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#9396   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Khrath> U HAVE A SMALL PENIS HAHAHAHAHA <Xion33> sad face <Xion33> :( <Kaladam> sad face <Kaladam> little head <Kaladam> the life of you <Kaladam> small penis head man


#9397   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MazeMachino> id ownz us all and we know it <MazeMachino> well maybe not jud <MazeMachino> he doesn't know it <MazeMachino> but he'll find out <MazeMachino> when Doom3 arrives in the shops <jud_> yay, pasty fat white zombies for everyone! <MazeMachino> yeah, w00t <MazeMachino> pasty fat white zombies? Americans? <jud_> why spend bazillions on a computer capable of running doom3 when i could just look in the mirror? <MazeMachino> Doom3, the game where you get to shoot American white trash in the gut


#9398   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Red99MustangMan: dumbass fatherless, motherless redheaded bitch! you think your better then me at tribes and insulting someone? wow your a regular chef-boy-r-dumbass! i just thought you were ugly but your a dumb bitch too........ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Auto response from IAMAJOKR 02: Leave a note. MustangMan, Your a dumbass bitch. Get a life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red99MustangMan signed off at 9:37:22 PM.


#9399   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Todd farts <insane> I wouldn't do that with the people in this channel, you might get raped <insane> now they know there is room in your colon <Todd> it's ok, I wear a pair of titanium boxers.


#9400   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_MADMAN> i went to my first AA meetings last night <_MADMAN> :D <_MADMAN> i had a good time <wasting> african american club?


#9401   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Rossell1> you know I was walking down the street yesterday and it was dark <Rossell1> and I though to myself <Rossell1> "Have to turn up the gamma" <Overlord> someone needs a life <CitizenErazed> but that's because you're stupid. <Rossell1> true


#9402   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bigboss> I just got a popup ad that used the ms voice agent thing to talk to me. <bigboss> It was like stephen hawking selling me mutual funds.


#9403   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Lithium> i have a very large question mark above my head :) <+datafreak> press backspace then


#9404   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<griffin> would you tongue fuck pagans asshole for 27.4 million? <jstepka-w> yup <jstepka-w> i'd do a lot of shit for 27.4 million <griffin> would you kill your mom? <jstepka-w> would I get caught? <griffin> no <jstepka-w> yes


#9405   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** NinjaStu listens to abba - dancing queen *** suds listens to a-teens - dancing queen *** EvilJoven listens to Bitchy Customer - My Webpage Isnt Working (Why wont you die remix) *** Fraggy plays 'Trance Control - Welcome to the House'


#9406   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<miki> hey pinkmonkey has spelling and grammar mistakes in it's summaries! <miki> I don't even have to re-write it into my own words!


#9407   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<stryhf> why do people persist in continuing to write SHIT APPLICATIONS IN JAVA <stryhf> writing SHIT in JAVA doesn't make it ANY LESS SHITTY <stryhf> IT JUST MKAES IT SLOW ASS SHIT


#9408   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Statutory_Sam> some of us have real lives we must attend to occasionaly <Statutory_Sam> ::read::"Doing Laundry" <seafoodgod> real lives == alt-tab


#9409   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Akasha> have you tried kicking the pc? <Wither> of course. first thing i did..


#9410   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@kanaiva> dont be tupid <@sungroc> im not stupic


#9411   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Courtland> im the only one with a hot sister <Rav> to bad u cant do anything about it <Rav> or can you?  0_o <Courtland> I wouldnt do that <novasatori> you know you'd let her give you a bj or whack off to her stripping for you if she let you <Courtland> its not that I think the actual doing of it is wrong <Courtland> its just having to think about it afterwards


#9412   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<K|dDO> LANSTORM is on same date as YemLAN <Rex-Gone> U know ur a geek when...   u have 2 LANs conflicting on 1 date :P


#9413   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<incognegro> i masturbated yesterday. <incognegro> and fell down the fucking stairs. <incognegro> bruised my arm pretty badly. <mc> did you save your effluent in a jar


#9414   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<firefighter_scott>  Notice  �Once a computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kickboxing.�


#9415   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Resident0> when i was lil i put one of those square batteries on my tongue <Resident0> and it shocked me and made my tongue blister <Resident0> it owned <ranova> haha


#9416   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) has joined #support <gregor5678> hello? <gregor5678> hey, i have a quick question... <gregor5678> my girlfriend is...experienced... and im not so much <Cassy> this IS about irc right? ;) <Matthew> lol <Spirit_1100> rofl <gregor5678> shes coming over this weekend with certain intentions (which im fine with, dont get me wrong) <gregor5678> im just curious if theres anything i should or shouldnt do... <Cassy> i'm seriously not able to help you with that, i'm sorry :) <Spirit_1100> gregor5678, this is a chat server support room <Spirit_1100> we can't help wiht your personal life <gregor5678> right <gregor5678> thanks anyway <gregor5678> bye * Quits: gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) (QUIT: )


#9417   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<``Finder> Any submissive females out there  into doing laundry, dish washing, shopping from lists, and extremely quick sex - msg this Dom male.


#9418   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<moku> It is difficult. People always want me to walk on water, but I can only do that when the water is frozen... <BobTheMilkman> heh, so THAT's how jesus did it, the tricky bastard


#9419   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* megamanu1 (megamanu1@=Bc7Tefk38.tnt9.pleasantville.nj.da.uu.net) has joined #support <megamanu1> help <+Spirit_1100> what is the problem? <megamanu1> mirc is hard <megamanu1> i don't understad <megamanu1> an how do you make a bot <megamanu1> how do you script


#9420   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Seldon> We will be holding a meeting tomorrow to discuss ChanServ/SRVX. We're looking forward to hear what users think of the service we work very hard to provide to you. *** Quits: ChanServ (Suarez.Hub.US.GamesNET.net Services.GamesNET.net).


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