgins create line noise.


#9458   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[JaymoFish] I can change jumper settings on my HDs via BIOS right? [Ben`] nope [JaymoFish] thats gay [Ben`] no, you're gay for not having them set right in the first place :P [JaymoFish] no [JaymoFish] they're set in right [JaymoFish] but to make an ext. HD [JaymoFish] you gotta set it to Master inside a computer [JaymoFish] then take it out [Ben`] dude [Ben`] you'll need to pull it out anyway to make it an EXTERNAL hard drive [Ben`] Won't YOU! [JaymoFish] oh yeah [JaymoFish] damnit


#9459   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Martel> i'm naked <gotenks> i'm disgusted


#9460   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Dervish: I want boxer shorts that have text " Geek inside" in the front =) plan-9: why? noone will ever see that


#9461   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MiniMizer> Can you spell GEY?!?


#9462   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Switzerland has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <SteveTheNormalGuy> HE'S GOING FOR COUNTRIES NOW! <SteveTheNormalGuy> HE GOT SWITZERLAND


#9463   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* mike23 joined #mircscripts.org <mike23> can anyone tell me a website for mircscripts and addons ?


#9464   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Genome> im getting emacs for windows <Genome> this should be worth a laugh <SirLudicrus> oh my god <SirLudicrus> that's like getting a pinto engine for your ferrari


#9465   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<^CK]IR[> i get my games from efnet <[UpK]ELYX1R]IR[> www.efnet.com?


#9466   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month. <+Stinger> Stapler[BTEG]: whens your birthday? <@Stapler[BTEG]> Stinger: Add one month.


#9467   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wolfer> kbhit: How can we help you? <kbhit> wolfer, deop chanserv in #outlawz <kbhit> he's not a member <kbhit> and he keeps getting oped


#9468   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DonThorino> en der kan l�ne mig en cd-key <FeliX> 1. English only <FeliX> 2. Warez is not allowed <FeliX> 3. Good bye * FeliX sets mode: +b DonThorino!*[email protected] * DonThorino was kicked by FeliX (DonThorino)


#9469   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Wan Xion: last night I created an array search that is O(log base 4 n) I wonder if it's been done before KarpenkoSoup: Probably. Wan Xion: yeah Wan Xion: it's s simple concept Wan Xion: you just use 3 pivots KarpenkoSoup: There are people who fuck chickens. I'm pretty sure someone's written a search with O(log base 4 n) runtime.


#9470   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Joins: Niro77 <Niro77> hi <Niro77> anyone here? <Niro77> ... * Niro77 yawns <Niro77> hellloooooo <Niro77> Am I talking to myself? <Niro77> you know.. the C in IRC means "chat" <@quake> and the IR means "shut the fuck up, we're idling in this ".


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