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#9272   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Vaelin> ah, see, now i'd like to be the kind of person who writes their own scripts.. i'm practically that sort of guy <Vaelin> only i've got a lot less initiative, so i just sit there and say "i'd like to write my own scripts." <Vaelin> and that is all i do towards learning to write my own scripts

#9273   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jim> hello good sir <Jim> may i present to you a work of art involving wang

#9274   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dan``> Frying Blintzes... <Saint_Proverbius> What's a blintzes? <Dan``> It's a kind of hmm well <Lasse> oh, one of those

#9275   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CowInParachute> Hasta La Vista Baby Jesus.

#9276   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lyricwriter> Don't ask the guy with the bad memory <Daniac> Who's that? <Lyricwriter> You <Daniac> Oh yeah

#9277   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<alakahil> hmm: FBI AND CIA ARE LOOKING AT YOU <Mother> so what's new? <alakahil> some new type of spam <rambopfc> lol <alakahil> next i will havespam from fbi <alakahil> "we are looking for you" <alakahil> "how big your salary should be?" <Mother> hehehehe <alakahil> where have all those "enlarge your penis" and "look, i'm naked" have gone? <Mother> oh they still come in every now and then <Mother> had I answered all of them Neil Armstrong could walk to the moon on my penis

#9278   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Yhwh> I want my mp3s back :( <Chris_A> Why don't you recreate them as MIDI in Mario Paint and then emulate the Mario Paint ROM and recreate said MIDI on your new PC!??!?! <Yhwh> Didn't Mario Paint not have sharps and flats? <Chris_A> That's your biggest concern about my plan? <Yhwh> It is a pretty big concern!

#9279   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no plunger available pm me please...hurry their is shit on the floor already * `DE-Throwdown-e- has quit IRC (Excess Flood)

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<PigsCantFly> which is bigger. evilpie's [ ] nose [ ] love <evilpie> my love <cardcheat> if by love, you mean his cock, then his nose

#9281   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Dza> i got real drunk last night, and when i woke up, there were 2 pizzas in my fridge <@Dza> so i didnt ask questions and i been enjoying all day

#9282   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fo0bar> it's 5PM and I haven't put pants on yet.  I consider this a good day

#9283   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Catman102> I'm a dumbass and put the drivers on my firewire harddrive but I can't get them off the harddrive till I have the drivers to activate the firewire

#9284   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cinnabar> i wonder how much heat 8 hard drives in there would generate. <loophole> I don't know <loophole> but <loophole> it doens't matter when you've ejaculated <loophole> all over the inside of it <cinnabar> uh...

#9285   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gnetic> I searched for need for speed and I got this ===JJJJ==D~~~....what do i do with that??? <Gnetic> is that like a binary code or something ?? <Resi0> its a cock <Resi0> jesus man, i wouldnt wanna be you when ure in the bath if you cant see that...

#9286   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<static> there's one of those funny looking airconditioning fan thingies out side the mall nearby.  it blows air straight up out of the sidewalk.  I keep looking at it as I walk by and wondering "if I stand on it,  will it push me up to the second level of the mall?" <static> I think I play too many video games. <FJ> test it <FJ> throw a cat into the stream <FJ> at the vry least, you'll be laughing your butt off

#9287   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KANG> You know, I don't think you can call it a "friendly rivalry" after you've killed your opponent's parents.

#9288   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer, and exiles them to Siberia.'

#9289   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lord-Data> "your dog can be smarter!" ... god .. spam is reaching for ideas me thinks

#9290   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Avalanche> !seen bud [@bud] Avalanche, I'm right here. Quit wasting my time! <Avalanche> !seen vagina [Respecter] lol [@bud] Avalanche, I don't remember seeing vagina. <Avalanche> why does that not surprise me

#9291   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Sythro00> Omg this is so messed up. I keep taking this gender test at http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/ and it keeps coming up with that it's 86% sure I am a girl, WTF <@Jed-> Sythro00: maybe its right.. <+Sythro00> No thats whats so scrwewed up. I am totaly right-winger, heck I collect Glocks for the love of god

#9292   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@genutech> you know those trigun dvd rips i was getting <@genutech> there all dubbed * @genutech cries <@animaniac420> thats like wakin up cauz your gilrfriend shit in your bed <@genutech> dude, ani, you need to learn how to use better metaphors

#9293   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SouLjY> im rot netarded * SouLjY is away. [rescue rangers] Back in [27 min] Logging [On] <SouLjY> chip n dales owns all of u <maj> ... <PyRo_> =[ <Pelleas> im going to go look at the water <SouLjY> :1

#9294   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Powerlord> I don't get laid enough to spell correctly <trythil> laid? <trythil> rofl <Powerlord> erm... paid enough

#9295   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Davey> i threw up in the bed once..my weight on the bed made it flow back into my crotch!