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<QuaKed_Oatmeal> Chop Suey > U! <kiro> chop suey not as good as you say <QuaKed_Oatmeal> yes <QuaKed_Oatmeal> It is greater than you. <kiro> fuck you <Shatai> Man, Kyle is not greater than much. I am sure, from your analysis, that there are complementary packets of ketchup in fast-food restaurants that are "greater than" Kyle. *** kiro has quit IRC <QuaKed_Oatmeal> rofl <Shatai> =^

#9372   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Yukanojo> "Before departing for Japan, successful candidates receive written materials about the Programme along with a Japanese language text and tapes." <Yukanojo> GOOD LORD <Yukanojo> That's like dropping you into the middle of the vietnam war with a stick and a fork

#9373   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cHEMx> anyone got any clue where to find kids games? <Zoogle> seducing the wee lil' ones again, eh cHEMx?

#9374   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MattV> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, and F are the letters for bra sizes? <MattV> If you've wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you were informed! <MattV> A- Almost boobs <MattV> B- Barely there <MattV> C- Can't complain! <MattV> D- Damn! <MattV> DD- Double damn! <MattV> E- Enormous! <MattV> F- Fake.

#9375   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kylev> i was tryin to fix this computer <kylev> the power supply fan was buzzin funny, and it wouldent post <kylev> so i said somethins busted, and the computer is shot, and he got pissed, punched it and now it works fine

#9376   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SteamedHams> linux fags are like normal fags, only more efficient

#9377   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<forsaken> wjer i at glemm sjoumd hav goe to 3 0 brwnloa thing <forsaken> am a bit too drunk i thikn' <forsaken> no i went to the brwnlow thin at gelnn $20 all u can drink spirits ma fuck,ed <forsaken> i can only type one eye it i type 2 it goes all blurre >??~!>

#9378   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<buzgub> so what you actually wanted to do was change doom? <damnerror> yes <damnerror> I didnt know it was C <damnerror> I thought most games were written in Macromedia

#9379   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pi> Violence solves everything. <Pi> If you have a problem that violence doesn't solve, then you're not using enough of it.

#9380   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ap> i have this new way of jacking off now. i blow my load on notebook paper. then just make a paper airplane and fly it out my window

#9381   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NolMan> this ww2 online game is so complicated <Skep|GoSixers> whats it bout

#9382   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Corvus> cum bitch cum, my mouse hand is getting tired

#9383   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AoENIGma> my mom thought you were a girl when i said your T2 name was harvey <Harvey> your mom is fuckin retarded

#9384   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Setups> my mom called my dad "do this hand" <Setups> she meant nail polish <Setups> and hes like "no i dont want to" <Setups> and im like <Setups> "go ahead dad, you have alot of experience with doing hands" <Setups> then hes like <Setups> "dont think i cant hear you at night" <Setups> and i shutted up :(

#9385   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<snowzone> well that's weird. i just got memory access violations from a windows program and it DIDN'T crash... <Olafsson> it violated another program but the other program must have liked it..

#9386   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Marweas] Tribes Condoms(WOULD THEY WORK OR NEED PATCHES!?!) [V-raggy] my condom ue'd [V-raggy] :[

#9387   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<naner> has anybody made whoopie? <naner> :| <naner> does typing alot make your fingers stronger? <naner> cause i really want to be good at atleast one thing in bed

#9388   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<alicetr> is anyone good with win2k networking? <fatbrain> alicetr: just ask <MBoffin> Maybe he did ask. Maybe he's doing a survey.

#9389   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Want3840> yes, i thought brownouts were caused by excessive use of electricity without an adequate supply <een> i don't personally care why they happen, cuz i just know that they do <Want3840> according to the weather channel, as you say, they happen more during storms <Want3840> oh! <Want3840> i figured it out <een> YAY <Want3840> during storms lightning strikes, and lightning uses up all the electricity! <Want3840> duh

#9390   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[ ctr] damn the sun is really bright

#9391   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Beannie|A> my girlfriend's horny :) and im 'helping' her with it hehehe <@Beannie|A> 'sok, im horny too <@Beannie|A> and shes helping me <mnkymajik> and ur on mirc?

#9392   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

< Squishy> in trade i'd like your soul for my collection < Whoregasm> he means "your dick" for "his anus" < Squishy> i've got lots of souls from this channel

#9393   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mutilate> talking to my best freind from primary skool... so much to catch up on * mutilate is now away: shower

#9394   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<klif-e> ah thats better my mouse was going spastic turned it over to have a look at what the fuck was going on and there was a short and curly across the lense ;)    moral of the story dont scratch your balls with your mouse hand

#9395   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drunknom> I could probaby force myself to be sober, but it's toom uch eforroft <Zacchaeus> ah well - ya gotta enjoy it - or whats the point? <drunknom> preceseisyl