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#9421   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<forsaken1> Lesbians aren't sexy, in my opinion. I mean, if they're lesbians, I'm obviously not gonna get any, so why waste my time. <microkid88> forsaken1: lesbos make good porn <forsaken1> microkid88: But, it's a bunch of licking <forsaken1> microkid88: I can go to Baskin Robbins and see that


#9422   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Linguica> penisgirls are all the rage in hentai now <darknation> men with vaginas seem to be less popular for some reason...


#9423   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DooMBoy> Everyone on my buddy list is at school :( <schepe> that's pathetic <schepe> keeping a buddylist <DooMBoy> Really? What's pathetic about it? <schepe> it's pathetic that you forget who you friends are unless you write them sown in a list.


#9424   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bb|releaseme> Because memorization is an intellectual activity which stimulates the mind. <Sharku-away> We're talking about Gwindor, Bb|releaseme <Sharku-away> jk <Bb|releaseme> LOL *** Sharku-away has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <Gwindor> see, that is what happens when you insult my intelligence.  peers take care of ya


#9425   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Now talking in #dapcentral <Boinger69> i think so janx, but how are we going to get the monkey in spandex? <janx> yes. quite the conundrum <Fancia> ... This is *quite* a conversation to wander into.


#9426   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_absent> I wish j00 could modify chicks like you can do to pc's all plug and play and shit <_absent> if she talks to much <_absent> pull out her sound card <APE_> heh <UzzaGangsta> nah man <UzzaGangsta> have a control panel <UzzaGangsta> mute the complaint and talkative channels <_absent> j00 could upgrade her tits <APE_> install linux on her and customize away <ShadowofBob> and change her appearence =) <UzzaGangsta> overclock her sex drive O_O <_absent> she could playback mp3's too <UzzaGangsta> ja <APE_> and rip dvds on the fly <ShadowofBob> you'd probably add ports and drives to her :P <UzzaGangsta> heh shes already got the port im interested in O_O <_absent> women really should conform to standard pc architecture <_absent> it'd own <ibor132> yeah it would


#9427   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MinD> i'm not a newbie <MinD> i like 2 run in root <ivan> MinD: ever heard of su? <MinD> ivan: what is su


#9428   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ogredude> neat, but the 2k doesn't work <Ogredude> now comes decision time <Ogredude> do I try to repair WinME or do I wipe the hard drive and install the much better win98SE <JeremiahSmith> You throw the whole thing out the window and become Amish.


#9429   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bealzubub> yeah.  my mom's going fucking insane with this family tree shit. <Bealzubub> she been hogging the internet, lookin up all of our family incestry. <Acherton> lmfao! <Bealzubub> ancestry* <Ktulu> lmao <Bealzubub> damnit!


#9430   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Steph-Away> I'M AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER NOW <Steph-Away> night! <IQpierce> dang <IQpierce> ALL OF YOU NOW ACT AS FEMININE AS POSSIBLE <IQpierce> maybe that will make up for there being no real chicks here * Geno rubs his nipples * Kevyn is listening to Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On


#9431   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sigma> being Rod Stewart would be awesome <Sigma> he gets all these hot chicks <Sigma> the only bad thing would be that you would be Rod Stewart


#9432   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Giga|RS is now known as Giga|AFK <pika^-^newbie> wb Giga|AFK


#9433   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kmad> someone should make insecure-or-not.com <kmad> and instead of 1-10 <kmad> it would just have a 'yes'


#9434   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mars_Alien> okey wat am i missing <Gandalf> your h key? --> jennings1 ([email protected]) has joined #Highveld <Mars_Alien> gulo jennings1


#9435   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pHluid->  because everybody leet in linux types with all lower case letters like this and no punctuation <pHluid-> the shift key is for noobs <pHluid-> periods are for chicks <pHluid-> and god knows theres no chicks in #linux


#9436   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* genso is now known as octopussy <SteamedHams> for 1 to 8 players


#9437   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nephlite> I'm having problems compiling apache and php, can you help? <Dogz> Yea sure bud, whats up? <Nephlite> Well it gives me an error when i compile <Dogz> Did you check the site or the forums? <Nephlite> Nope <Dogz> rtfm! <Nephlite> ./configure rtfm --prefix=/www --activate-module=src/modules/php4/libphp4.a  ??? <Dogz>....


#9438   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BORGTriv> [BORGTriv] - Zmannnn Got the last one... <BORGTriv> [BORGTriv] - 224. what is soccer star pele's real name? <BORGTriv> [BORGTriv] - Here's a hint: --s-n ------- -- --s---e--- <daSinga> DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!


#9439   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Hurricane_Hasney> I'm just a pedophile really <Hurricane_Hasney> I mean audiophile <Hurricane_Hasney> Sheesh, talk about mis-type of the century :S


#9440   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Tyr`] What The Fuck [Tyr`] the dcc port range cant be bellow 1024? [Tyr`] bah! [roAm] oh god no [roAm] god forbid you have to use ports 1024-65535


#9441   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tate> Ever see What Women Want? <Tony> yea, i look in the mirror all the time <tate> It's true <tate> Women do only seem to want Gay men


#9442   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* PamelaPeaks wishes she could donate sperm for $50 <Lowbrow> You can fly down and help me donate, Pam <Lowbrow> You can even have the $50 :| * PamelaPeaks ponders <Lowbrow> If you stay long enough you can earn enough to fly back


#9443   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< passagero> i'm romanian man,i have 18yers old and try to found some one who want to have a relation sheep with me < passagero> is someone amateur? < BSDgeek> passagero: the amater sheep are in your back yard, go mount one


#9444   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<brown> tx is in the right place to be the asshole <brown> if florida's the dick <brown> cuba's the cum <brown> mexico is the shit


#9445   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<The_Sicness> Sex is like a card game, if you don't have a good partner, then you better have a good hand. <MrPanda> O_o <MrPanda> and it's better to play with a group <MrPanda> than to play by yourself :D


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