#9471   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Zeeker> God, I wish I can make this text larger <Feren> I can smell new spam thanks to Zeek.  "Increase your font size three inches with this miracle pill!"

#9472   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<manos> dude i found a website with some cool java aplets <placid> xmmmmmmmmmmmmmm <placid> url? <manos> C:\program filesnfypplets.htm <placid> get a life <manos> ?

#9473   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guff> .l <Guff> lol <HipPriest> LOL@guff having a /l command

#9474   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<daralc> going to bed, night * daralc is now known as daralc|zZZ <daralc|zZZ> hmm <daralc|zZZ> i think something is fucked <daralc|zZZ> winamp has to buffer shit ..for atleast 5 seconds ..that is on the harddrive <iHarrison> Hah! <Aaron> thats a good indication i think. <iHarrison> So much for sleeping, daralc!

#9475   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Ainslee is back -( cemetery )- gone 1 hr 3 min 29 s <Kajun> Pickup or delivery?

#9476   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jane1980> hey juan...I have a question? <guanosan> ok?...shoot. <jane1980> err...I was thinking...what's the fastest speed a person can have sex without stopping? <guanosan> hahah... probably 68, because when you reach 69, you stop and turn around >8D <jane1980> asshole  LMFAO

#9477   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<arpee> um <arpee> i have a charge on my account from 11/12/02 <arpee> oh <arpee> i guess that's the next business day <arpee> nevermind <arpee> i was afraid people from the future were stealing my money

#9478   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Daishi> ... <Daishi> there should really be a "-" like there is a "+" on irc <Daishi> too let people know they suck

#9479   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<xcabbage> C++ takes forever to compile <richardt> xcabbage: you are referring to C++'s built-in coffee-refill time <richardt> it's a feature. <richardt> with C, there's no time.

#9480   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[uid48:#humblefxp SEX] [uid48:#humblefxp SEX] <dj|black> [N] uid48 has requested a channel SEX on #humbleFXP at 3:11pm. <dj|black> :) <Zoogle> chanel sex, eh? <Zoogle> with 40 males and 15 bots <Zoogle> [sarcasm] as tempting as that may sound [/sarcasm] I'll pass on that opportunity

#9481   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spd_dmn> theres a fucking .doc <spd_dmn> read it? <WillaCuz> reading is for faggots <pagan> spoken like a true black man WillaCuz

#9482   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BobTheGoat> Sorry I can't talk cause I gotta be up by $rand(5-8):00 tomorrow <BobTheGoat> damn

#9483   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<squall999991> whats a psx <squall999991> what the psx look like <squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation

#9484   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tak> you are like a huggies diaper.. always on someones ass, and constantly full of shit

#9485   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Paddy> well hello there <Nyte> DIE INSOLENT WENCH <Paddy> ok * Paddy dies * Paddy 's corpse begins to rot * Nyte-ddr begins humping it. <Paddy> umm <Paddy> thats just wrong <Nyte-ddr> but it feels so right *** Signoff: Paddy (Quit: )

#9486   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Kitsa> we had a kid bake ex-lax pot brownies and give them to a teacher <Kitsa> he had the shits but he was pretty happy about it

#9487   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Fastolfe> or do a googel[1] search for "perl windows" <+Fastolfe> [1] oops, typo, meant google <+wog> Ooo. I should get in the habit of footnoting my typos like that. <+Azhrarn> hah

#9488   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wildkarrdex> I ALWAYS THOUGHT A GREAT WAY TO KILL YOURSELF <wildkarrdex> WOULD BE TO RUN INTO A CROWDED ROOM <wildkarrdex> SCREAM "I'M HIV POSITIVE" <wildkarrdex> THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN

#9489   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jonathans> the national anthem of retardia <physikal> yeah... oh say can you learn how to read... <issuez> retardia <jonathans> sorry <jonathans> mentally-challengiaria <issuez> thank you.

#9490   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

dragon9995: oh man dragon9995: you know last night when I told you that I was going to rape your mom or something like that?  apparently I left it on the screen and my mom saw it and didn't think it was a joke dragon9995: she just came in here and freaked out out at me dragon9995: holy shit dragon9995: she like started crying and she thinks I'm a rapist

#9491   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ryche> my sister hangs around with these slut friends who blow guys at school and they won't even give me a minute of their day : <ryche> maybe i'm not offering enough....doesn't $0.05 sound fair or not for a bj? <FunG> yep <FunG> a nickel per inch sounds reasonable

#9492   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

One fine day in #support on GamesNET... <@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Name of channel please. <+[d20]Gau> Clan:  Covert Underground Neutralization Team  #CUNT <@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Sorry but thats an unacceptable channel name. <+[d20]Gau> ?  Is it too short? <@Phobius> [d20]Gau: No its the word "cunt" <+[d20]Gau> "cunt"? Ohhhh goodness That's another word for a woman's vagina, isn't it <+[d20]Gau> How about The War Against Terrorism? #twat <@Phobius> !#twat reg [d20]Gau

#9493   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

--> heha (cyber@????????.ipt.aol.com) has joined #linux --- YeahBabY sets ban on *!*@*.aol.??? <-- Crikey has kicked heha from #linux (banned: Too many problems with AOL.  Use another ISP.  Permban) <thinko> nice ban, covers those pesky aol.mil ppl too

#9494   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|sM|Giga-Dogbert> it doesnt work <+Yeti> .. What doesnt work <GBL|InfamousGadget> <img src="http://site">  or [img]http://site[/img] <GBL|InfamousGadget> did you post it somewhere? <|sM|Giga-Dogbert> C:\My Documents\My Received Files\dogbert1.jpg

#9495   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TFA|MikeRotch> it's that Yamaha CRW-D1 <TFA|MikeRotch> F1 I ean <TFA|MikeRotch> mwena <TFA|MikeRotch> god damn <TFA|MikeRotch> my fingers are getting to dat <TFA|MikeRotch> fat <TFA|MikeRotch> I need to go on a diet just so I can type properly on IRC <TFA|FulDog> haha <v3ktor> rofl