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#9296   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

-!- LWashu [[email protected]] has joined #Channel < LWashu> /j harstad < LWashu> join asd < LWashu> JOIN Harstad < LWashu> JOIN #HARSTAD < LWashu> #JOIN Harstad < LWashu> /JOIN Harstad <@unixpeon> wow -!- LWashu was kicked from #channel by sybase [shut the fuck up]


#9297   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LiaBacci> whats ur name lsd? <lsd> Ellesdee <LiaBacci> Ellesdee? is a female name? or a male one? <LiaBacci> anyway is a pretty name <lsd> thanks :)


#9298   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MoShun� i thought i dropped a piece of chocolate on my chair <MoShun� n as i pick it up n put it in my mouth <Janemba� omg <MoShun� im starting to believe it wasnt chocolate <Janemba� dont go there <Janemba� ... <Janemba� nasty....


#9299   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** MoBart has joined #mmorpg.ger <MoBart> @find forgotten realms <MoBart> @locator forgotten realms <nemesys> wtf? <TechWar> WareZ l0cAtOR 1.2: found forgotten realms @ www.goatse.cx *** MoBart has left #mmorpg.ger <TechWar> hehehe.


#9300   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Murdercules> once, i accidently walked in on my sister when she was taking a shower, and i saw her tities and her body, i was like, damn! who's that fine chick in my shower, then i saw my sister's face, and i was like, damn, i didn't know my sister was that hot


#9301   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Celia> la la la * Archy` stretches and slowly moves arm around Craig <Archy`> oops <Archy`> damn TAB <Archy`> erm.... <@Azhrarn> HAH


#9302   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

@TokSic:  imagine having 3 terabytes of unreleased porn @TokSic:  i would be a billionaire @SnypeTEST:  cool! @SnypeTEST:  u can be bill gates.... except.... what your selling is usefull


#9303   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zuKi> YOU KNOW WHAT WAS CREEPY <zuKi> AT THE BLOOD DRIVE AT SCHOOL THE BASEBALL COACH WAS RACING THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS TO SEE WHO COULD GIVE THE MOST BLOOD IN A GIVEN AMOUNT OF TIME <zamros> HAHAHA <_ry0suke_> :DDDDDDDDD <zamros> WHAT ASSHOLES <zuKi> AND HE'S ALL "IF YOU PUMP YOUR HAND YOU'LL GET MORE BLOOD OUT OF IT <_ry0suke_> DDDDDDDDDD: <zuKi> IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING EVER <zuKi> MAYBE X GAMES WILL HAVE A NEW SPORT <zuKi> "TONY HAWK PRO BLOOD DONOR"


#9304   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bobthedinosaur> umm <The_StarWarz_Dude> heh. <bobthedinosaur> not memory you idiot <bobthedinosaur> the ram <Raid[Shower]> lol <okram> ram = memory you idiot <The_StarWarz_Dude> RAM IS MEMORY YOU DOLT


#9305   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

TagDN: 20 min to install TagDN: 30 sec to delete TagDN: gotta love m$


#9306   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sev> asus makes shitty mobos <sev> overpriced too. --> omega ([email protected]) has joined #hell --- ChanServ gives channel operator status to omega --- ChanServ sets mode +a #hell omega <asus> loud out laugh's <asus> i have 3 <asus> :P <sev> cool <sev> i have 1 <sev> but it's dead <sev> ;) <omega> I have 0 * omega wonders what the convo was <sev> japanese love slaves. <omega> oh <omega> yeah, I have 0


#9307   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(peregrine): you know (peregrine): if i ever setup an fserv (peregrine): i should make my trigger the destructicon (Chimerasame): i'm amused by people whose triggers are like *** Chimerasame has quit IRC (Quit: I AM A FAGGOT) *** Chimerasame ([email protected]) has joined #rpgamer2 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Chimerasame (xeria): <people in chim's other channels> really? (Breianna): WTF is that (peregrine): i'm really not sure (Chimerasame): ok, chalk one up for the dumbest thing i've done, ever (Ultimate_Houseplant): dumbass! *** Chimerasame has quit IRC (Quit: ignore that quit message) *** Chimerasame ([email protected]) has joined #rpgamer2 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Chimerasame


#9308   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lyssa> 4 days and I'm 16! <Lyssa> I am 15.987066 years old <Spazz`> 4 days and we can have legal sex0r in colorado!  >:D <Lyssa> ... <Lyssa> 4 days and I'm 12** <Spazz`> We can have legal sex0r in Kentucky! <Spazz`> >:D <Lyssa> hahahah <Koloran> ur not related <Spazz`> Oh shit.  :(


#9309   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Blorb> AH JESUS FUCK WHAT KIND OF PERSON LABELS A BACKSTREET BOYS SONG AS A TOOL SONG???


#9310   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Now talking in #c++ <ZorbaTHut> *insert clever witticism here* <larne> *insert witty and humourosly insulting reply* <ZorbaTHut> *insert quick knowledgeable come-back* <larne> *insert nitpick on minor grammar issue* <ZorbaTHut> *insert overgeneralization regarding your race/gender/profession/sexual habits* <djSwish> *insert kickban* <ZorbaTHut> *insert mostly unrelated comment about nazis*


#9311   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Angel> Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer


#9312   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<+Camus> im palazed! <+Fleebis> Palazed? <+Fleebis> Paralyzed? <+Camus> yea <+Camus> close <+Camus> kinda <+Camus> i just type in the first letter <+Camus> and hit a couple keys <+Fleebis> oh, i underktnjd


#9313   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

( dogbert ) how do u do those action thingies? ( cams ) alt-f4 �� Quits: dogbert (client exited) ( cams ) ... ( mmmalice ) haha ( cams ) are you kidding me? ( Psy ) hahahaha * dogbert has joined #pacult ( dogbert ) haha funny ( Psy ) It's alt f4 ( Psy ) you hit alt f5 �� Quits: dogbert (client exited)


#9314   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Alb-guy> I just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo Gamecube. Now I am banning this vibrator from my household, but I am concerned about other teenagers who are using these products as masturbation aids.


#9315   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<My`Albanian`Ass> dude, a fat chick from mcdonals brought me my food and she said 'sorry for the wait' and i said 'don't worry you'll lose it' and she gave me a smirk :/


#9316   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gerudo> i just thought of something <Gerudo> after eating some fun-size candy, i have a question... <Gerudo> whats so 'fun' about fun-size candy? <Gerudo> i mean, if my dick was that small, it sure as hell wouldnt be labeled 'fun-size' would it??


#9317   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SA-Magic> urgh, need food, but too tired to bother <SA-NiteFox> Shake your keyboard upside down over your mouth. <SA-NiteFox> It's kept me alive all these years. <SA-Magic> nah, its ful of dirt and pubes <SA-Magic> im not eating myself, so to speak <SA-NiteFox> Okay, I do not want to ask how they got there... <SA-Thrillias> Full of... pubes? <SA-Magic> uhk, the dirt is jsut from usage <SA-Magic> not MY pubes, surely <SA-NiteFox> EVEN WORSE!


#9318   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<slippy^> i am evi| <mr-cow> what you done now? <slippy^> well <slippy^> i had a thought. <slippy^> sat on my desk is a "clients" pc <slippy^> would it be wrong of me to install something that screwed it every few months, thus insuring work? * slippy^ installs win98


#9319   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlbinoEatpod> You both need to get MSN, so we can have multi-user chats.


#9320   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shapr> how do I correctly display two byte fonts? <liiwi> you take the first byte and display it <liiwi> then you take the other byte and display it


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